Gucci Boy

Gucci Boy:
Sorry if I offended you
in any case.

Me:

I love you.💜

Gucci Boy:
Huh?

Me:
Means I wasn't offended.

Gucci Boy:
I didn't really mean
that you're low or something.

I only got to know this
when Namjoon Hyung explained
it to me.

Me:
Duh duh Idc.

Gucci Boy:
You really do nothing
all day?

Me:
Nopes 👑

Live life, King size 😎

Gucci Boy:
You're really extremely
lucky.

Me:
Yupsie Gucci Boy.

Gucci Boy:
I gtg. Bye.

Me:
Bye.

Doraemon

Doraemon:

Seems like you got a
hater. 😂😂

That's why I said no, don't
poke your nose in other's
business.

Me:
Can't help if he is stupid.
He actually knows nothing
and he is judging crazy.

I thought he was the
understanding type.

Doraemon:
Did you ever made him
understand?

Me:
I don't even need to.
😂😂

Like I care... 🤭

Doraemon:
He is the one you stan!
It affects you, don't lie.

Me:
Yeah but it's his choice.

And honestly, I did nothing
to offend him. He decided
to be a bitch.

Doraemon:
You lied.

Me:
Even if I did. Even if I was
the person I pretended to
be, he shouldn't have judged
me like that.

He has a cloud in front of
his eyes blocking his fresh

view.

When someone judges you,
it's not only about us. It's about
their own insecurities and needs.
Also limitations.

Well, kudos to his ignorance.

Doraemon:
Why don't you ever listen
to me? Like seriously, if
you haven't come to that group,
you wouldn't be sad.

Me:
Who says I am sad? Damn bro,
No!

I am affected but sad? Hell
nah! No one got that power
except myself.

I am rather pensive rn. I
also got shit to write.

I'll say this once and clear,
opinions are like assholes,
everyone has them and sometimes,
they stink!🤷🏻‍♀️

Doraemon:
Woah calm down.

Me:
I am calm and cool.
Thinking of writing something.

Doraemon:
I have seen Namjoon
reading your work

Me:
Sexy Genius 😌😌

You too, read it! 😤

Doraemon:
Are you forcing me into
reading your
work?

Me:
Obviously. Man, you absolutely
have to. You are the only one
who knows. In front of I don't
have to act as if I am his fan. 😁

Doraemon:
Btw on the grp chat, you
said you love me 🌚

Me:
I love cats

I rest my case 😄😄

Doraemon:
😑😑

Btw, did you face any
problems? You said you
had to return by six?

Me:
Not at all. My parents
weren't up. I was safe.

Doraemon:
Did I smell lies?

Me:
Man, you care so much
for me.

Let's make love! 🫂

Doraemon:

I hate you. I'll say this
everyday so that you know.

Me:

Doraemon:
Just stop this! S. T. O. P.

Me:
Lmaooo

Doraemon:
I got how subtly you
changed the topic.

Me:

Doraemon:
I am feeling the itching
urge to kill you.

Me:
Kill me with your love
papi 😘

Doraemon:
This is cyber bullying.

Me:
What will you do now? 🥺😭

Sue me for loving you? 😭😭

True love is powerful
little kitty. It'll survive in
the dark prison cells 😭

You can then go ahead and
fuck any hoe out there but
you won't fine a woman like
me.

Cause... I...

I am...

Doesn't matter who I am. I
am great. No greatest! 😤😤

Doraemon:
Don't you ever get tired?

Typing so much for proving
that you are an idiot?

Me:

What did you sayyyy

Doraemon:
Use your useless fingers
to scroll up.

AND READ IT!!

Me:
Sooooo rudeeeee

But I'll bear with you.
Cause true love is like
that. 🥺🥺

Doraemon:
Man, stop saying things
you don't mean!

Me:
Why? That makes you
shy babyboy? 😚😚

Doraemon:
No babygirl. That's makes
me want to make you
realise that who's the boss.😘

Me:
The boss is obviously you.
I am your little princess, my
prince charming 😘💜

Doraemon:
Okay princess, then come
here to daddy.

Me:
I like this new name of yours

Doraemon:
Do you want me to make
you moan it, princess?

Me:

ahem ahem.

Doraemon:
I love how you get shy
after saying all that stuff
that doesn't suit your
pretty mouth.

You know what suits it?

Me:
Bitch fuck off.

Doraemon:
I would love to have you
on your knees, princess.

Me:
Okay, then sit by my side
and we will pray to Jesus
together.

Doraemon:
Next time we meet you
won't be praying. 💜

Me:
Yeah, I'll be on the knees,
pull down your pants in
the Mart and runaway.

I would reveal you and your
little ding dong bell! 😤

Doraemon:
You never know. PrInCeSs

Me:

Bye, me going away
from your bullshit.

Doraemon:
Someone just accepted
defeat.

Me:
I don't talk about sex with
small ding dongs. So, bye bye
little kitten.

Doraemon;
😑😑

Fuck off to you too 🖕

Why don't you try soft
pick up lines?

Me:
Would you be lured by
them? 😏😏

Doraemon:
You're no good. How even
are you an author?!

Me:
Be honest, you don't
believe that I am Jerry?

Doraemon:
I believe. It's so evident,
the way you speak, the
way you feel... It just
matches.

Me:

Doraemon:
Not really. If you don't
believe then IDC

Me:
You're really bad. 😕😕

Doraemon:
What did I even do?

Why? Why do I want to be appreciated by him? Like that even matters? They don't call me a fucking dumbass shithead for nothing.

Me:
Nothing Bye.

Doraemon:
Hey wait. what's up?

Me:
Nothing I gtg.

Doraemon:
Ohkay bye.