*Play L's theme above to feel smart*

''Who the hell was that guy?'' you mutter, the image of his relentless gaze engraved into your mind. You both had stopped at a night cafe of some sort to get a drink and process what had just happened. 

''you tell me '' Taehyung mimicked in his dark voice, ''shut the fuck up fam, I asked for a reason''

You laugh, head leaning on your palms. ''He knew who you were though...he called you by your name. Does he look familiar?''

''Nah''

You nibble on your lip, thoughts scattered around like a muddled puzzle. ''You may know who the Lord is, but have you wondered who the King is...'' you mumble to yourself. ''What's that supposed to mean?''

''Ain't Lord and King the same thing?'' he remarks lazily, swiping the pile of oregano on the table.

''I mean, King is the highest position of authority to rule, right..? And then comes the Lord...''

''So what you're implying, little shit, it that the King is behind all of this?'' Taehyung asks, honey orbs glazed with surprisement and curiosity.

''I dunno man, you literally work for them. How come you know nothing about all this?''

''Yeah, I work for them, that's all. I never knew the Lord were your parents either until you came'' he retaliates, flicking the bangs out of his eyes. ''But my question is, how the fuck does he know my Yeontan? He's got nothing to do with all of this''

Your tap your feet on the ground impatiently, when a sudden thought crosses your mind. ''Or maybe he does''

You slam your hand on the table in prevailed realization. ''Shit, remember when you bought him to my room? And then you hugged me cuz you thought I was angry?''

''I don't recall'' he coughs, a blush rising to his cheeks.

''And then Yeontan suddenly disappeared! What if he went to snitch to the Lord, which was why they punished us in the hall the day after...''

''no...'' he runs a hand through his hair in disbelief, wanting to refute whatever you were telling him.

''What I'm saying is, maybe the doggy has a connection with the devils'' you point out smartly, feeling like L from Death Note with all your theories.

''You're chatting shit now'' he shakes his head incredulously, fingertips massaging his temples in distress.

''Also, Kai told me he wasn't the only satan. There are a whole family of them. The mum and dad devils currently play as my parents, and the son is inside of Kai...''

Taehyung listens to your theory, his silence urging you to continue. ''What if the parent satan's have more children beside the one that's in Kai? And they're currently possessing more people among us..''

A shocked silence seeps into the air as you exchange furtive glances. 

''um...would you like to order anything?'' a distant voice timidly asks, distracting you both.

''shit, yeah I'm quite thirsty'' you state, ''a milkshake with two straws please''

She notes it down and nods, walking away to fetch your order. ''hey, the fuck you mean two straws-''

She arrives after a few moments, placing the cup in front of you. ''watch how fucking fast I can drink this'' you grin, inserting both straws into your mouth.

Taehyung's mouth drops as he realises his embarrassing assumption, but he also felt a bit of...disappointment. ''give me some too you fat shit''

''first little shit and now fat shit? I'm flattered'' you grin, sliding the cup towards him. He gulps the contents down and licks his lips after, swiping the remaining remnants of milk away from his mouth.

You lean on the upturned palms of your hand and gaze at him lazily. ''hey, what would you do if we accidentally purposefully fucked?''

He chokes before quickly regaining his posture and acting normal. ''Is this what you think about in your free time?''

''yes''

''fuck you''

''you don't need to ask, I'm ready''

''Anyway '' he clears his throat, returning to the main topic of discussion. ''You planning a revolt or some shit, right?''

''Yeah, I've gathered all the teens in my army. Wanna join?''

''Yes'' he answers to your surprisement. ''If your theories are correct, I'm basically being used by a bunch of clapped devils. Fuck that''

''my g'' you fist bump, ''we'll discuss the details with the rest when we get back. Is the rest of your boys joining?''

''I'll talk to them..'' he mutters, whipping his phone out to check the time. ''It's late, let's head back''

Grabbing a hold of all your shopping bags and belongings, you get up to leave the shop. It was mostly empty because it was late, the workers beginning to clean and pack away.

Taehyung glances at you, noticing you were actually wearing the little poo necklace he had bought for you. ''you're actually wearing it?'' he scoffs.

''you're not cute'' he whips his head away, attempting to hide his nth blush today.

Feelings?? Who the fuck authorized this?... he thought to himself.

-

You had arrived back inside the premises, and thankfully not many noticed you were gone.

''I'm loving your new outfit'' Lisa compliments after you had tried on some of the stuff you bought.

''hey, when do I fight?!'' Mark points a finger at you, ''Things are getting boring around here!!!''

''Why the fuck are you always screaming?'' Taehyung scowls in annoyance, snapping Mark's head away so he isn't looking at you.

''The action will commence soon, my fellow bredrin. We-''

''What action?'' Kai interrupts out of nowhere, and you quickly clamp your mouth shut. It would be troublesome if he found out...

''Nothing'' you smile sweetly, watching his gaze scan over your attire in a scrutinizing manner.

''What are you wearing? It's too short'' he comments, pointing at the denim shorts you currently adorned.

''She used your dick for inspiration pipe it down'' Taehyung glares.

''Why you got a problem with what she wears?'' Lisa questions, face scrunched in distaste.

''Hey Taethong, let's fight with this guy'' Mark steps up, a fire lighting up around his fists.

''It's Taehyung, you dickhead'' he corrects, cracking his knuckles. ''But sure''

Switching your gaze back and forth towards the currently heated up boys, you jump in the middle and hold a halting hand. Bottom lip in between your teeth, your eyes slightly squint as you look at Kai.

''Hey, Kai'' you calmly call. ''Do you have any siblings?''

Taehyung recognizes your motive after given your serious look and backs away slightly. Kai's eyes flash for a moment, narrowing in response to your unexpected question.

''How do you...'' his voice trails off when he realises he shouldn't speak much. ''Why do you ask, Y/N?''

''Just curious'' you shrug, ''Anyway, you look really tired, maybe, go fuck off?''

''I want to hang out with you guys too'' a low growl echoes in his words as he steps closer towards you.

You mentally try to formulate some excuse to get him out of here, but your mind doesn't cooperate. He steps closer, hand reaching towards you. ''I-''

But the hand doesn't reach you, a veil of darkness shielding your sight as a large hand blocks your field of vision.

When you blink again, you see a infuriated Kai in front of you, glaring at Taehyung who holds you close in his grasp.

''Move away, Tear Mask'' he warns in a low voice.

''Or what?'' he challenges, glaring back with equal intensity.

Before either of them are able to respond, a figure zooms past you and head butts Kai right in the stomach. ''FIGHT ME YOU PUSSY HEAD-''

And that's when everything went downhill.

A/N: [Scenario]

Taehyung: Do you want some coffee?

Y/N: omg yes-

Taehyung: Good, get me one too