PART 3! WHY DO YOU GUYS ASSOCIATE CHANGBIN WITH A TRIANGLE AND WHAT HAVE I DONE 

SEO CHANGBIN 

Q) workout routine ples

Jeongin: eat cake to get cake 

Changbin: wtf child 

Q) Are you dark and secretly cutie or cutie and secretly dark?

Changbin: dark and secretly cutie :) 

Jisung: more like triangle and secretly prism 

Changbin: can you sHUT THE FUCK UP- 

Q) How are you such a hella fine pretty hooman like wtf why soo cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Changbin: finally, my beauty is getting recognized! you get a fist bump from me hah 

Minho: because the only way to thank people is to give them fist bumps. yeah, okay, good good. 

Hyunjin: CHANGBIN, THEY WERE SO ENTHUSIASTIC WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO DRY 

Q) Are you available this Saturday?-

(Totally not cheating on jisung rn jhgfds)

Changbin: totally free for netflix and chill ;)) 

Chan: here, take some anti horny pills 

Jisung: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS 

Q) What are your thoughts on the triangle slander bestie?

Changbin: I absolutely hate it 

Felix: but Kim Namjoon says 'love yourself' so why do you hate yourself? 

Seungmin: lmaooo I feel bad for Changbin 

Q) You know you really look like a watermelon slice, do you?

Changbin: sorry next, swipe swipe swipe swipe- 

Q) CRUSH ME WITH YOUR BICEPS THICK DADDY👹👹

Changbin: AYO CHAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE READERS 

Chan: I did nothing 

Changbin: WHY ARE THEY TAKING UP YOUR KINKS WTF BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN 

Chan: cri kdajdjakjdja :'))) 

Q) 1) experience as a triangle

2) i'm confused whether you are dark or cute???

3) you do know that dwaekki is 90% pig right...4) Are you even breathing when you're rapping????

Changbin: 1) I am: NOT  2) I'm cute :3  3) he's 10% rabbit and that's the majority, no questions no arguments  4) I stopped breathing the second I was born 

Hyunjin: you stopped breathing... when you were born... that turned dark real quick 

Felix: but see "dark"? that's his thing, even though he's all rainbows and lollipops 

Q) Ahhhhh my last slice of pizza got eaten so....can i eat you instead 😋 ;)

Changbin: you have a very strange way of flirting but alright i guess

Chan: all my kids are horny T_T 

Minho: not more than you, gonba 

Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO GONBA IS A THING NOW 

Q) Choke me like you hate me but you love me-

Changbin: why is everyone so horny today- 

Jisung: you're the one to say 

Changbin: YOU'RE THE ONE TO SAY 

Q) are you proud for inspiring the shape in which we cut pizza

Changbin: ...

Changbin: ...

Changbin: ...sigh 

Q) What were u going to respond to the reader's text?

Changbin: i was going to follow my god Eren's ways and commit genocide but the author was smart enough to remove them 

Seungmin: never been so proud of someone before 

Q) OMFG HI AGAIN SEO CHANGBIN

CAN YOU PLEASE PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK AND SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA ME

SO SEXC OMG THOS GUNS AHHHH

CHOKE ME PAPI

Changbin: so you see I've yet again be pushed to the limit of committing genocide 

Minho: I'm ready for the destruction of this corrupt world, gotta keep my cats and my quokka safe 

Jisung: gonna melt like ice cream AWWWWWWW

Jeongin: PDA EWWWW 

Q) please choke me

Changbin: you'll die. 

Seungmin: if that's the outcome, kindly do the same to me

Felix: KEENKEE 

Q) how does it feel like when people call u triangle

Changbin: i feel like murdering them 

Jisung: -with his sharp chin 

Changbin: Jisung you're on my murder list 

Minho: and he's on my to-do list ;)) 

Seungmin: gross 

Q) HELLO SIR TEACH ME HOW TO RAP PLS

Hyunjin: say YOHHHHH and you're done 

Changbin: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU 

Q) DO YOU KNOW THAT I BECAME A STAY BECAUSE I LISTENED TO ONE OF YOUR SONGS (mixtape: on track)? I'M FOREVER THANKFUL THAT YOU MADE THAT MASTERPIECE--

Changbin: here are the papers, kindly sign on it to document our marriage 

Q) SEO FCKING CHANGBIN HOW DARE YOU BE DISRESPECTFULLY HOT- HOW AM I GOING TO BE LOYAL IF YOU'RE LIKE DIS-???

Changbin: lmao Jisung, girls love me ahahahahahaha

Jisung: I'm gonna cut your triangle face in half so that you're half a triangle and half a trapezium 

Jeongin: ouch pain 

Q) UHMMM PLEASE PUNCH ME HAHA JUST KIDDING OR AM I ANYWAYS ahem how do you feel when people call you triangle

Changbin: i really hope you were kidding (or pls seek help) and i dO NOT LIKE IT WHEN I'M CALLED A TRIANGLE HOW DIFFICULT IS THAT TO REMEMBER 

Q) why.the.fuck.are.you.so.perfect????

Changbin: why.the.fuck.are.you.so.sweet???? 

Felix: oh dude he's flirting 

Q) WOULD YOU RATHER PUNCH ME OR CHOKE ME

Changbin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

Jeongin: Sadism returns 

Chan: JUGIN 

Q) Pick an animal a walrus or a pig?

Changbin: Jisung 

Jisung: aw bro- oh wait. 

Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So that was it! I hope you liked it!! 

Next up: Hwang Hyunjin 

Thanks and ily <3