Thursday, 6:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Me:
Hey?

You know what bees
make?

Ryuk:
Honey?

Me:
Yes dear?

Ryuk:
Well fuck

Me:
*We'll 😁

Ryuk:
What are you?
Sex addicted virgin?

Me:

Ryuk:
😂😂

You're so irritating
goddam.

Me:

Why are you so rude
lmao?

Ryuk:
Because the best way
to not get your heart
broken is to pretend
that you don't have one.

Me:
Oh. What happened?

Ryuk:
Nothing?

Me:
Come on. Tell me.

Ryuk:
What will I get?

Me:
Peace of mind.

Ryuk:
Completely lured.

Me:
😌😌

Ryuk:
Nothing as such.
It's just that shit fucked
me up.

Me:
What shit?

Ryuk:
You know... Jee

Me:

When did I fuck you??
Did I? 👁️👄👁️

Ryuk:
Ykw I am talking about
lol 😂😂

Me:

Yeah... You should
move forward like
she did. And honestly
we don't know her
circumstances.

Ryuk:
I don't even wanna know.

Me:
Yeah liar. As you say.

Ryuk:
No really... Maybe.

Me:
Yk when you were
drunk, you said you
we're waiting for her.

Ryuk:
Exactly, WHEN I WAS
DRUNK!!

Me:
Oh well fine. So, what
do you wanna do now?

Ryuk:
Idk

Me:
Do me. 😁

Ryuk:
I fucking choked
on my tortilla!!

Me:
Oh baby, you should
be used to it now.

Ryuk:
Yeah you're a little
tease.

Me:
Daddy's little tease 😎

Ryuk:
😎🤏🕶️😳

Me:
😂😂

🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚
Did you like my
pick up line?

Ryuk:
Hell nah.

Me:
If you don't like my
pick up line I should

pick you up instead.
😘😘

Ryuk:
Woah.

Me:
Are you flustered?

Ryuk:
Not at all. Flustered?
By you? What a joke!

Me:

Ryuk:
Go ahead...

Me:
Freaking hating you.
😒😒

Ryuk:
Aww look someone
got frustrated.

Me:
😒😒
Get lost.

Ryuk:
😂😂

Come back here dumbass.

Me:
😒😒

Ryuk:
Asshole?

Me:
😒😒

Ryuk:
Jerkface?

Me:
😒😒

Ryuk:
Princess?

Me:
Yes papi 😘😘

Ryuk:
Smh 😂😂

Honestly, you're not
that bad.

Me:
Why do I feel so proud?

Ryuk:
Listen entirely...

You are awful.

Me:
Awful is actually
made from awe and full
that actually makes
it awesome.😌😌

Ryuk:

Me:
You are on board?

Ryuk:
😑😑

Me:

😂😂
Due to personal reasons
I am evil now.

Ryuk:
You were always evil.

Me:
Yeah I am not at all surprised.

You know why?

Cause I am a hexagon.
All my hecks are gone.

Ryuk:
The fact that you
exist totally pisses me
off sometimes. 🖕

Me:
What about the other
times? 😘

Ryuk:
I want to kill you then.

Me:
Not very diff than me
lmao.

Ryuk:
You wanna kill me?

Me:
I wanna kill myself. lmao 😂

Ryuk:
You just have two
faces...
Horny and Depressed.

Me:
That pretty much defines
me just add hot.

A hot, horny and Depressed
woman.

Ryuk:
...
That's not very good

Me:
do you care?

Ryuk:
Idc fuck off.

Me:
Sure 😂😂

Thursday, 9:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
Heck you won.

Yeah I do care about
you.

Me:

Really thanks.
But I cannot talk rn

Will ttyl

Ryuk:
Oh ok.
Everything fine?

Me:
Hm. Will get back
to you in sometime.

Ryuk:
Okay.