When You Make A Sexual Joke

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Yeonjun

"Babe, babe," You said.

"Yes?" Yeonjun asked 

"What do a dick and a Rubix cube have in common?" You asked.

"Uhm" Yeonjun started.

"The more you play with it the harder it gets," You said laughing.

Yeonjun facepalmed.

"It's funny!" You yelled laughing.

"Mhm," Yeonjun said going back to his phone.

Soobin

"How is a push up bra like a bag of chips?" You asked

"I don't know" Soobin said shrugging.

"As soon as you open it you realize its half empty" You said laughing.

"Fact" Soobin said nodding.

"Glad yours weren't a disappointment" Soobin said winking

Beomgyu

"Hey baby, why does Santa Clause have such a big sack?" You asked

"Uhm, I don't know why?" Beomgyu asked slightly concerned

"Because he only comes once a year," You said making yourself laugh.

"Oh, my gosh Y/N," Beomgyu said facepalming while laughing.

"It's good right?" You asked in between your fits of laughter.

"It's so bad it's good," Beomgyu said laughing.


Taehyun

"What do boobs have in common with toys?" You asked

"What?" Taehyun asked.

"They were both originally made for kids but daddies still end up playing with them" You said laughing.

"Yes!" Taehyun yelled laughing hard.

You laughed.

"I love you!" Taehyun yelled laughing.

"I love you too" You laughed.

Kai

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?" You asked.

Kai looked at you confused.

"If we don't get some support people will think we're nuts," You said laughing.

Kai laughed while blushing.

You laughed pinching his cheeks and continued telling him jokes like that.


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