Friday, 1:15 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
Hey, you up?

Me:

Yup

Ryuk:
What happened? Are
you okay?

Me:
Yup

Ryuk:
Aren't you lying?

Me:
Yup

Ryuk:
Theres a reason I
hate you.

Me:
Yup

Ryuk:
Fuck you

Me:
Yup 😘

Ryuk:
Smh

Bye

Me:
Oh bro sorry.
😂😂

Ryuk:

Me:
Yeah it's that dumbass
bitch.

You know my life is
a movie:
Lily returns.

Ryuk:
Who's lily?

Me:
A nightmare 😱

Ryuk:
Speak clearly.

Me:
Lily was my butler
and she was like
super strict.

But then she was replaced
cause she had personal
issues.

But apparently, as I
was laughing and giggling
on the dining table that
was utterly disrespectful
for some people.

My mom called her back.

And guess what? She is
there over my head all
the time with those bitchy
eyes like a hawk.

Ryuk:
You've got Butlers attending
on you?

Me:
Yeah.

Ryuk:
Are you from royalty?

Me:
No. Is that all you got

from there?

Bro, it's like, walk and
your feet should be making
an angle of 45°...

Breathe and you should
take shit percent of oxygen

It's so suffocating here.

Ryuk:
I am astonished at what
you've become after coming
from that bg 😂😂

Me:
Get lost.

Ryuk:
No oops sorry.

Hey....

Like, thats obviously
intriguing.

Me:
I am going to sleep. Bye.

Ryuk:
Sorry, I was just
trying to lighten up
the mood.

Me:
Yeah ik. I am a bitch.

And I really don't wanna
prove it, so, I am trying
not to talk.

Incoming call : Ryuk
Accept/ Decline

Ryuk:
You think you are
big enough to decline
my call dumbass.

Pick it up.

Me:
I really don't wanna...

Ryuk:
I won't judge.

Me:
Idc if you do.

'Because in the end, they're
gonna judge anyway. So
whatever.'

Ryuk:
Why you don't wanna?

Me:
Not in the mood.

Ryuk:
Fuck you!.

Me:
Sure 😌

Ryuk:
Wtf! Are you crying?

Me:
Nah. I don't cry at
petty things. I cannot
even remember the last
time I cried.

I really don't cry.

Ryuk:
I don't believe you.

Call Ryuk?
Yes / No

[Look. I am not
crying.]

[Hear. I cannot look
on a phone call.]

[You're such a bitch

for real.]

[Couldn't help. Are you
okay?]

[I am fine and other
jokes you can tell yourself
*Laughs out loud*]

[What's so funny in
this?]

[*Chokes* Y-Yeah. It's
not. My existence is funny.
*Nervous chuckle*]

[What should I do of
you?]

[You cannot do anything.
Even I cannot. They even
regulate what books I should
be reading.... They just
took off the crime thrillers
off my shelves and have
added idk what magazines.

And... I love my books.]

[You can read it online
though.]

[Books are aesthetic.]

[You wanna read or not?]

[I wanna. But I don't have
an account on Kindle.]

[Then make one.]

[They will know.]

[Take mine.]

[You have??]

[Yeah.]

[Bro I'll be forever
grateful.]

[Haha what will I get?]

[What do you want?]

[Let's keep it for now.
I'll tell you once I have
something in mind.]

[Okay. But we keep that
in limit.]

[Don't tell me. It's always
you who don't know the
limits.]

[*Laughs* that's true though.]

[*Chuckles* but seriously
coming from such bg, how
did you manage to be someone
like this?]

[I would like to thank by
legs to keep me going, my
eyes for me to look forward and
my fingers on whom I can always
count onto. They made me
who I am today]

[HAHAHAHAHA.]

[Seriously, like I am a creative
person and most of the creative
people have a sexy imagination.

Take BTS for example.]

[Hey? What do you mean,
BTS are perverts??]

[Hey come on. Not perverts.
They are gentlemen. We all know.
But like they aren't that innocent
either. We know that too.]

[Yeah but still...]

[Come on, it's normal. We are
in our adolescent years.

If not now then when?]

[I have a feeling that you'll
be like that even in your
seventies.]

[*Laughs* who wants to

live that long. Shit. I won't.
And... I am not usually
like this.]

[I cannot believe you.]

[Believe me. I don't have
many friends. Just Mi and
Suho. And I only talk to
Mi. And we don't really
talk like this...]

[So, why am I harassed for
no reason?]

[*Laughs* cause you're my
imagination.]

[What? No. I am real.]

[You're fifty percent
my imagination.]

[You're scaring me
*Nervous laugh*]

[Nah. It's like what you
say is like what I would
make my character say
in my mind. So, I find
myself very much me when
I am with you.

And so, I talk to you. I am
very selfish. Sorry. I would
want you to be happy all
the time and it'll trigger me
if you don't react the way
I want. I am a psychopath.]

[In casual words, taking
out this horror element.

You just want your friend
to be happy and not be
rude cause that'll make you
sad.]

[Somewhat *laughs*]

[You're overdramatic]

[I get paid for it. It's my
day job.]

[How much?]

[A vivid imagination]

[You and your imaginary
world. Both are requested
to fuck off.]

[Haha. Just give me the
account and I'll fuck off.]

[Just in a nanosecond.]

Ryuk:
Id : [email protected]
Password : swagking

[It's saying. It's subscribed
today. You did it now? For me?]

[Be grateful]

[Fuck off. You said you
had it. You didn't have to.]

[You're trying to
be cute? That's not
working.]

[Mmmm.... I wasn't trying
to be cute. I was born cute.]

[Ykw... Fuck off. Ungrateful
wench.]

[No. I am grateful. You
shouldn't have done it.
It's not like I would die
without reading... No. I am
lying yeah I would die without
my books. Thanks.]

[*Laughs* finally. You're
welcome.]

[So... Bye?]

[Yeah um. Bye.]

Call ended.