Tuesday, 1:45 A.M.

Ryuk

Me:
Bro, I have slept
for 2 hrs in 3 days.

Idk how I am alive

Ryuk:
Are you out of fucking
mind?

Me:
I decided to re read the
entire lord of the rings.

Almost ended.

Ryuk:
I am contemplating over
giving you the password.
😑😑

Me:
Yeah I was practically
hallucinating a owl hooting,
so I was hooting back at it for
two minutes straight.

In the morn. And Lily almost
killed me with lectures.

Ryuk:
Why are you like this? 🥲

You're a complete idiot.

Me:
Yeah there are pros and
cons of me.

Ryuk:
Like?

Me:
Cons:
I am an idiot.

Ryuk:
Ik that. What about the
pros?

Me:
I am your idiot. 😘

Ryuk:
Do you talk like this
to everyone?

Me:
I don't talk to people.

Ryuk:
Good because at this
rate you would have
been fucked with horny
bastards for your words!

Me:
Does that mean you
became jealous? 😏

Ryuk:
You're lucky that I am
not blocking you for that
disgusting smirk.

Me:

Ryuk:
Smh.

Go back and sleep.
It's already 2!

Me:
I am about to finish
this book.

Ryuk:
You're stupid.

Me:
Yk I can't spell stupid
without u and I

Ryuk:
🤯🤯
Idek why I talk to you.

Me:
Because you're stupid.

Ryuk:
Oh man. If you are
not texting me then
sleep.

Me:
And if I am texting you?

Ryuk:

Then I'll insist you to sleep.
You know your body
schedule gets fucked up
like this.

Me:
Well it's actually fucked
up. Also I am water hungry.

Ryuk:
You mean "thirsty"

Me:
oh bro I am not a pervert.
🌚🌚

Ryuk:
You're practically high
without drinking.

Idc if you don't sleep
now, I'll change my password
and won't ever tell you.

Me:
I got why you gave me
the password.

So, you can control me!
Bitch!

Ryuk:

Me:
Well okay whatever.
Bye bitch. Don't change
the password pls. I'll
freaking die.

Ryuk:
Guess you'll be dead if you
don't sleep now. 😘

Me:
Freaking dead already.

With that emoji💜😘

Ryuk:
1...

Me:
Lol what?

Ryuk:
2...

I'll count till 5 and
if you don't go, I'll
change the password.

3...

Me:
Fuck. I am off already.

Ryuk:
Good. 😌

Wednesday, 11:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
Hey you there?

Me:

Ryuk:
I need help

Me:
Love matters? I am absolutely
best at it. Ask me anything.

Ryuk:
Says the virgin.😂😂

Me:

Well love is not
about sex...

Ryuk:
It's weird coming
from you.

Me:

Ryuk:
😂😂

I am asking yours though.
Aren't you working for the
media?

Me:
Yeah.

Ryuk:
Like which form do you
work for- only for the newspapers
or all.

Me:
You tell me what you
want to do. I can do
anything.

Ryuk:
Are they using green
screen for the coverage
of matters in the disputed

areas or they are actually
there??

Me:
😑😑

That was your question?

Ryuk:
Curiousity is a valid
doubt.

Me:
Smh.

Well depends, some are green
screen. While two of our reporters
are actually there.

Ryuk:
Our?

Me:
Yeah we own a publishing
and also a news channel...
So yeah.

Ryuk:
You just spilled the beans.
😎😎

Me:
It's finee. You know way
too much than this.

And this doesn't define me.

Ryuk:
Obviously it doesn't.

Your parents work for
the press and you too. Why
didn't you work in their
publishing?

Me:
Well I do work for them.
Just they don't know. Lmao 🤣

Ryuk:
How did you even manage?
🤯🤯

Me:
I am AmaJin! 😘
Marry me 💜

Ryuk:
In your dreams!

Wait not your dreams.
Not even in your dreams.

Me:

Ryuk:
😂😂

So, what're you doing?
And isn't Lily around?

Me:
I am in the washroom.

Ryuk:
Wtf? You take your
phone to the washroom?
Ew girl!!

Me:

We need to find ways ofc.

Ryuk:
That's why it took you
time to text back first?

Me:
Obviously, I was going
to the washroom.

Apparantly, acc to them,
I have diarrhoea. 😂😂

Ryuk:
What in freaking hell!
That's so disgusting.

Me:

Ryuk:
Some edits are really
nice 😌😌

Me:
Am I an edit? Because I
am as nice 😘💜

Ryuk:
Get out of the washroom
miss. Bye.

Me:
Yeah 😂😂
Bye

Oh wait.
Yk it has been over
a month since we

are talking.

Ryuk:
So?

Me:
Let's celebrate our month
friendship anniversary!!

Ryuk:
Are we couples 😑

Me:
We can be 😘

Ryuk:
Fuck off.

Me:
Just kidding.
I won't ever date.

Ryuk:
Why?

Me:
Because I was born
for arranged marriage.

Ryuk:
You cannot control
your feelings though.

Me:
Honestly, I haven't felt
any strong emotion in
a time now.

Ryuk:
When was the last time
you felt it?

Me:
It was like four years ago.
When someone very
close to me died.

Ryuk:
Oh I am sorry.

Me:
No. It's fine. Death is
inevitable. I was really
sad because I could not
be with them in their
last minutes because my
parents didn't knew about
them.

I tried to sneak out but
apparantly they had an
important conference in
which I had to be a puppet

Ryuk:
Who was it? Your boyfriend?

Me:
No. He was the first child
We took in our NGO... He
had congenital heart disease
and was
undergoing treatment of the
same.

Ryuk:
Didn't your parents know
about your NGO?

Me:
Not at all.

Ryuk:
What about the money?

Me:
I have a seperate account
for that. And I have nowhere
I can use the money.

Ryuk:
Then why didn't you buy
Kindle from that??? 🤯🤯

Me:
I forgot.

Ryuk:
Stupid 😑

Me:
You're right. I genuinely
forgot about that account.

I never used it for myself.

Forget this... How about
our one month anniversary?

Ryuk:
Get lost.

Me: