Minho:
I wanna scream

Jisung:
I can make you ;)

Minho:
Uh huh?
I can make you scream too
By cutting off your dique

Jeongin:
Ouch pain

Felix:
Not the holy dique!!

Hyunjin:
Don't cut it off, he needs them to make Jisung juniors

Felix:
Lmao funny how his dique is also called Jisung junior

Jisung:
No ew
It's called the general

Seungmin:
We didn't need to know that

Changbin:
Please change the subject I'm getting uncomfortable

Me:
I plan to go to sleep early today!!
Wait is that the sun

Changbin:
Son it's 5 AM

Jeongin:
Why are we up at this hour?

Hyunjin:
I just love it when I'm able to view the gorgeous sun spread it's majestic golden shade on us while rising from the far end of the world and giving us hope for a better day that before

Minho:
No you were just hungry

Hyunjin:
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!??!?!?!

Minho:
I have a sixth sense

Felix:
I just woke up to get some water

Jisung:
The thirst is real, if you know what I mean ;))

Changbin:
No stfu

Me:
I was busy working

Jeongin:
You're a school student

Me:
Correction: I was producing tracks for 3racha

Jeongin:
OMG ARE WE GETTING A MIXTAPE

Hyunjin:
Calm down

Jeongin:
You're the one to say

Hyunjin:
GasP
How dARE YOU

Seungmin:
I fucking woke up at 5 because of my phone buzzing off the nightstand and I ended up thinking that it was possessed but NO! it was just a spam!
And now these two wouldn't stop arguing over what? Who's more loud?
It's obviously Hyunjin!!

Jisung:
HAHA HYUNJIN YOU'RE LOUDER

Seungmin:
That's seriously all you got out of what I said?

Jisung:
I'm sorry, what else was there?

Minho:
Lmao I'm so proud of you Jisung

Seungmin:
UGH

Felix:
Naneun ukhae

Me:
Not the time Felix-

Changbin:
We still don't know why Minho was up at 5

Jisung:
And why he wanted to scream

Me:
No he just likes randomly screaming that's been established

Minho:
Ya know it, mate

Felix:
Omg are you Australian too?!?

Hyunjin:
I am!
G'day mayte! What'd ya have for brekkie?

Seungmin:
Please stop

Felix:
Stop it
Get some help

Minho:
AYYYY THAT VINE

Felix:
AYYYYY

Me:
Yeah lmao

Hyunjin:
Why tf are we all up at 5 am

Seungmin:
Oh? I don't know, yOU TELL ME

Jisung:
Geez who stuck a stick up your ass

Seungmin:
Stfu or I'll shove a pineapple up yours

Hyunjin:
OOOOOOOOOOOH

Felix:
You know what this reminds me of?

Me:
No no Felix no

Felix:
I have a pen
I have an apple
Uh apple pen!

Jisung:
I have a pen
I have a pineapple
Uh pineapple pen!

Minho:
Apple pen
Pineapple pen

Hyunjin:
Uh!
Pen pineapple apple pen

Seungmin has left the group

Minho:
Well, that was fun

Jeongin:
My last brain cell has this song on repeat now thanks

Me:
Y'all drive Seungmin away wtf
And WHY AM I LAUGHING

You added Seungmin to the group

Changbin:
Welcome back, my sane friend

Seungmin:
Sigh
IF YOU ALL ATTEMPT THAT ONE MORE TIME, I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER EACH ONE OF YOU AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO CHAN

Me:
WHY ME

Seungmin:
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT FOR CREATING THIS GROUP

Me:
:((

Seungmin:
Alright sorry
But you get my point!

Changbin:
Btw Minho
Why were you awake?

Minho:
I forgot

Changbin:
I-

Minho:
I still want to scream

Jisung:
Hmu babe

Minho:
*sharpens knives*
Oh? You sure about that?

Jisung:
Sorry sir bye