The Three Bottoms π
Jungkook:
JIN DELETE YOUR TWEET π
Jin:
Jimin:
Praying for that tattoo artist ππ
Gonna be hard to give Jin a tattoo
like that when his hole is all loose
and torn tf up! But get ya life sis! π€©
Jungkook:
You're one to talk βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
Didn't know they had wifi
at straight camp sis?? π
Jimin:
BYEEEE π
My mom promised not to tell
my dad. Mother of the year! ππ
Jungkook:
Wig!! Loving that for you!
Jin:
Your mom's gay ally MIND πββοΈ
Jimin:
skshsksjls
So Kook have you fucked Taehyung yet
and WHEN is the wedding? I'm buying
my bridesmaid dress as we speak! π
Jungkook:
How tf am I supposed to fuck him when
we haven't even met in person?? ππ
Jin:
What if you guys meet and he
kidnaps you or sumn?? Wait wig
you'd be the harley quinn to his joker.
LOVING this concept! πππ
Jimin:
And then Jin and I will rescue you!!
It'll be JUST like a Lifetime movie!!
Jungkook:
Sometimes I question why
y'all are my friends ππ
Jin:
Ok what tf is this loona shit
i keep seeing on my TL??
Jimin:
STAN LOONA
Jungkook:
Idk what it is either but apparently it's in
the gay bible that we must stan them! βΊοΈπ
Jin:
So Kookie when are we gonna
meet Taehyung? I demand that
you put us in a DM with him! π£
Jimin:
Yaaas when are we gonna meet
him so i can steal him from you? π
Jungkook:
I think tf not! You homos
would embarrass me ππ
Jin:
Tea
Jimin:
Jungkook whenever Taehyung messages him:
Jungkook:
Sksjsksk i HATE YOU
ok but perhaps you made some
points?? He's a whole meal π
Jin:
Got any new tea on him??
What does he do for a living besides
look for ass on Twitter?? π
Jungkook:
Shut UP sksjskk but i don't know
much about him tbh. π I'm afraid to
ask him because i feel like he just wants
some ass then he's gonna ghost me π
Jimin:
This is so sad... Alexa play So Happy
I Could Die by Lady Gaga π’π€
Jungkook:
It's whatever i'm just gonna
enjoy it for what it is! He's hot so
the heartbreak is worth it!! ππ«
Jin:
Jungkook rn:
Jungkook:
And what about it bitch? π€‘π
Jimin:
Omg is this Jin???
Jungkook:
skshskskskshsk
Bitch I WHEEZED
@SkinnyJinnie has left the chat!
Bros Before Hoes π€ͺπ€
Yoongi:
Bro are you gonna finally tell us
about this girl you've been talking to??
Hobi:
Yeah tell us already dude!
Namjoon:
Are you ever gonna follow me back?
Tae:
Joon I unfollowed you because you kept
retweeting pictures of a bunch of cats!
Namjoon:
What! They were so cute!
Tae:
Doesn't mean you have to retweet
EVERY SINGLE ONE you see π
Yoongi:
Just mute him like I did π
Namjoon:
Yoongles wtf!!
Hobi:
πππ
Tae:
And ok i'll finally tell y'all...
It's not a girl first of all. His name is
Jungkook and he's the cutest boy ever π
Yoongi:
Whoa bro you haven't
talked to a guy in a while!
Tae:
I know man but talking to
girls only gets old ya know?
Hobi:
Hmm send us pics or he ain't real π€
Tae:
Namjoon:
Ok no homo but he's fucking adorable
Tae:
I know right β€οΈ
Hobi:
I'm starting to not believe
the no homo part Joon... π€₯
Yoongi:
^^^^^^^^^^^
Tae:
^^^^^^^
Namjoon:
Bro i told you already i'm not gay! If i was
i'd tell you guys. I mean Tae is bi and all..
Yoongi:
Yeah yeah whatever bro.
So Tae how long are you gonna keep
this one up? Maybe get some nudes
out of him then dip like usual? π
Hobi:
You already know he will. Dude
gets more ass than a toilet seat π€ͺ
Tae:
It's not like that bro...
Idk this one feels different
Yoongi:
Don't tell me you're in love with him π
Tae:
Nah lmao but i like talking to him
I'm just gonna see where things go π
Hobi:
So much for bros before hoes π’
Namjoon:
Yo i'm watching this show called
Rupaul's Drag Race and it's good af!!
Tae:
Joon that's a show about drag queens...
Jungkook told me about it lmao
Hobi:
Bro just admit you're gay
we won't judge you π
Namjoon:
I'm not gay!! Stfu!!!!!
Yoongi:
Sure... π
@Joonie has left the chat!
ββββββββββ
Jin and Namjoon's friends be doing them dirty skshsksk. Omg if I have to type the word "bro" one more time I'm gonna scream!! I have to remind myself it's for the story. πβ
Might not update tomorrow because I got a paper to write but ily guys. Stay safe and warm because bitch it's getting cold! π
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