''Because...'' he hovers over you, hand placed on the wall beside your head before lowering himself to meet your eyes. ''...I'll get greedy''

Lips swiftly reaching forward, his tongue slips out to languidly slide across your neck. His lips are warm against your skin, moulding and melting into a pool of ecstasy. ''oh daddy ~''

''don't call me that'' he scowls, head jolting back up. His dark, desirous eyes are accented by dark circles, thick lashes fluttering closed.

Suddenly, his head plops onto your shoulder. ''I'm sleepy...''

His ruffled hair brushes the side of your face, the weight of his head leant against your shoulder. ''...you're heavy'' you pipe out.

''watch your mouth or I'll shut it for you''

Your heart jumps, his lazy and deep voice sounding ten times hotter than it already was. ''YES PLEASE''

He raises his head slightly, fingers reaching forward to rub the shoulder he was currently leaning on.

You arch an eyebrow inquistively. ''what are you...?''

''you've become flatter than usual...'' he mutters, hands trailing down to examine the rest of your body. ''...why aren't you eating properly? The appeal you never had to begin with has reached zero''

''Excuse me?!''

''You're excused'' he responds nonchalantly, backing away. ''When was the last time you ate?''

''When my mum cooked for me?'' you recall, only realising now you were quite hungry. ''Wait...you're actually concerned?''

''Don't flatter yourself. You think I'd be concerned about a little shit like you? In fact, I do not care at all. You are simply an idiot who is unworthy of my acknowledgement, you think you are privileged enough to earn my concern? I simply refuse to believe how you could ever even think that, yet alone have the audacity to speak such nonsense. I am certainly not concerned about you. You know what? You're simply a LITTLE SHIT''

You blink after listening to his 10 hour speech.

''k''

His cheeks are slightly flushed when he finally finishes, mouth closing with a gulp.

''But tell me, why are you so red?'' you grin, fingers reaching to squish his cheeks. ''So cute''

His fingers curl around your wrist, lifting it away. ''You dare call me cute?''

''CUTE''

''Don't call a man cute''

''Why not? There are so many cute men, it's simply a matter of truth'' you declare, the heat of his gaze burning onto your face.

''Yeah? Like who?'' his raspy voice questions.

''Jungkook! He looks like a cute bunny'' you blurt, watching his face contort into an irritated scowl.

''Go marry him then'' he flicks your forehead, turning away from you.

''Marry him?'' you consider, pursing your lips in thought. ''We might make some pretty cute kids actually...''

A muscle in his jaw twitches, a baleful fire dancing beneath his heavy lidded eyes. ''I thought you wanted to bear my children?''

Your heart skips a beat. That deep, raspy voice, speaking such words.

Before you are able to respond, an exhausted Jungkook barges through your front door. Breathing heavily, he walks towards Taehyung and mutters a few words into his ear.

Taehyung's eyes widen, apprehension and unease exuding from his orbs. He avoids your gaze.

''what's up..?'' you ask, a little hesitant upon seeing their worried expressions.

''Y/N...your mother...'' Jungkook gulps, slowly looking up, ''...she's gone''

-

Your arms helplessly drop to the side, mouth parted in shock. ''...you're kidding, right?''

Your heart rapidly hammers inside your chest, ears ringing as your mind begins to blank out. The only family you had left...she's gone?

''H-Hey, by gone I don't mean she's dead'' Jungkook breaks you from your mini trance, your mind beginning to form coherently once again.

''Huh? The fuck you mean then?'' you ask, a wave of relief washing over you.

''She's gone from the hospital, as in she's not there anymore''

You scrunch your face up in confusion. ''Elaborate. Who what where when and why?''

Jungkook sighs, fingers reaching to rub his temples. ''I don't know how to explain this...''

''Basically, the Lord was not too happy as you refused the invitation, so your mum was kidnapped as blackmail to bribe you to join'' Taehyung explains casually.

You blink, before a pissed off yet crazed smile seeps into your features. ''This Lord is playing with fire. Take me there, right fucking now ''

-

It was a dull, grey morning.

You walk in between Jungkook and Taehyung as they guide you through what seemed like an abandoned park.

Not a figure was in sight, barely even a soft whisper of what remains in the late autumn trees.

Your eyes hover over the scrub of moss and weeds, the rusting metal chains of the swings squeaking in the wind.

A bit further into the park, amidst the shabby greenery a wooden latch is is poking out of the grass. It's impressively camouflaged, it would be hard to find unless you looked carefully.

''We're here'' Taehyung mutters, fingers pulling the latch until it creaks open.

Your blood races in excitement at the sight of the a hole buried deep in the ground, waiting to be discovered.

''This is my favorite part'' Jungkook grins, suddenly jumping into the hole and disappearing out of sight.

''What the-?!'' you peek inside the hole but darkness disables your vision to view any further. ''The way he jumped into that hole, he really is a bunny''

Taehyung chuckles deeply, hand gently pushing you forward. ''Your turn''

You gulp, staring down at the black hole ready to swallow you up. ''Like do I just jump in or do I-''

''You're such a little shit'' he mutters, hands pulling you into his embrace before he jumps in, pulling the latch closed on his way.

A gush of wind attacks you as you slide down something smooth, butterflies dancing in your stomach as you descended down the tunnel. You slip out of Taehyung's grasp, landing on a hard surface.

You are blinded by a bright light, fingers recoiling against a cold marble floor. When your eyes finally adjust to the light, Taehyung and Jungkook stand above you.

''Welcome to Area 51''

[Scenario] If Taehyung and Y/N switched persona's.

Taehyung: hey, how do you spell 'me'?

Y/N: what kind of stupid question is that? M...E..

Taehyung: oh, it appears you forgot the D

Y/N: there's no D in 'me' you fucking dumbass

Taehyung: wait till tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkook: *spits out banana milk in the distance*