Vlog #175 | Reading Hate comments

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y/n pov

"hello ppl! welcome back to my channel. soo if y'all noticed i rarely update at the moment. cosmo is growing and rose continuous to express her personality so y'know pur focus now is on the kids"

"But! we are doing something I'm actually nervous of.. with of course ms Scarlett Johansson herself aka my wife aka outset" i introduced her but she quickly looked at me annoyed as i continue to call her outset

"in today's video we will be reading hate comments" i huff

"i honestly don't know why we're doing this " Scarlett chuckled

"soooo lets start?"

"let's start" she smiled looking directly at my eyes

"mkay, first one is it me or the more y/n ages, the more uglier she gets? like damn she is ugly, don't know what Scarlett sees in her" i read out loud

"y'know what? i honestly don't get offended by comments like this...like i already accepted that I'm ugly hundreds, thousands and million years ago" i chuckled

"no you're not! look..look at this face" Scarlett clicked her tongue grabbing my jaw just to squeeze my cheeks

"this is the most handsome face I've ever seen my entire life, what's ugly with this perfection?" Scarlett huff making me giggle

"also, love you're aging like a fucking fine wine" she added finally releasing me before pecking my lips

"what do you see in me tho?" i asked scrolling through the comments

"i see my wife" she smiled

*cut*

"ok uhmm...i think they are perfect together, both ugly and problematic"

"that's true tho" Scarlett mumbled to herself before we both burst out laughing

*cut*

"y/n, you suck"

"I'm actually the one who do that most of the time so...let me have the credits" Scarlett wiggled her brows

"oh god" i. shookt my head before she started laughing hugging my bicep

"y/n Scarlett is too much older than you she could be your mother...idiot"

"ok am i the only one who gets attracted the most to women twice, trice my age???" i scoff genuinely thinking it's normal

"it's fine... I'm your mommy tho" Scarlett stated

"what's happening to you? did you take viagra or something?" i asked but she just started laughing again

"tbh Scarlett isn't pretty and she's old, why would you date her?"

" if Scarlett isn't pretty then what am i? a worm??"

"y/n is a playgirl, without rose or cosmo she probably would never be with Scarlett "

"i feel like that's true at some point" Scarlett mumbled

"what do you mean?"

"like you don't wanna get married like ever and i felt like when rose came you don't have a choice anymore"

"heyy that's not true, would i propose to you if i don't want to marry you? and like i could've just send you money for child support but i didn't..i love you so i married you"

" but if you can turn back the time and rose or cosmo didn't came, would you ever think of marrying me?"

"of course, is that even a question? like i would sell my soul just to marry Scarlett Johansson "

"y/n is a playgirl, she doesn't deserve Scarlett. she's probably still cheating on Scarlett.. there's a lot of ppl that loves you Scarlett, whyd you choose her?"

"first of all, 10 years and she never cheated" Scarlett defended

"y'know when you already find someone you truly care about, you would never think such things even if you get used to it for such a long time" i added

"How desperate is y/n to stay with Scarlett after she literally slee--" I read the comment but i quickly stopped and just read the rest on my head

"after i did what?" Scarlett asked leaning to read the comment but i quickly moved away my hand

"come onn" she chuckled still trying to get it

"Scarlett stopp"

"fine" she scoff coming back to her seat

the thing is the comment refers on something Scarlett already regret a long time ago and i just don't want to freshen up the memories on her

"Y/N is a player, she doesn't deserve Scarlett and someday Scarlett will realise this and leave her. Even her kids are going to be disgusted by her." i read the comment and i just stayed quiet nit knowing what to say knowing the last sentence is true

i suddenly felt Scarlett grabbing my hand intertwining our fingers together before resting them on her lap reassuring me

"uhmm y/n is the best parent i know and...her past never defined her as the person she is now and it will never defined her as a partner to me and a  parent to our kids" she stated making me smile knowing how she sees me

"i love you" i mumbled

"i love you the most" she giggled

the other comments are just about Scarlett cheating in the past and i just never intended to hurt her so i skipped all the comments referring about it

"y/n probably got maggie pregnant that's why she quit"

"these ppl could be writers" Scarlett chuckled

"dude i know maggie is actually hot but she's also a sister to me so? and I'm not open to sweet home alabama" i sarcastically stated

"y/n probably gotten a lot of girls pregnant before Scarlett "

"i use protection, darling " i spoke in a British accent

"why would Scarlett marry such freak"

"simply because that freak makes me feel the happiest....and it's a good freak...if you know what i mean" she answered and honestly i don't know, she's getting hornier each day goes by

"Scarlett is a slut"

"y/n says that a lot...like who's my slut then starts thru---"

"shhh shhhh...t-they don't need to know that" i huff covering her mouth knowing the next words she'll say

"i just know y/n's dick is multiple colors"

ones i read the comment i just started laughing my ass out

"why?" Scarlett asked confused

"i...i j-just thought of a r-rainbow dick" i huff wiping my tears

"first of i think that's impossible. second, Scarlett says it's still 1000000x better than vanilla" i smile wickedly but she quickly slap my bicep

*cut*

"i feel bad for their daughter, who actually wants those two as mothers???"

"your mom"

*cut*

"why would i lower my standards if married a chea--"

"cheater....its ok, you can read them" she smiled at me squeezing my thigh but you can clearly tell it's not ok

"uhmmm you should lower your standards because first if all you're not Scarlett Johansson" i huff

"y/n and Scarlett are meant for each other...both of them have low dignity"

"actually, i think we both have high dignity" Scarlett scoff

"but mostly our prides are higher" i chuckled

"all of these are making me sleepy" Scarlett yawned

"me too, you wanna sleep?" i asked getting up reaching my hand out to help her stand up

she stood up as i help her by her waist  both of us walking out of the frame

"we're gonna sleep?" she asked

"yeah...why?"

"how about we make ou---"

"No....No"

"why not?"

"Scarlett..9 times...9 fucking times, aren't you tired?" i scoff

"i like even numbers" she giggled


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