Wednesday, 2:05 A.M.

Yoongi Maybe

Yoongi Maybe:
Are you like
still alive?

Me:
Shit bitch I might be

Yoongi Maybe:
Good. I was just wondering.

Me:
Ykw??

I GOT STRAWS

Yoongi Maybe:
So?

Me:
Straws make every drink
better tbh.

WATER IS SO EXCITING
WITH A STRAWWWW

Yoongi Maybe:
You are telling me that
you are drinking water
with A STRAW at 2 A.M.?

Me:
Can't I?

Yoongi Maybe:
Idk why it is so weird.

Me:
Are you judging me?

Yoongi Maybe:
When am I not?

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:
How are you texting?
Aren't your parents home?

Me:
Bro. My dear bro.
It's 2 A.M. and I am
in my room.

Also, I do use my phone
in front of them.

Yoongi Maybe:
Oh

Me:
Don't tell me you texted me
at night because of that!

Yoongi Maybe:
Who said? 🤨

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:
Fuck off miss, don't
assume shit.

Me:
😂😂

I am gona top it up

with

Da da da da da

✨Poems✨

I regret this.

Yoongi Maybe:
You should 😂😂

Me:
What are you doing?

Yoongi Maybe:
Just got off work.

Me:
You work at odd hours..
Isn't it deleterious?

Yoongi Maybe:
You don't even work
still up at odd hours.

Isn't that deleterious?

Me:

What do you mean I don't
work?

Stop zooming the picture,
you won't get what I am doing.

Yoongi Maybe:
How do you know I was
zooming the picture?

Me:
I am very intelligent.

Yoongi Maybe:
You know what, if I were
to rate you between zero
and garbage...

You'll be non recyclable trash.

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:
You're so small don't
ask people to fight with
you.

Me:
Oh. Like you know?!

Yoongi Maybe:
I can make out.

What's your height?

Me:
YoU cAn MaKe OuT?

If you're good at it, I'm up.

Yoongi Maybe:
Just... Answer my question.

No shit.

Me:
5' 3"

Yoongi Maybe:
Shorty 😂😂😂

Me:
Fuck off. Just because
I am short doesn't mean
I can't snap your neck.

Yoongi Maybe:
You won't even reach there.

Me:
I have my step stool in

my sight. Don't provoke
me to use that. 😠

Yoongi Maybe:
That's so funny.

A nerdy girl carrying a
step stool wherever she
goes. You're existence is funny.

Me:
Smh at your lack of
grammar knowledge of
when to use your/you're.

sO stupid.

Yoongi Maybe:
dO I point out your mistakes?

Me:
Yes 😒

Yoongi Maybe:
Honestly but, that picture is
aesthetically pleasing.

Me:
I do things for the aesthetics.

Yoongi Maybe:
It's really shocking to
know that you work.

Me:
Are you my mom?

Yoongi Maybe:
Shut up.

Me:
You can be my daddy tho

Yoongi Maybe:
I am this 🤏 close to
blocking you.

Me:
😁😁

Yoongi Maybe:
Shouldn't you like... Sleep?
You wake up at six!

Me:
I am really used to it.
And I just had tea, I cannot
sleep just yet.

Ginger Tea. Aesthetic.

Yoongi Maybe:
Tea or coffee?

Me:
Tea. Cent percent.
Coffee is not my thing except
if it's Cold coffee with an

unhealthy amount of sugar.

Yoongi Maybe:
I think you got that
sugar addiction.

Me:
Stop talking about me

Let's talk about you instead.

Yoongi Maybe:
I'm out. Figure things
yourself.

Me:
Okay. I'll ask you loud and
clear...

Are you Yoongi?

Yoongi Maybe:
Why do you think so?

Me:
Guess.

Yoongi Maybe:
I wish I was.

But if you wanna assume
that I am him. I have no
issues. Like he is great. ✨

Me:
😒

Tell me the truth.

Yoongi Maybe:
This is how you talk to
your stan?

Talk to me with respect.

I am a king, I am boss.😎

Me:
Enough to tell you're not
him. Lmao 🤣🤣

Change Yoongi Maybe to Ryuk?
Yes / No

Ryuk:
But that was a pleasant
assumption. 😁

Me:
Yeah you must be
on the seventh cloud.

Ryuk:
From when are you
thinking that I was Yoongi?

Me:
Yesterday lmao 🤣

Ryuk:
Oh. You're so stupid. 😂

Me:
😒😒

Whatever. I gtg sleep.

Ryuk:
Yeah you should. Bye.

Me:
I mean pinterest. Bye.

Ryuk:
Wtf