Bros Before Hoes 🤪🤟

Namjoon:
Jungkook has a nice ass.

Hobi:
WE GET IT DUDE.

Yoongi:
You've said it like 5 times.

Namjoon:
And? The good sis is THICC 😍

Hobi:
What about Jin?

Namjoon:
What about "Minnie"? 🗿

Hobi:
Fuck off

Yoongi:
...

Tae:
STFU. That ass is MINE and
only I'm supposed to see it!

Tae:
And what did I tell you?
Stop bringing it up already.
Jungkook is still embarrassed.

Hobi:
Still? It's been over a week!

Tae:
So? He's sensitive...

Yoongi:
You act like he's a baby lmao.
He's a grown ass man Tae.

Tae:
He IS a baby! He's MY baby! And you
fuckers can't tell me otherwise 😤

Hobi:
So is Joon officially out? I mean,
no straight guy would be this in
awe about another dude's ass 😶

Namjoon:
I transcend sexuality 💆‍♀️

Yoongi:
So in other words you're
still closeted and in denial?

Namjoon:
WHO ASKED YOU

Tae:
I'm serious Joon. You need to stop. Jungkook
is convinced you think he's a slut now 😩

Namjoon:
Is this Jungkook?

Tae:
NAMJOON

Namjoon:
But fr no he's a QUEEN. I've decided
to stan for life, like I'm ready to buy
his merch 🤩 And idk why he thinks
that when his friends make him
seem innocent in comparison 💀

Hobi:
You would know with what
you and Jin message about.

Namjoon:
Do I need to remind you that you called
Jimin cute, said you'd fuck him if he
was a girl, AND were down for a
threesome with Yoongi? Check yourself
before you come for me mama!! 💋

Hobi:

Namjoon:
This reaction pic is lowkey datedT
and tiredT but we'll let it slide 😍

Yoongi:
Oh so now it's "mama" instead
of "sis"? Is granny next? 🙄

Hobi:
"Let it slide" like your dick in Jin's ass?

Namjoon:
MOVING ON. Tae tell Jungkook that
I said he has nothing to worry about
and that he's a legend 💕💕💕

Tae:
I already assured him he's not a slut the
other night, but then I fucked up and said
he's only a slut for me and he got mad 😅

Namjoon:
Ksjajaksk why is he so iconic? 😭

Tae:
So are you coming over or not?? You
promised you'd watch Yeontan for me!

Namjoon:
Damn girl I'm coming
just give me a second!!

Tae:
Don't call me that.

Namjoon:
This fragile masculinity 🥴

Yoongi:
Why are you watching his dog?

Namjoon:
REASONS

Hobi:
Something smells suspicious

Namjoon:
That's just your dick.

Namjoon:
Anyways, when are you two
unblocking Jimin? He's sorry!!
He fucked up and knows it ok.

Yoongi:
Nah i'm gonna pass.

Hobi:
^^^ and he's weird af

Namjoon:
He just wants you guys to unblock
him so he can apologize. You can
go back to blocking again right after.

Hobi:
Ugh idk maybe

Yoongi:
I'll think about it.

Namjoon:
My job here is done! 😍 Can't wait for
those nudes Jin promised me now.

Hobi:
What?

@Joonie has left the chat!

Yoongi:
He's so fucking gay.

Tae:
Well gtg. Joon texted me that
he's on his way now. Talk
to you later my dudes 🤪👋

The Three Bottoms 🌈

Jimin:
Remember when Jungkook facetimed
Taehyung naked and Namjoon saw?

Jungkook:
Remember when you catfished
Hobi and Yoongi and exposed
yourself and got blocked? 😍

Jimin:
WOW we're going there I see!!

Jin:
The way Namjoon keeps overhyping
your ass 💀 Cindy this is a skeleton,
this is BONES!!

Jungkook:
Girl fuck you my ass isn't flat!

Jin:
The fact that Namjoon had to
tell me about this since you weren't
going to... there are no words!!

Jungkook:
I was but that gossiping bitch
Namjoon got to you first 🙄

Jimin:
If you're bored why don't you try
facetiming Taehyung again? 🤠

Jungkook:
Well I tried but he hasn't replied
to my messages me all day!! :(

Jin:
HE'S CHEATING!

Jungkook:
No he wouldn't. He loves me 😔💕

Jimin:
Hmm well he IS a grown adult sis.
He's probably busy or sumn.

Jungkook:
I know, I just hope he's safe.

Jin:
I'm over "wig" tbh. The locals got
ahold of it and ruined it like they did
with "shook." I blame Katy Perry! 👺

Jungkook:
She should've only killed her career.
Why did she have to take wig with her 😪

Jimin:
Speaking of words, what
do we think of "bussy"??

Jungkook:
Omfg that word is the PITS 😩
I hate it so much. Gays who use that
word seriously don't deserve rights.

Jin:
hhhhh right? Like girl just call
it a pussy in the bedroom if you
don't wanna call it your hole 💀

Jimin:
But wait there's WORSE. Some gays
use the word "shitoris" SKSHSKSJSK
Ya know, shit bc it's an asshole + clitoris.

Jin:
NO YOU'RE LYING

Jimin:
I'M SERIOUS!!

Jungkook:
Omg i don't wanna
be gay anymore 😭

Jin:
The lesbians are carrying our
community on their backs i swear 🤧

Jimin:
So Kookie did your gifts from
your boyf come in the mail yet?

Jungkook:
YES and I hate him!! He got me all
these cute clothes and roses, but
then he ruined it by getting me an
8 inch dildo with a note telling me it's to
prepare myself for the real thing 😭🔫

Jin:
sksjsk marry this man pls!!

Jungkook:
Eye-

Jimin:
Right? That's hot af 🥵
Appreciate him bitch!!

Jungkook:
Omg stop I didn't mean he ruined it
literally. I love his duality of being sweet/
romantic but also a perv, but leaving out
the pervertedness for once would be nice!
My mom almost saw the dildo too!! Jail!!

Jin:
So have you used the dildo yet? 🤔

Jungkook:
NO

Jimin:
Listen to his advice and use it then!!
Taking big dicks isn't easy girl!!

Jin:
How big was Chanyeol?

Jungkook:
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Jimin:
Lmaooo BITCH

Jin:
What? I wanna know so Jungkook
knows what he's getting into.

Jungkook:
Idk like 6 inches?

Jin:
Yeah use that dildo sis.
It's gonna hurt 💀

Jungkook:
Shut up! That's not happening
for a while anyways...

Jimin:
The "top" giving us bottoming
advice. How ironic!! 🤡🤙

Jin:
Fuck off. It's bc the bottoms
I fucked would complain that
it hurts too much all the time 🙄

Jimin:
They were obvi exaggerating
to make you feel big. Us bottoms
are generous like that 💆‍♀️

Jin:
You don't get an opinion
on dick sizes, baby dick!!

Jungkook:
Oop my man texted me back!!
Have fun bickering you hags!! 👵🏼❤️

Jin:
Have fun getting your hole torn!

Kookie and TaeTae 💜

Tae:
Baby boyyyyyy

Jungkook:
Taehyungie where have you been? :(

Tae:
I was at the strip club 😛

Jungkook:
WHAT

Tae:
Yeah and I got a lap dance.
Hope you're not mad lmao.

Jungkook:
Guess I'm suddenly single 😍👊

Tae:
You didn't believe that did you?

Jungkook:
OFC NOT. You may be a horny bastard
but I know you wouldn't do that to me.
I'm your baby right? 😔

Tae:
Yes mine and only mine 💜

Jungkook:
My gifts just arrived the other day
btw. Thanks so much for them <333

Tae:
You're welcome.
Daddy loves spoiling his angel ;)

Jungkook:
Why did you have to
get me a dildo tho 😩

Tae:
Would you have
preferred a different toy?

Jungkook:
OR NO TOY AT ALL

Tae:
Whoops... you still have one last gift
on the way. I called the post office and
they said it should be arriving today.

Jungkook:
OMG NO what is it??

Tae:
A paddle so daddy can spank you when
you're being a bad boy. Maybe you can
use it on yourself when we video chat? 👀

Jungkook:
TAE

Tae:
Jk I'm not telling. You'll have to
wait and find out my darling.

Jungkook:
If it's something bondage
related I'm dumping you 😤

Tae:
😏

Jungkook:
Wait brb someone knocked.
I think it's the delivery man.

Tae:
💜💜💜💜💜

⠀⠀The hem of Jungkook's baggy sweater bounced as he stood up and walked over to his front door. He then grabbed the cold door knob and twisted it open. Whatever wind was left in Jungkook had been knocked out of him as he stood there at the sight in front of him, awestruck.

⠀⠀Jungkook felt his knees weaken and eyes water before he latched his arms around the neck of Kim Taehyung, crying into his broad chest. In return, Taehyung cooed and snaked his hands around Jungkook's petite waist, the younger feeling his tummy explode with butterflies as he was held by his online boyfriend for the first time.

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