Minho:
The stars are so beautiful tonight
You wanna know what else is beautiful?

Jisung:
W-what 🤭

Minho:
Me.

Jisung:
What the heck
I thought I was going to be proposed to!

Seungmin:
Don't confuse hyungs with noonas

Felix:
Lmao burnt to a crisp

Me:
Enough burning Jisung
In this household, we only burn Changbin

Changbin:
I love how I'm always brought up in the conversation out of nowhere :D

Hyunjin:
Yeah yeah don't get ahead of yourself

Jisung:
Yeah lmao strange midget

Changbin:
Stfu squirrel

Jisung:
Stfu prism

Changbin:
Your mum gay

Jisung:
Your dad lesbian

Me:
OMG WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO PERSONAL

Changbin:
Because it's 2 AM and I need my beauty sleep

Jisung:
Lmao it ain't gonna help with your triangleness anyway

Felix:
OOF

Changbin:
FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME
IM NOT A TRIANGLE

Jeongin:
Okay triangle

Hyunjin:
BURNNNN

Me:
I feel bad for changbin

Changbin:
yOU DONT SAY
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL THIS

Felix:
Changbin, no offense but
Just get cool

Changbin:
HOW

Jisung:
Damn son calm down don't yell at my child

Felix:
Jisungie thank you uwu

Jisung:
Felix called me wHAT
UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
CAN I ADOPT YOU

Hyunjin:
STOP I ADOPTED HIM ALREADY

Jeongin:
I can't watch this love story

Seungmin
Same

Me:
why are you all adopting each other
Are you so eager to be parents or what

Minho:
Jisung is eager for that ONE THING

Jeongin:
Do you mean One Direction's song One Thing?

Me:
...yes exactly

Felix:
I wonder what one thing 1D wanted from that girl

Hyunjin:
Ikr like they were kids when they made that song, their lyrics couldn't have been lewd

Minho:
But then again, Jisung is also a kid
And he's horny all the time

Jisung:
Kid zoned 😔😔

Changbin:
Lmao you're a kid

Jisung:
And you're the triangle which the creators of X-Files saw before making the Illuminati symbol

Me:
........

Changbin:
Are you serious

Jeongin:
Drama within 3Racha is what we love to see

Hyunjin:
*grabs popcorn*

Minho:
*sips tea*

Seungmin:
I don't usually enjoy seeing people be ridiculed but this is fun

Felix:
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Changbin:
Wha-
So I'm providing free drama to you all?
I won't speak then
Keep on saying bullshit

Jisung:
Oh boy now you brought it upon yourself

Me:
Jisung no

Jisung:
Changbin, my dear
You're so tiny that thumbelina is jealous
Also, I've been receiving calls from Shrek on behalf of you
He wants his face back dude, how long you gonna keep that face?

Hyunjin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Jisung:
Remember when I lost you in that crowd last week?
I was searching for you and I couldn't see you, so I had to bend down and look for the shortest human being
I tell you, the ants were angry that you've taken their place

Minho:
This must physically hurt

Jisung:
Also

Changbin:
OH MY GOD STOP YOU'RE SO PRETTY
*PETTY

Jisung:
I am pretty <3

Me:
Guys, please stop

Felix:
Why?

Me:
My lungs can't take it anymore oml

Changbin:
Not you too :(

(a/n: lmao I was typing Jisung's name when my autocorrect did this:

Jisung is god wbk wbk)