you and todoroki were wheezing at each other in the kitchen around 3 am and bakugo was almost falling asleep on the kitchen counter, so you guys whispered while dying of laughter

y/n: I'm going to piss my pants!
todoroki: like in the 4th grade-

he couldn't finish the sentence due to him laughing while you ran around jumping up and down trying not to scream laughing. he was holding onto the kitchen counter while squatting down holding his stomach

y/n: yo pass me that marker

you said, he got up and tossed it over to you and you started drawing on bakugos face. you drew a mustache, a mole and an eyepatch trying not to laugh. todoroki took the marker and wrote "boom boom boy" on his forehead and went over his eyebrows to thicken them. he dropped the marker and you guys started dying of laughter, you took your phone out and took a video of todoroki on the floor laughing and then zoomed in on bakugos face and posted it on your snap.

few moments later~

y/n: anything suspicious? over.
todoroki: nothing over here it's clear, captain. over.

you guys saw each other from across the hall and ran towards each other, you guys were back to back with steel colanders on your heads and whisks in your hands as guns

y/n: we have to find out who did this to the poor civilian, and fast.
todoroki: wait, captain!
y/n: what is it, lieutenant loofus!
todoroki: the civilian! he's gone!
y/n: what?!

you looked over at the kitchen counter and bakugo was gone

y/n: this isn't good.. not good at all.. quick! lieutenant loofus! we have to find him right away!
todoroki: yes, captain!

you guys rolled on the ground and ended up with your backs on the wall looking at each other from across the hall. you nodded and ran separate ways to find bakugo. after searching you bumped back into todoroki and pointed your whisks- guns at each other. you sighed and put your guns down

y/n: we're getting no where!
todoroki: ..how are we sure the civilian isn't the  killer?
y/n: ...well that's easy, lieutenant loofus.

you said, turning around with a devilish expression on your face

todoroki: c-captain..?
y/n: he couldn't possibly be the killer.. because I am

todorokis eyes widened and he ran away while you chased him but you lost him after he took a turn

y/n: little pig

you said in a.. strangely ominous voice

y/n: where are you

todoroki tried his hardest not to laugh at that and covered his mouth. you popped out from the corner and stood over him

y/n: found you!
todoroki: c-captain please! I-I won't tell anyone!
y/n: oh I know you won't, you can't speak when you're 6 feet under, silly goose
todoroki: please..
y/n: thank you for your help, lieutenant.

you smiled and help your gun to his head and he closed his eyes

bakugo: you two! im going to kill you both for this!

you both looked over at bakugo who had steam coming out of his nostrils while holding his phone up with your snapchat post of him

y/n: uhh..! I take it back, lieutenant loofus! I don't want to kill you, come on!

you guys ran the opposite direction of bakugo with him trailing behind you and you both got cornered

bakugo: now you're dead!

y/n: loofus! now!

you both put your whisks- I mean.. guns up and pointed at bakugo

todoroki & y/n: pew pew pew!

bakugo stood there with a scared expression and backed away

bakugo: you guys need help...

he grabbed a colander and a whisk and rolled on the ground "shooting" at you guys

y/n: it's every man for themselves, lieutenant loofus! im sorry for my past actions!
todoroki: no, captain!
bakugo: pew pew!

your eyes widened and you fell to the ground

y/n: ehhhh!

you said sticking your tongue out and "dying" very dramatically

todoroki: this is for you, captain!

he jumped on the counter and shot at bakugo

bakugo: bad aim, lieutenant!

he laughed and ran towards todoroki

todoroki: I won't let you get away with this! you-
aizawa: what is the meaning of this.

your eyes shot wide open and you stood up quickly, you all took your colanders off of your heads and hid your whisks behind you

aizawa: it's 4 in the morning. and a student complained to me about three students running around and yelling. 4 IN THE MORNING!
y/n: well... to be fair you're yelling right now-
aizawa: y/n.
y/n: yes sorry we'll go to our dorms right away.

you all put the colanders and whisks away and walked away as they followed you to your dorm. you closed the door and you all started laughing

bakugo: delete the video

he said trying to stop laughing

y/n: fuck no
todoroki: send it to me
bakugo: no!

you laughed and wrapped your arms around bakugos neck while sitting on the bed

todoroki: so when is the wedding?

you threw a sock at him and bakugo blushed, todoroki laughed and patted your head

todoroki: alright im gonna go to sleep, I think i've had enough fun for today
y/n: yeah i'm pretty beat
bakugo: finally, I can go to sleep in peace
y/n: you really slept on the kitchen counter, like a dumbass

todoroki laughed

y/n: nunight!
todoroki: goodnight

todoroki left and you laid down, bakugo crawled in between your legs and laid his head on your chest. you wrapped your legs around him and turned your lamp off, he gave you a kiss and you ran your fingers through his hair till you guys fell asleep.

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the next morning you woke up and bakugo was now hugging you by your waist with his head on your stomach. you grabbed your phone and scrolled through instagram and you scrolled onto a video

woman: please! my baby's killer is still out there! we have to find them and bring my child his justice!

your heart sunk and your turned your phone off

y/n: ...worthless.
bakugo: mm?

he said, half asleep

y/n: w- um.. nothing

he uncovered himself from underneath the blankets and looked up at you and you smiled

y/n: let's get up, I can't be late anymore or aizawa will give me detention again
bakugo: 5 more minutesss

he said as he dragged you back into bed with him

y/n: no get your lazy ass up
bakugo: it doesn't even take that long to get ready for school come on

you stood at the foot of your bed and rolled your eyes while getting back on the bed. you sat on his lap and he laid back with his hands on the back of his head

bakugo: chillll.. come on now teddy bear, we just woke up
y/n: you're disgusting

he sat up, hugged you and forced you to lay down with him

y/n: cutie

you ran your fingers through his hair, he grabbed your hand and pulled you closer to his face

bakugo: i'm not cute, i'm handsome

you laughed and you guys kissed

y/n: alright, get up

he sighed in frustration and got out of bed, leaving to go change into his uniform. you made your bed and got ready, soon after you were sitting on the couch talking to the rest of the students while todoroki and bakugo got ready

mina: hey y/n!
y/n: oh, hey!
mina: listen since we have school off tomorrow we were planning on going to the beach with the whole class! do you wanna come!
y/n: i'm not a big fan of the sand and everything-
bakugo: yeah, she'll go
mina: great! would you two like to come as well?
bakugo: obviously, I cant risk some random dude hitting on her while i'm not there
todoroki: and I cant risk y/n fighting with a child, again

mina laughed

mina: alright then! we leave tomorrow morning at 10 so don't forget to pack tonight

she waved at you and walked away

y/n: i'm not going
bakugo: what? yes you are
y/n: bakugo you don't even like hanging out with the class, what's with the sudden change of heart
bakugo: w-well.. uhh-
todoroki: he just wants a chance to see you in a bathing suit, like the pervert he is
bakugo: w-what?! THATS NOT TRUE SO SHUT YOUR FACE!

you laughed at him

y/n: you could've just said that then, i'd gladly put one on for you
bakugo: wait really?!
todoroki: see? pervert
y/n: total pervert

bakugo stood there looking back and forth from you to todoroki

bakugo: im out of here!
y/n: is the pervert mad?

he walked away

y/n: i'm kidding!

you laughed and grabbed todorokis hand to go catch up to bakugo

bakugo: you two, get away from me!
y/n: aw come on, I was only kidding
todoroki: I wasn't

you tried not to laugh and pushed todoroki back by his face.