"wait who the fook is this." You look down at your phone, a message from an actual unknown number sent. "oh my fuck this better not be Midoriya pranking my sorry ass." You click on the message hoping it's not some murderer, or a stalker, or worse even yet, Neito.
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April 21 20xx
3:38
(xxx)-xxx-xxx
hello.
Y/n
New phone who dis
(xxx)-xxx-xxx
I see you. . .
Y/n
Dude be more original like
damn, that's the most common
line for a stalker to use
Y/n
If your going to kidnap
me at least make it spicy bitch :((
Probably mido
Shut the fuck up and
let me do my job you whore
Y/n
MIDO SINCE WHEN
DO YOU USE CURSE
WORDS? SKQBSKS
NOT MIDO!!!
Ok here's the thing. . .
NOT MIDO!!!
I'm going to kidnap you
Y/n
Oh shit you
don't say
NOT MIDO!!!
I know, hard to
believe, any ways
Y/n
Hold that thought
I think my crush
is texting me brb 💕
NOT MIDO!!!
i will literally kill you.
Seen
3:45 am
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April 21 20xx
3:45
(xxx)-xxx-xxx
Greeting?
Y/n
If your not Shoto
I'm gonna kermit sewer side.
plz be shoto
What is 'sewer side'?
Y/n
Yeah it's Shoto
Shoto
And you are Y/n, correct?
Y/n
The one and only 🤠
Shoto
Thank goodness.
Shoto
What were you doing out
at 3 in the morning?
Y/n
Hold that thought
some pedo keeps
spamming my phone.
Shoto
You have horrible excuses.
Seen
3:50
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April 21 20xx
3:50
NOT MIDO!!!
come back before I kill you.
NOT MIDO!!!
your life is on the line.
NOT MIDO!!!
I know your name, your address,
your quirk, and your age.
Y/n
Damn edgy much
Y/n
Calm your tits, I said
I was going to be
back dAmN.
Some crack head
Good, your back.
Y/n
Wait wait wait
Some crack head
What.
Y/n
I have an
important question...
Some crack head
No.
Y/n
PLE A SE!
Some crack head
This is the only question
your getting, make it count.
Y/n
ok. . .
Y/n
Some crack head
Are you serious?
Y/n
I'm a meme lord,
what did you expect?
Some crack head
Y/N, YOUR LIFE IS LITERALLY
ON THE LINE. YOUR STUPID
ASS COULD'VE DIED. WHAT IF I WAS
ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU?!
Y/n
oMG KACCHAN :0
Some crack head
NO, THIS IS NOT BAKUGO
Y/n
Is this Patrick?
Some crack head
I'm going to set you on fire
and watch you slowly die in
my explosions.
Y/n
How'd you get
my number kacchan
Some crack head
I have my ways
Y/n
Can I go now?
Some crack head
No.
Y/n
But I'm trying
to text todo
Some crack head
n o.
Y/n
Y/n
K bye 💕🤠
Some crack head
Y/N NO.
Seen
4:00 am
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Hello my bad bitches, it's your favorite person :'). . .just kidding, this isn't Michael Jackson. I hope you enjoyed this absurdly short chapter. I'll try and upload twice next week to make up for it. ByE thOts 🤠👊👊
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