Thursday, 6:00 P.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Hey?
You know what bees
make?
Ryuk:
Honey?
Me:
Yes dear?
Ryuk:
Well fuck
Me:
*We'll π
Ryuk:
What are you?
Sex addicted virgin?
Me:
Ryuk:
ππ
You're so irritating
goddam.
Me:
Why are you so rude
lmao?
Ryuk:
Because the best way
to not get your heart
broken is to pretend
that you don't have one.
Me:
Oh. What happened?
Ryuk:
Nothing?
Me:
Come on. Tell me.
Ryuk:
What will I get?
Me:
Peace of mind.
Ryuk:
Completely lured.
Me:
ππ
Ryuk:
Nothing as such.
It's just that shit fucked
me up.
Me:
What shit?
Ryuk:
You know... Jee
Me:
When did I fuck you??
Did I? ποΈπποΈ
Ryuk:
Ykw I am talking about
lol ππ
Me:
Ryuk:
I don't even wanna know.
Me:
Yeah liar. As you say.
Ryuk:
No really... Maybe.
Me:
Yk when you were
drunk, you said you
we're waiting for her.
Ryuk:
Exactly, WHEN I WAS
DRUNK!!
Me:
Oh well fine. So, what
do you wanna do now?
Ryuk:
Idk
Me:
Do me. π
Ryuk:
I fucking choked
on my tortilla!!
Me:
Oh baby, you should
be used to it now.
Ryuk:
Yeah you're a little
tease.
Me:
Daddy's little tease π
Ryuk:
ππ€πΆοΈπ³
Me:
ππ
πππππππ
Did you like my
pick up line?
Ryuk:
Hell nah.
Me:
If you don't like my
pick up line I should
Ryuk:
Woah.
Me:
Are you flustered?
Ryuk:
Not at all. Flustered?
By you? What a joke!
Me:
Ryuk:
Go ahead...
Me:
Freaking hating you.
ππ
Ryuk:
Aww look someone
got frustrated.
Me:
ππ
Get lost.
Ryuk:
ππ
Come back here dumbass.
Me:
ππ
Ryuk:
Asshole?
Me:
ππ
Ryuk:
Jerkface?
Me:
ππ
Ryuk:
Princess?
Me:
Yes papi ππ
Ryuk:
Smh ππ
Honestly, you're not
that bad.
Me:
Why do I feel so proud?
Ryuk:
Listen entirely...
You are awful.
Me:
Awful is actually
made from awe and full
that actually makes
it awesome.ππ
Ryuk:
Me:
You are on board?
Ryuk:
ππ
Me:
Ryuk:
You were always evil.
Me:
Yeah I am not at all surprised.
You know why?
Cause I am a hexagon.
All my hecks are gone.
Ryuk:
The fact that you
exist totally pisses me
off sometimes. π
Me:
What about the other
times? π
Ryuk:
I want to kill you then.
Me:
Not very diff than me
lmao.
Ryuk:
You wanna kill me?
Me:
I wanna kill myself. lmao π
Ryuk:
You just have two
faces...
Horny and Depressed.
Me:
That pretty much defines
me just add hot.
A hot, horny and Depressed
woman.
Ryuk:
...
That's not very good
Me:
do you care?
Ryuk:
Idc fuck off.
Me:
Sure ππ
Thursday, 9:00 P.M.
Ryuk
Ryuk:
Heck you won.
Yeah I do care about
you.
Me:
Really thanks.
But I cannot talk rn
Will ttyl
Ryuk:
Oh ok.
Everything fine?
Me:
Hm. Will get back
to you in sometime.
Ryuk:
Okay.
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