Hyunjin:
I almost drowned in the sink

Seungmin:
.....

Felix:
How mate?

Hyunjin:
I put my face in the sink and my head got stuck in there
Near death experience, i tell you

Jeongin:
You can't drown in a sink-
Whatever sails your boat.

Minho:
Why would you do that?
I wish your head got stuck in there forever

Hyunjin:
HAWWWWW HOW DARE YOU!!!
I'LL SUE YOU IN AMERICAN COURT!!! 

Changbin:
But we live in South Korea?

Hyunjin:
See you in court.

Minho:
Alrighty then

Jisung:
Omg drama without me? :(

Me:
I was gone for 2 MINUTES

Jisung:
And they started off the drama without us!

Felix:
Wait let's review this
What happens when you get stuck in a sink?

Me:
Felix are you serious

Hyunjin:
And the sink was filled with water

Jisung:
OMFG ARE YOU OKAY
MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU

Hyunjin:
God bless you

Changbin:
I-

Jeongin:
Alright so the sink is filled and you're under water

Felix:
Hello how are you
I'm under the water
please help me here too much raining ululululu

Minho:
First of all, wtf
Second, wtf

Me:
That's a vine, Minho

Seungmin:
Just silently ghosting y'all

Hyunjin:
Do not interrupt our review peasants
Okay so where were we?

Felix:
Head stuck
Now you can actually inhale the water and fill your lungs with water

Jisung:
Hey do you think that if we fill our lungs with water then we won't have to carry water bottles around like we can just exhale and bring the water up our body?

Changbin:
Every time, I open this group in hopes that you all would mature someday but I'm always proven wrong

Minho:
Did you not study science or smth?

Jeongin:
He was probably busy thinking about Greenland and Iceland in his classes

Me:
Fr tho lmao

Jisung:
So we can't do that?
Oml my masterplan is proving out to be faulty whyyyyy

Hyunjin:
What's your masterplan?

Jisung:
I'll travel to the deserts and find that cave in which Aladdin went to get that lamp
Then I'll wish for Han Jisung world domination, some food, and a noona

Minho:
"AnD a nOoNa"
I can't with you-

Felix:
Guys I think something's wrong with Jisung

Seungmin:
No shit sherlock

Me:
Make a groupchat, they said
It would be fun, they said

Jeongin:
Who told you to make a groupchat?

Me:
My conscience
Istg it sounded fun in my head

Hyunjin:
Idk about you all but I'm having fun

Minho:
I'm not
Bye

Changbin:
Wait, we're going?
YAY BYE

Jisung:
You're all so mean :((
Don't y'all know how to have fun?

Seungmin:
I might not know that but I do know THIS isn't how it's done

Me:
Lmaooo

Jisung:
A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

Felix:
I think he's broken

Minho:
Just pray that this will be over soon
Our father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name

Changbin:
Noooo don't start reciting prayers!!

Minho:
I'm gonna make a cross with my hands and scare Jisung away

Jisung:
Fine fine
Y'all can go
Bye

Hyunjin:
Are you still up for that water lung thingy btw?

Me:
FFS