Me:
Alright guys, we're at the end of 2020

Jisung:
This year sucked ass

Minho:
Like you do

Jisung:
UWU

Seungmin:
No ew he was dissing you

Jeongin:
Keep it pg13 in here guys wth

Changbin:
What's happening?

Jisung:
I suck ass

Changbin:
Oof I walked in at the wrong time again

Felix:
Guys wtf ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Hyunjin:
I'm holding myself from bursting into dramatic af
This is taking too much effort guys
I think I might pass out

Minho:
It's not like you're constipated gosh

Hyunjin:
You
Don't
UNDERSTAND

Felix:
Chill, I do

Jisung:
So Felix spoke 'I do' but not to you, Chan
How does it feel?

Me:
Can you not-

Jeongin:
Can I answer this hyung?

Me:
Um go ahead?

Jeongin:
So Jisung
You keep hitting on Minho hyung and he keeps you knocking right out of the field
How does it feel?

Seungmin:
Can I just say that I'm so proud of you?
Because I am

Jisung:
He does keep knocking me out of the field but I would love it if he does knock me out, if you know what I mean ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

Minho:
By slamming your head against the wall and throwing you out of the window?

Felix:
This just suddenly got gorey

Jisung:
:((

Me:
Before more heads are slammed against the wall, imma continue
Since the year's ending, what are your new year resolutions?

Changbin:
Never gave that enough thought tbh

Jeongin:
Same

Felix:
Me too

Jisung:
Oh wait, I have one
My resolution is to stop hunting for girls

Hyunjin:
GASP-
REALLY?!?!?!?

Seungmin:
That's gonna be proven wrong in like 5 minutes

Jisung:
Test me

Changbin:
Oh we will

Me:
Sigh
I hope you succeed in doing it

Felix:
Ooh wait wait
My resolution is to watch less anime and find something more productive to do

Jeongin:
so you'rE JUST GONNA INSULT ANIME LIKE THAT?

Me:
YEAH!!
RESPECT ANIME BRO

Hyunjin:
F

Minho:
F

Felix:
Alrighttttt I'll try and reduce my gaming time then?

Me:
Better

Jeongin:
Yes you better or y'all would've seen blood on my hands tonight

Seungmin:
Geez calm down child

Minho:
He's that one weeb who is into too many fandoms to count and can't have a social life

Felix:
Hello I didn't ask to be attacked like that

Hyunjin:
I've been so quiet during this chat because I was thinking about my new year resolution and I FINALLY FOUND ONE
I'll try not to be overly dramatic in 2021

Me:
That can like never happen

Jisung:
Yeah like its possibility is as frequent as the occurrence of 30 February

Minho:
That's the most vocabulary I've seen you use yet

Jisung:
OMG THANK YOU

Me:
Hehe
All the best, Hyunjin
My resolution is to sleep more often

Jeongin:
Yes someone grant our hyung some more sleep time

Hyunjin:
Omg yes please

Changbin:
Btw Jisung

Jisung:
Yea?

Changbin:
I got a text from a girl from your grade

Jisung:
CAN I HAVE HER NUMBER PLEASEEEEE
I'LL STOP CALLING YOU A TRIANGLE (EVEN THO YOU ARE ONE) AND I'LL WASH YOUR DISHES
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE NUMBER

Changbin:
Lmao I was kidding
Nobody texted me
That was just a test for you

Jisung:
Why would you do that ಥ‿ಥ

Minho:
Lmao your new year resolution is as good as nothing

Jisung:
:((

(a/n: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Sorry for not posting anything this week but my friend has a surprise for ya!

My friend Hana wrote a minsung fanfic called Daiquiri! It's posted on my profile, so y'all shippers please check it out!!

AnYWAYS, I HOPE THIS YEAR IS BETTER FOR YOU AND BRINGS YOU MORE JOY THAN 2020 AT LEAST! BEST WISHES!! I LOVE YOU!)