Monday, 9:45 A.M.

Unknown

Unknown:
Hey? Is this Jee?

Me:
Um.. yup? Who are you?

Unknown:
Ik this is really out
of the box. But, why
did you guys break up?

I mean you and Yoongi
Hyung?

He was so happy when
he was with you then
you guys broke up, then
got back and again broke up.

Me:
Man, you got the wrong
person.

Unknown:
You aren't Jee?

Me:
I am Jee but I am just
his friend.

Unknown:
Ik you guys broke up.

Me:

I am Jee, but I am not
the Jee who was his
gf. I am his friend Jee, not
his girlfriend Jee.

In the sense that I never
dated him. The Jee who dated
him is not me!!

Unknown:
Oh...
That means he got two
people - Jee and Jee.

Md:
Yeah. If that makes sense.

Unknown:
Yeah it surely does makes
sense.

Me:
So... Now... Who are you?

Unknown:
Hello, I am the meme!
😌😌

Me:
Oh. You're a joke?

So sad. Me too bro 😂😂

Unknown:

No. I am Jungkook!

Me:

Oh. So you were planning
for your elder?

Haha cute.

Save Unknown as Silly Bunny
Yes / No

Silly Bunny:
Yeah hehe

Me:
You really think if I
was the real Jee, Yoongi
would have been happy
with you reaching out to her?

Silly Bunny:
Giving a try won't hurt.

Me:
No Jungkook, you shouldn't...

Don't disturb him wanting
to know why they broke up.
He is quite shaken right now.

You don't know stuff... We never
know. So, we shouldn't barge.

Silly Bunny:
You know?

Me:
What makes you think
that? I am stupid af! 😂😂

Silly Bunny:
Are you an army?

Me:
Well no. I just love stanning
you guys because I AM A VERY
BUSY PERSON AND I GOT
SHIT TO DO BUT I PREFER
WATCHING RUN BTS AND STREAM
YOUR MUSIC. WHAT DO YOU
THINK DUMB ASS?

Silly Bunny:
Ouch... That's how you
speak to your stan rude lady😎

Me:
Ouch... That's how you
speak to your elder kid?

Silly Bunny:
I am NOT A KID!

Me:
No you are.

HAHAHAHAHA KID!

Silly Bunny:
😒😒

Whose your bias?

Me:
I am usually an ot 7
but... Hoseok 💜

Silly Bunny:
Oh...

Me:
You know... You can be
my bias.

Silly Bunny:

I don't even want to 😗

Me:
If you give me a chance
to talk to BTS. I swear I
would never ask for anything.

Silly Bunny:
Well that's easy.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy Kookie boy!

Silly Bunny:

Me:
You used your own meme
🤯🤯

Silly Bunny:
I am funny af miss 😁

Me:
Jin, look your child is
cursing! 😁😁

Silly Bunny:
You wanna talk to them or
not?

Me:
I wanna!!

Ily golden maknae.
You da best.

Silly Bunny:
😌😌

Silly Bunny added you to Bangtan Fam

Bangtan Fam

Unknown 1:
Wait, jk, who's this?

Unknown 2:
Seems like we are getting
a new member?
@Unknown 3 you didn't
tell us.

Unknown 3:
No. There is no such
thing.

Doraemon:
Wait. What is Jee doing
here?

Unknown 4:
Oh so, she is your ex?
What is she even doing here?
😒😒

Unknown 1:
What's this behaviour kid?

Silly Bunny:
No.... You're getting me
wrong Hyung.

Doraemon:
She is not my ex.
She is another Jee. Just
my friend.

Me:
Yo!

Unknown 3:
Okay. And what is she
doing here?

Me:
Texting? Lols

Silly Bunny:
Aww look jiminie
Hyung!

Me:
#jikook forever.

Doraemon:
What is happening here?

Me:
Cool people being cool
others being salty.

So, who's cool?

Unknown 2:
Idk about others but I am.
I am Taehyung!

Save Unknown 2 as Gucci Boy?
Yes / No

Me:
I knew my Gucci boy is cool.
😌😌

Yoongi is salty for sure.

Doraemon:
Yah? Literally no one
wants you here.

Me:

Okay, since no one
wants me. I better die.

Silly Bunny:
Oh Hyung. You are so
rude.

Me:
😔😔

Gucci Boy:
Who says Hyung should
apologise?
1. Me!

Unknown 1:
2. Me!

Silly Bunny:
3. Me!

Unknown 3:
4. Me.

Unknown 4:
5. Me!!!!
Hyung, you are so rude.

Unknown 5:
6. Me!

Me:
You guys are so good.
But ig no one needs me.

Silly Bunny:
Nooo...

Hyung???

Doraemon:
Can't you guys see?
She is obviously acting!
Jee, istg I'll kill you.

Me:
That's all you say. You are
so rude. 😭😭

Unknown 1:
Yoongi just apologise to her.
That was really rude.

Doraemon:
But Hyung, ik she is laughing
at the back!

Save Unknown 1 as Jineous?
Yes / No

Me:
😭😭

Unknown 3:
Do it, Hyung. It's easy.
Just say sorry.

Btw, hey I am Namjoon.

Save Unknown 3 as Dance Monster?
Yes / No

Doraemon:
Argh! You are doing
absolutely what she wants
fools!

Jineous:
Hey?🙄

Doraemon:
*Sigh* sorry. Now get
lost. No one needs you.

Me:

Seriously bitch, i don't
even wanna talk to you.

I wanna talk to the most
handsome man.

Jineous:
Oh she means me. 😎

Me:

Sorry, it just slipped.

Jineous:
😑😑

Unknown 4:
Hahahahaha Hyung 😂😂

Hey, I am Jimin.
You nice, keep going.

Save Unknown 4 as ChimChim
Yes / No

Me:
Ikr 😉

Gucci Boy:
She obviously is talking
about me 💜

Silly Bunny:
Or me? 😎

Me:

Silly Bunny:
Am I not your bias now?
😒😒

Doraemon:
She was an OT7 tho

Me:
Look, my salty bitch is
so possessive 😁😁

Doraemon:
Literally just
get lost.

ChimChim:
Why? I am laughing
my ass off!

Jineous:
Yah?

ChimChim:
Stop. You are talking
to the most handsome
man.

Am I right, young lady?

Me:

Unknown 5:
BAHAHAHAHAH LOL

Yoongi:
That was a good one.
Mr Handsome without
teeth? 😂😂

Gucci Boy:
I love you for this 😂😂

Me:
Where is my handsome
man??????????

Dance Monster:
Here. 😌😌

Me:

Dance Monster:
😑😑

Unknown 5:
Side off guys. It's time
for me to shine.

Hello Jee. I am your hope.
You're my hope
I am J-Hope.

Doraemon:
Like that would work? 🙄

Save Unknown 5 as Sunshine?
Yes / No

Me:
Obviously!!!!
It's the sun that shines.

The most handsome man.
Ever.

Sunshine:
😂😂

Doraemon:

This is all a bluff.

Savage is sexy!

Me:
Oh lord, don't even get
me started.

ChimChim:
I lowkey feel insulted.

You know people call
me life!

Me:
Yeah... Cause life is
short..

Silly Bunny:
There you go queen 👑

Me:

Sorry not sorry.

Sunshine:
Lol 😂😂

Jineous:
Someone is over excited.
🙄🙄

Dance Monster:
He always is 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:
Speak anything about my
sunshine and bear my wrath.

Gucci Boy:
Like we are scared of you.

Me:

Gucci Boy:
I am scared. She got
our memes 😭😭

Me:
😉

Doraemon:
She's just words Tae, she
can't do anything.

Me:
Shut up you boiled dumpling.

Dance Monster:
This lady speaks facts 🙌

Me:
That's why RM is sexy genius

Change Dance Monster to Sexy Genius?
Yes / No

Doraemon:
Shut up Jee and get
lost before I kick you out

Me:

Sunshine:
Where's the lie?

Me:
😌

Sexy Genius:
So, what do you do?

Me:
I do nothing. Except
lazing around.

Sunshine:
No job? Or school?
Or uni?

Me:
Nope

Savage life 😎

Gucci Boy:
Then how do you
live?

Me:
I was born with a
Amazon prime subscription.

Doraemon:
Yeah, so, she just slacks off.

Lazy, rich, bitch.
Sums her up pretty well.

Me:
Salty, rude, bitch
Sums you up pretty well.

Doraemon:
Fuck off

Me:
Did I hit a nerve, bitch boy? 😁

ChimChim:
You really do nothing?
I mean you may be working
at your parents company
or something...

Me:
Nopes.🤷🏻‍♀️

Gucci Boy:
Really?

Silly Bunny:
That's so boring.

Gucci Boy:
And so low.

Sexy Genius:
@Gucci Boy don't judge.

Doraemon:
@Gucci Boy that's rude Tae.
Apologize.

Me:
Haha it's fine. Idc. 😂😂

It was nice meeting you
guys. I really wanted to
talk to you and this meant
alot to me.

Thanks Jungkook.

No thanks salty bitch Yoongi
😂😂

Doraemon:
😒😒

Me:
You mean alot to me.
And to every army. Hope
I didn't make you
uncomfortable. I was
just jesting around.

You guys are super talented
and super handsome.

I love you all (including
you salty bitch! 💜)

Bye guysssies.

Leave Group Bangtan Fam?
Yes / No