First Thor chapter ever.... WHAAAAAT?!
I wrestled with the idea of writing from his perspective at all, I love Thor but find his personality hard to write for some reason.

On a side note, I've written a new story, not Avengers related, if you guys follow me I'd love it if you check it out!

Thor P.O.V

I come in to find Steve trying to wrestle Tony's cell phone out of his hands, he must not be trying too hard because he would definitely win if he was.

"Just let me talk to her, please?" Steve is begging, trying to grab the phone.

"No, like I said, Clint says she fell asleep, she's fine now, I fixed it. Let's get ready to go." Tony gently pushes the younger man in the chest.

"I'm ready to party!" I speak up, trying to avert any more arguing.

Tony grins at me, "see? Thor is ready, let's go!"

Steve sighs and grabs his brown leather jacket off the hook and pulls his shoes on. "What are you going to do at this party? I thought you had a girlfriend?"

"Are you planning on losing your virginity tonight Steven?" I ask with a smirk.

"Well, no but..."

"Right, so I'm coming to dance and drink and have a good time, also to babysit you because I'm guessing Tony will be preoccupied."

"Fuck yes, I'm so horny you could call me Steve!" Tony howls as a red faced Cap punches him in the stomach.

Nat and Bruce walk in on the scene hand in hand, eyebrows raised in amusement, "where are you guys going?" Nat asks with a laugh.

"They're going to a party," Bruce chuckles.

"What? I want to go to a party! Why didn't you tell me about it?" She turns on him accusingly.

"You do? Oh I didn't really think...."

"We're coming!" Nat says, grabbing her shoes and throwing Bruce's at his chest.

He shrugs and puts them on and we all go out to the car, "uh sorry Happy, we need something bigger now. Our group has grown." Tony laughs and Happy rolls his eyes but jumps in the car and takes it back to the garage, returning with the limo a few minutes later.

"Much better!" I tell him, patting Happy on the back, and crawling in between Tony and Steve. I wrap my arms around each of their shoulders, "I'm so excited!" I yell and Tony raises an arm and whoops with me, Steve just laughs as I jostle him around.

"You feeling better Stevie?" Natasha asks with a gentle smile, but although the question was meant to be kind, the back of Steve's neck turns bright red and he looks intently at his shoes.

I nudge him in the ribs, and he nods, "yep."

"Okay, who's party are we going to Tony?" Bruce asks slowly.

Tony shrugs, "honestly not too sure. I've crashed this event before though, it's always a good party." He pulls out a bottle of hard liquor and shot glasses, "it's best to go in pre-buzzed." He grins and I slap him on the back, accepting my shot glass.

"To Clint!" I shout.

"Here, here!" Tony yells and everyone taps my glass before slamming back their shots.

We pull up to an incredibly fancy looking bar, which has clearly been rented for this event, and it is already loud and busy. Steve shrinks back against the seat and shakes his head, "I thought this was a party Tony, this just looks like a club," he says nervously and then adds, "I think this is too much for me."

"Nope, you don't get to go home, you need to give me a full hour before you call Happy, or... or I'll let Clint shoot you in the nuts again." Tony tells him and Steve's face blanches fearfully. The dark haired man then shoves another shot into his hands, "take another. And it is a party, they just rent the club for it."

"Wow, wait... I just realized, Steve is only 20!" Bruce pipes up, reaching out to take the alcohol.

"Oh shut up. He's actually 100 so no harm, no foul." Tony laughs, making the soldier take the shot.

"Why does that matter?" I ask, unsure why Steve being 20 or 100 means anything at all.

"You're technically not allowed to drink until you're 21 here," Tony puts quotations around the word 'allowed'. "But he's Captain America, no one is going to question it. In fact, they're going to be grinding all over him as soon as he walks in the door, I mean look at this adorable face." Tony squeezes Cap's cheeks and Steve swats him off.

"Okay, let's go." We all file out onto the front step, the music can be heard thumping from the sidewalk. Before we go to the door Tony turns to Happy, "are you coming in and just not drinking or...?"

"No, I'm going to go through a drive thru, I'm guessing Steve will want to go home after that?"

"Yeah probably," Tony chuckles and pats Happy's shoulder before waving him off.

I wrap an arm around Steve's shoulders, "let's go soldier!"

We all get in the cue for the club but Tony snaps his fingers, "no, no, come on," and he pushes through to the front of the line and we get waved right through.

We step into the club and it's like walking into a wave of deafening heat, my ears are throbbing and I turn to Steve with a manic grin, "this is going to be awesome!" I yell and he gives me a nervous smile, I throw my arm around him and we follow Tony to a couch.

As soon as we sit down a waitress walks over, "Tony! What can I get for you?"

"We'll get a round of shots and a just leave the bottle here." He says, handing her his card.

Not even a minute after the waitress leaves a scantily clad group of women run over, "oh my god Tony! We haven't seen you in forever!" One of them slips onto Tony's lap, "are you single again?"

"Single and ready to mingle," he winks at her.

"Who are your friends?" One of them squeezes herself in between Steve and I, and another tries to sit on my lap. Bruce and Natasha roll their eyes and head for the dance floor, I want to join them but feel like I better stay here with Steven, just in case.

"I'm actually in a relationship," I tell her flatly so she sits down beside her friend and touches Steve's leg.

"Who's this one?" She purrs and Cap blushes and clears his throat.

"This is Thor, you know Thor," they both nod emphatically, "and this is Steve Rogers."

"Oh my God, Captain America?" They all gasp, even the one straddling Tony.

"Yep, the one and only," Tony grins, palming Steve's hair.

"He looks so young, holy shit!" The one girl says, shifting herself onto Steve's lap, and grabbing his face. "He's just a baby!"

"Right? He's way younger than you'd expect him to be, for a world class hero," Tony winks.

Steve's face turns bright red and he shifts uncomfortably, looking over at Tony, a fresh terror in his eyes. The girl is straddling him and playing with his hair, "look how scared he is, he must be a virgin."

Tony snorts and I try to suppress a grin, "no, no, he's not..."

"Have you ever seen a girl's tits?" She asks him, pulling her top down slightly. Cap's blush is fierce and he pulls his head away, looking up and over to Tony, but the older man is busy kissing the girl in his lap.

"It's okay, look at them." She giggles, and grabs his head to look down as she opens her top slightly. His eyes glance down and his mouth opens and shuts quickly and he looks up again, clearly uncomfortable.

"Do you want to touch them?" She grins at him and then suddenly gasps, "oh my god, he's hard already." She yells to her friend and they both giggle.

Tony pulls out of his kiss and looks over at Steve, who seems to be on the verge of tears. "Okay girls, that's enough now."

"No, he's excited to see us I think." The girl on his lap grins devilishly. "Besides, I want to take Captain America's virginity."

"No, I want to take his virginity," the girl sitting beside me slips her hand under her friends bottom and grabs Cap's crotch making him grunt, he then squeezes his eyes shut and shakes his head.

"No one is losing their V-card tonight," Tony says, grabbing his friend's shoulder.

"Ok fine," the girl sighs, "oh Captain, if you want to go to the bathroom with me I'll suck you off," she purrs in his ear.

Steve shakes his head again, "no thank you." He stammers.

"I'll come too," the girl beside me says and I see her hand creeping it's way in between the boy's legs again.

I suddenly find myself becoming irritated by their lack of consideration, so I rise to my feet and pull the woman off his lap revealing a very obvious bulge in his jeans. I grab Steve's hand, "that's enough now," I bark and pull him away into the throng of people on the dance floor.

I put my hands on his shoulders and look into his deep blue eyes, "are you okay?"

He shakes his head and collapses onto my chest, "I want to go home!" He bellows, his shoulders beginning to shake.

"No, you're okay. Listen, let's find Bruce and Nat, we can dance together, it will be fun." I tell him, squeezing him tightly. "Do you need to go to the bathroom first?"

"No it's down now," he mumbles and stands up straight, wiping his face with the back of his hand.

I look up to see Tony running over, he grabs Steve's back, "you're good? I'm sorry, that wasn't okay." He says, turning him around and looking him in the eye.

"I'm okay," Steve sighs.

"Good, I'm going to go back to my friend, but I'll see you in the morning." Tony kisses his temple before retreating back to the couches, it seems that all three girls have decided that he's the object of their affection now and he is relishing in it.

"Why is it so easy for him?" Cap asks, crossing his arms.

"Because he's Tony Stark," I shrug. "Come on, I see Bruce and Nat." I grab his arm and drag him to our friends.

"Friends!" Bruce yells, reaching his hands for us emphatically. "Dance with us!" He begins doing the dorkiest jig I've ever seen and I sigh in relief when Steve begins to laugh, his charming, boyish grin finally returning to his face.

Soon we're all dancing and laughing, thank god for doctor Banner, the night is saved.