(a/n: this chapter is NOT meant to offend anyone, please take it as a joke, bec what else is a bigger joke than my life choices)

Me:
Guys T_T
Y'all know Ryan Reynolds? T_T

Felix:
YES YES I DOOO :DD
THAT TALENTED MAN AHHH

Me:
IFKR MDHSHSJSJSB
WHY DO I HAVE THE BIGGEST BRO CRUSH ON HIM

Seungmin:
"Bro crush"
I see you've been in this groupchat for too long
Your vocab is changing

Minho:
OR
He's just learning a lot from Shakespeare

Hyunjin:
Why art Shakespeareth
NO ACTUALLY WHY

Minho:
Bec Shakespeare created a shitload of words we have in our dictionary rn, genius
Like uncomfortable, which you always make me

Jisung:
Wow
The intelligence makes you sexc

Jeongin:
Ew feelings

Changbin:
I found smth, people

Me:
RYAN REYNOLDS 😩😩

Changbin:
YAH CHAN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GC

Felix:
*Pointedly looks at Jeongin*

Jisung:
How do you pointedly look at someone like are you a cone with a pointed tip-
No wait that's changbin

Changbin:
EVERY TIME
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Hyunjin:
YAH CHANGBIN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GC

Minho:
I never thought I'd say this
But Hyunjin
I'm low-key proud of you

Hyunjin:
ZE GASP
DID YOU JUST-

Minho:
I take it back
I TAKE IT BACK!!

Me:
R Y A N
PLEASE I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE HIS BRO CRUSH TOO

Seungmin:
Why is Chan yelling?
Is he okay?
Chan, what did you eat today?

Me:
I did have some brownies
Eating them, I felt so good
Like I was on cloud 9
Literally so free and happy
Then I realised that there was no pot in the brownies
They were just so good

Felix:
Harry Styles who?

Jisung:
Lmao he thought he could quote a legend and not get caught by our GenZ icon

Changbin:
ANYWAYS
I FOUND SMTH
It's some Indian music

Minho:
Oh? Is it good?

Changbin:
Yeah most of it was good af
But then I found this
It's called Zeher Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma

Hyunjin:
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE THAT OH GOFHDKSISKSKSKSS

Minho:
He beat Michael Jackson oh wow

Jisung:
I tried to translate the title
It says
Is your kiss a poison or love
And I'm-
C'mon Minho let's try

Minho:
Sorry bye

Jeongin:
I was trying to keep it low but I found some song too
It's called ABBG TPOG

Me:
What
Is
Happening
In that video

Felix:
Aww that's such a happy family video :(((

Seungmin:
Do you understand what's happening in it?

Felix:
No

Changbin:
Understandable

Jeongin:
You want another one?

Hyunjin:
*breathes in, breathes out*
YESN'T

Jeongin:

Minho:
Is that sex dance or wha...?

Jisung:
Sexc

Felix:
NO
But those are elite songs
Like only people with elite taste can like them

Jisung:
Okay but Indian food tho
It's the best

Changbin:
Oh damn you made me hungry

Hyunjin:
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD EAT UNTIL IM BLOATED
I CANNOT FEEL HUNGRY THEN

Minho:
I mean, logic

Me:
MY RYAN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY RYAN
Seen

(a/n: ISTG IM INDIAN AND I DO *NOT* INTEND TO OFFEND OR MAKE FUN OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY SOMETIMES I CANNOT-

:D

Did you like it? Are you happy now, Sam? XDDD

Thanks for reading! I love you!)