Prologue : Oh look a Phone! And Girls?!

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You are (Y/N) a dude who just goes by his life doing whatever he can,and being lazy all the time. You got gacha games. And when i mean games i mean a lot of gacha games. Something like.
-Blue Archive
-Azur Lane
-Arknights
-PGR
-Honkai Impact
-Genshin Impact
-Girls Frontline
-FGO
Yeah, along the lines of that.

And yeah So as of now you are in your room laying down just doing stuff.

(Y/N) : Maaan i'm bored, and thirsty. To the fridge!

*Mini Skip

(Y/N) : Aha! Milk!

*POP*
*GLUG*

(Y/N) : PFFFFT! What the?!

You looked at the label and then you realised that it was a 2 month old expired milk.

(Y/N) : Maaan guess i gotta go to the groceries then.

You have bought the milk and now you must go home.

(Y/N) : Alright got the milk and some other stuff, let's get back home.

You have arrived back home but when you tried to get the key's there was something happening right behind the streets.

There was.... There was a Police chase! A truck with a blown back was driving fast and furious as the cops chased the truck driver. And one cop went out the window to shoot at the guy.

Cop 1 : Stop the vehicle!

Driver : Fuck you assholes! I can do whatever i want!

While that is happening, you are still trying to find your house keys.

(Y/N) : Damn! Where is that key?

--

Cop 1 : STOP THE VEHICLE! THERE ARE CLASSIFIED THINGS IN THERE!

Driver : HELL NO!

The driver pulls out his 1911 and shoots the poor dude on the shoulder, prompting him to fall off.

Cop 2 : NO! OFFICER DOWN I REQUIRE BACK UP IMMIDIATELY!

Cop 3 : Got'chu covered Rocco.

A heli suddenly came in with a sniper and shot one of the wheels as the driver spun out of control.

--

(Y/N) : Haha! Found it!

You raised the key at an exagerated tone, as you finally put the key inside the keyhole. But then...

*BANG*
*POP*

Driver : OH SHI-

You looked back to see a truck spun out and spins as the stuff on the back flies out. Including a smol box. The cops finally arrived to see the damage and try to find the dead/live body of the driver.

(Y/N) : What the fuck.... oh look a box.

As you looked at both the Intreguing box and the collateral damage you saw that they were still trying to find the drivers body. And you thought to yourself 'You know what fuck it.'

You sneaked run towards the box and snatched it immediately and ran back to your groceries and went inside the house. You locked the doors and close the blinds so that they won't bother you.

You put your groceries on the table and you looked at the box one more time. And you decided to open it. And it was a phone!

(Y/N) : The fuck? Why'd they put a phone in here? It looks like a samsung even!

You took the phone and examined it but as you touch the screen it shocks you a bit and you dropped the phone by reflex.

(Y/N) : Ouch! What's with this phone?

??? : Facial reccognition required... No facial recognition scanned.

(Y/N) : Huh, no face id yet. Then i guess it'll be mine now.

You proceed to pick up the phone and you looked into the selfie camera.

??? : Scanning.... Scanning complete. Proceed for Owner Data

(Y/N) : Hehe! It worked! Now let's see.

You tapped on the screen as it went on to say "Put thumb on screen"

(Y/N) : A finger print? Alrighty then.

You put your thumb on the screen as the phone suddenly shocks you.

You proceed to get KO'd and the phone said "Downloading owner data."

You woke up and said.

(Y/N) : Ough... what happened.

You got cut off by the phone as it said
"Download Complete. Summoning Companions."

(Y/N) : Summoning what now?

A bright flash suddenly erupts in your living room and you covered your eyes. It died down a couple seconds later, you uncovered your eyes to see two figures standing infront of you.

(TAIHOU)

(BREMERTON)
An : Best Girl

(Y/N) : Woah... Am i on drugs?

Taihou looks at you with hunger in her in her eyes as she laughs while Bremerton tries to calm her down.

Bremerton : Uh- Taihou, we talked about this.

Taihou : Shikikan!

END CHAPTER

(AN : New book? Why the hell not? Basically this book is only just for fun to get my mind off the Honkai story, because i want that story to be the one with most effort. While this? This one is just for shit's n giggles. Hope ya'll like it.)

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