Tuesday, 6:15 P.M.

Suho

Me:
Look I am confused.

Suho:
Then die in confusion

Me:
I'll take you with me.

So, better listen to me.

Suho:
I am going nowhere with
you.

Me:
Like your will really matters.

Suho:
Yes it does more than your
existence will ever do.

Me:
When did we dated?

Since when do you love me?

Suho:
Can you just fuck off or
you'll inaugurate the block
culture in my new phone.

Me:
Suho!! Clear this out. Right here.

Suho:
Suho?

Me:
Are you fine??
Are you really having split
personality disorder?

Suho:
What?

Me:
I am having that feeling.

Now everything is clearing
out...

You have split personality
disorder. I read it in a book-
Tell me your dreams
by Sydney Sheldon.

Suho:
Have you lost it??

Me:
Don't worry. We can treat it,
I guess. Did you visit the
psychologist?

Suho:
Hey? It's you who need it...

No. You need a psychiatrist!

Me:

It's okay Su Ho... I won't judge
you. Is there anything you
wanna share?

Suho:
Wait. Who is Suho???

Me:
You! You are Suho. God. You
forgot your name?

We have studied together,
graduated together, we had
done everything together.
(Except certain things ofc)

You, me and MiHi...

You don't remember????

You don't remember me??

Suho:
I know you. You are the slut
on cheated on me.

Me:
What are you talking about?
Cheated? Bro... I've got parents
tougher than Beatrix Kiddo.

I have never dated before.

Suho:
Aren't you Jee?

Me:
Yes I am. Your childhood bestie...
Park Jee

Suho:
Wait wait... You aren't
Kim Jee?

Me:
*Frantically shooks her head
IN ABSOLUTE DENIAL*

Sorry dude but the parents
of your fic ex are so fun.

Kim Jee sounds like Kimchi
Lmao 😂

Suho:
I am not Suho

Me:
WAIT?? YOU AREN'T
LEE SU HO?

Suho:
I guess I made it pretty
clear.

Me:
Oh damn! Was it just

a wrong number then?

Suho:
I believe that's the case.

Me:
Wow. Stuff like that happens
in real life.

I thought you had split
personality disorder.
What a relief.

Suho:
Stop texting me now that
you know.

Me:
Don't you wanna say something?

Suho:
Like?

Me:
... sorry?

Suho:
Why would I be sorry?

Me:
Cause you deliberately
called me a slut.

Suho:
Well I assumed you to be
a slut. So, I was not at fault.

Me:
But you did call me that
when I am not.

Suho:
I was not very happy and
in fact you should be
sorry for contacting me
and wasting my time.

Me:
*Aggressively writes lyrics
of cypher pt 5*

Suho:
Are you an army?

Me:
Yeaaahhh (☆▽☆)

Suho:
Sorry for calling you a slut.
I thought of you as someone
else.

Me:

Oooo you changed in a flick.
Are you an army too?

Suho:
Yeah.

Me:
That's great!! Mi Hi is an
army too. You know that girl
in that group?

Suho:
I see. Why are you talking
to me now?

Me:
Idk. Bye bro.
And... I am sorry too. I know
you must have been forced
to grow through some memories
you didn't like to.

If possible, forgive me.

Suho:
It's fine.

Me:
Btw you are...

Suho:
Not Suho

Me:
No. I mean what's your name?

Suho:
Why do you wanna know?

Me:
So I can save it?

Suho:
Why do you wanna save it?
I don't know you.

Me:
I don't either. Duh?

Suho:
That's the fact. We don't
know each other.

Me:
Well you thought you did
and we did talked to each
other and you know my name.

It's pretty reasonable for me
to know yours too.

Suho:
Go and do your work girlie

Me:
Okay whatever rude boy.

Suho:
Whatever.

Change Suho to Rude Boy?
Yes / No