"Well well someone's looking desperate."
-Bill Cipher

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Bill Cipher's POV

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°·        I cross my arms,"I'm sorry what?" Glaring at the towering gnome I sniff the air. I make a disgusted face and look at Finn," You made a mistake it smells like you."

    The blonde freak strokes his crown with his pinky, cleaning slowly every inch of my crown. Strands of hair leak to cover half of his face, freaking emo. Crisscross he hums a tune. I bet he's lucky he's not in my place. Glad the universe is in my favour to suffer at the hands of an depressed sociopath.

"What is this Christmas? I ain't no little kid for Santa to leave me his left over crums. I like rich chocolate chip cookies!" I edge closer to him, "Fully baked."

     I'm the KING of the multiverse and I should be treated as such! I scan Branches from head to toe waiting for his response. The real emo kid clicks his tounge and slips out the edge of a familiar blade from his cloak.

I sigh bobbing my head to the left then back. "You know I can go for another round right?"

"Not this time."Branches says.

"Hm."I nod. Looking at the poor excuse for a meal my eye twitches. " I rather starve-"

"Eat it."

"Pardon?"

"Eat."

    I sit back againts the dry wood wall and taunt him with a small smile. He glances to the weapon in his hand then back to me. Wirt walks off and comes back with a cooked fish. He tosses it at Finn's feet. My pupils dialate at the unfair act. "Wait you're giving him food worthy of a king, but you give me left overs ?" I frown.

"I wouldn't call it 'worthy of a king'. Eat it."he commands.

   Finn gives no thought about the consequences and snatches the nosh our of place. He eats it right on the floor. I watch him dig his teeth in the meat. His mouth craving for more. He tears off violently one half like an animal.

    Finn hums,"Mmm!"and chomps two times. Mush swirls in his mouth as he falls back at the delicious flavour.

    I snap out of my trance and notice saliva drool out of my mouth. I slurp it back in before looking at Branches,"Congrats kid I'm sold!"

    Wirt tosses me the burnt food. It lands on my lap. I grab it and push it in my mouth. I crave the watery taste of the wiggly creature's insides. A lime taste curls in my mouth. I tear a piece with my teeth harsh. A crunchy sense combined with a green healthy smell rolls in. Lettuce? When did Branches have time to get 'lettuce'? What's a lettuce?

    I look up at Branches. His face made of disgust as I lick my lips. "Hey what's a 'lettuce'?"

     Pine Tree's knowledge was carved hidden in a black door with the rest of his memories. Did he leave them there for me? Abandoned? He wouldn't do such thing. I guess the door of knowledge opens randomly. Where are you Pine Tree?

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       Bill floats in the endless realm of darkness. His limp arms charge with energy along with his entire body. A golden glow radiated off him. He looked around. The Dream Realm? Thought I couldn't get here without my powers. He looks around.

     Maybe I still have some of it left. Demon's can't dream, but humans can. I wonder if PineTree has demon blood in his family maybe that's what makes me so attracted to him. He wonders. His golden glowing eyes investigate the scene.

    He gasps as he floats in grey clouds. A giant bare-green forest moved towards him in the clouds. He's sucked in before he says anything. Bill tries to speak, no voice comes out. Ah yes, voice in banned the realm. There's things hanging from the trees. Bill squints at the sight as he approaches without control the spooky area.

The figures look like humans or clumps of garbage.

    Bill's eyes widen, toys? Marrionette puppets hang by their silver steel strings. Their bodies scratched grey as if they were burned. Goosebumps click up his arm and down his back. The floating clumps above were toys. Bicycles, scooters, dolls, airplanes, every toy known to man kind was floating in a badly burned shape like the marrionettes.

     Maybe PineTree wandered off here, if he did it'll be suspicious. Only dream demons such as myself can proclaim this land of nightmares theirs! The young boy investigates the scene further as he's lured deep and deeper into darkness.

"I'm here~" Bill turns around slow..

    Nothing but marrionette trees are there. I swear this better not be Insidious II yes reader, I've seen all your kind's little horror films. How can you be scared of something that doesn't exist?

"Demon?" Bill turns his head back.

Nothing's there.

Suddenly a cold bony hand grips Bill's coat. Bill haults then is forced to look at the person behind the hand. A hooded figure jumps in his face.

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·°·       "Mm?"Bill shrugs as he opens his eyes. He looks up at Wirt,"What?"

"Lettuce is a green plant to eat multiple things with, unfortunately, any type of plant from a mortal realm is hard to find."Wirt answers before retreating.

     Bill could careless anymore about 'lettuce', his brain shifted to the meaning of the daydream. Seeing marrionettes in a dream would mean I have worries about being influenced. By who thought? Time Baby? Branches? Pinetree? And a dark forest probably means I feel lost.-

Don't look at me like that, a Dream Demon knows stuff too hence the name. I learn waaayyy more stuff than you do you reading one 3D molecule being!

     Bill stares at the floor with a leer smirk, What is 'tuna'? The abnormal word flicks into his mind. Then another thought enters, does PineTree like eating? Bill gasps,"Pinetree's cheating on me?!"

"W-Who?"Finn asks as he cleans his chin with the back of his hand.

"Oh PineTree~!"Bill falls backwards with a loud thump! Finn looks at the golden eyed boy with a muddled expression. "Why did you cheat on meeeee~!"Bill stretches his limbs out like a starfish.

-"Nice similie." He praised at the roof.-

"Why!"The demon wines. "Have I not been treating you well? Did I not give you a seat next to my throne? Did I not give you everything you wanted?!"

    Wirt sits in a chair in the corner, observing. What a great generation... I'll let his fuel run by then I'll interrogate him.

"PineTree!!"Bill shouts to the top of his lungs.

"Bill w-who's P-PineTree?"Finn asks again.

"Are you serious Popscicle?-Oh wait...you're not from around my realn right? I've never seen a sad 'yedi' before."Bill sits up.

"Thanks?"

"Shut up."

    I wonder where's Sara right now...maybe she's with Jason Funderberker. Ugh, Jason Funderberker, I hate that guy. Wirt frowns in his seat.

"PineTree is..." Lie~ "my right hand man when I took over half of Earth and enslaved half the population."

"What?"Wirt raises a brow.

"Yeah, it's pretty funny how they aimed the most nuclear nukes at my castle-it's a pyramid you see-"

"You're a m-mummy?"Finn asks.

"Shut up. No, I'm not a 'mummy' or what ever you call it. What's a mummy?-Ah whatever. Anyways, yes Earth is slowly becoming my capital. Out of the many worlds I've conquered I, Bill Cipher; Ruler of the Multiverse, will destroy Earth and build my empire as I go on to becoming the ruler of the universe. It's just that freaking toddler keeps messing up my plans..." Bill boasts moving his hands as he chats with his "pals".

"Earth?"A loud noise of a ringing bell explodes in Wirt's ears. Mom! Wirt covers his ears and clenched his teeth as he hears the word over and over again. Mom! Mom! Mom!

    Wirt could only think of one thing if he went back without his brother. "Wirt where's Gregory?" She would ask, and Wirt would tell her that her son was dead. Then Wirt's mother would die from sadness, maybe...she'd disowned Wirt.
     No, don't think of that...Wirt shakes his head.

Wirt walks out of the cottage to clear his mind.

    Finn and Bill avoiding to look at Wirt, continue. "H-How many realms do you own?"

"Too many to count."Bill was enjoying thus attention. "A lot."

"One day you'll get to my number kid. You know what, you look stiff and I bet you only rule one kingdom with that petty glorious crow. Let me give you some pointers."Bill grins.

"O-Oh actually, I've got a f-few realms if my o-own."Finn scooting closer to Bill.

    Bill blinks twice,"Sorry what?"

"I-"

"How many?"

"W-What?"

"How many realms?"

     Finn looks at Bill with a startled face. He claps his hands together,"A-A couple, b-by that I-I mean a-a-alot. Like y-you."

     Excuse me bish!The hell? Bill blinked twice before bursting out laughing.

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    -SnowFrostI14