Untitled Direct Message

Yugyeom:
Did I stutter? Your "boyfriend"
asked me for nudes lmao.
Guess you can't satisfy him 🤭

Tae:
...

Yugyeom:
And friendzone??
Did Jungkook not tell you?

Tae:
Tell me what?

Yugyeom:
That we're exes 😂

Tae:
He told me you were just a friend?

Yugyeom:
He would tell you that. You're
getting played dude lmfao.

Tae:
So let me get this straight: not only did
Jungkook ask you for nudes, he's your ex?

Yugyeom:
Yep 🤣

Tae:

Yugyeom:
Wtf

Tae:
Who would've thought
these gifs Namjoon sent me
would come in handy 🤔

Yugyeom:
You're kidding me right?
I drop this bomb on you
and you're fooling around??

Tae:
Jin and Jimin were right when
they told me men ain't shit.

Yugyeom:
I-

Tae:
Listen fuckface, i know Jungkook
better than you think. Never once
has Jungkook EVER asked me for
a nude. So you're telling me he's
here begging you for them? Sure...

Tae:
Jungkook isn't like that at all.
If you were one of his best friends
and "exes" you'd think you'd tell
a more believable lie than this 😬

Yugyeom:
I'm not lying tho?

Tae:
Show me screenshots then you pussy

Yugyeom:
Um give me a minute?

Tae:
Nah I'm good bro. You're obviously lying.

Tae:
Now listen up, if you try fucking with
my baby or my relationship again,
I've got family where you live that
won't hesitate to rip you a new one.

Yugyeom:
Fuck you

Tae:
Jungkook will eventually 😛

Tae:
Well actually I'd be the one doing
the fucking but you get my point.

Yugyeom:
I'll never understand what
Jungkook sees in you 🙄

Tae:
I feel sorry for you bro. All
that bitterness isn't healthy.
Anyways later 🤪👋

@KimTaehyung has left the chat!

⠀⠀"Fucking weirdo," Taehyung scoffed to himself. Exiting the chat, he pulled back up his apology he had saved under his drafts. Before finishing that, he noticed Jungkook had sent him a message. Unsure whether it would good or bad, he nervously opened it.

Kookie and TaeTae 💜

Jungkook:
Tae you were right 😭😭😭

Tae:
Baby what happened? ☹️

Jungkook:
Yugyeom DOES like me.
Apparently he's always had
feelings for me and stuff...

Tae:
I hate to be the one
but i told you so 😅

Jungkook:
I was wrong i get it ok 😔
Sorry for not listening to you.

Tae:
No baby i'm sorry for being too
controlling. Please understand that
i do trust you but you're so precious
and cute that i can't help but get
jealous when other guys talk to you 😣

Jungkook:
It's ok. I know you were just looking
out for me. Sorry I can be a bit of
a brat. I'm still new to this dating
thing and a little younger than you.
You're a lot more experienced. 🙈

Tae:
Baby boy it's ok. You're more mature
than me half the time actually! And we're
always able to talk our problems out 💜

Jungkook:
I need to tell you something but
promise you won't get mad? 🥺

Tae:
What is it...

Jungkook:
Promise me first!!

Tae:
Yeah ok

Jungkook:
So while I was talking with Yugyeom,
he had me judge a few selfies so he
could decide which one to post. Then
out of no where he sends me a photo of
his dick print through his pants!! 🤮

Jungkook:
I didn't ask him to send it i promise!!
I actually got in a fight with him over
it and ended up blocking him 🤧

Tae:
Don't worry I believe you 😘

Jungkook:
THANK GOD. I was about to pull
out the screenshots and everything just
in case. A bitch always has receipts 💅

Tae:
That dude is a nut job. He DM'd me and
tried saying you ASKED him for those pics.

Tae:
He also tried saying you guys were exes 😂

Jungkook:

Jungkook:
The LIES and DECEIT he's spewing!!
Yugyeom was my friend only. PeriodTTT!!

Jungkook:
I've never had a boyfriend
as pathetic as that is 🗿

Tae:
You have me 😏

Jungkook:
But we're not official sweaty 🤠

Tae:
Why are you calling me sweaty?
I'd love to make you sweaty tho
if you know what i mean 👅

Jungkook:
I- that's not what it means- Nvm
you're gonna be a local for the rest
of your life. You're lucky you're hot 🗿

Jungkook:
Also we just got done fighting and
here you are being a perv already 🤢

Tae:
Why can't we be official
already?? Come onnnn 😩

Jungkook:
Nope not until me meet!!

Tae:
But this boyfriends without
the label thing is confusing. I
wanna call you my boyfriend 😔

Jungkook:
Let's just call each other "online boyfriends"
then. But we're not official still ok??

Tae:
I like that. And as online boyfriends
we should have online sex 😈

Jungkook:
Stop before I block you again 👺

Tae:
So we're good now right?
We're not fighting still are we?
My baby's not mad anymore?

Jungkook:
Yeah we're good TaeTae 💖

Tae:
So you're not gonna talk
to Yugyeom anymore right? 👀

Jungkook:
Obviously not. He can choke.
I think I'm gonna have those
Swifties get his account
suspended again actually 😍🤟

Tae:
There's actually one more
thing I wanna ask you about.

Jungkook:
Ask away grandpa. Just don't take
too long since you don't have much
time left with your old age and all 💆‍♀️

Tae:
That's it. When we meet in person i'm
spanking you. You're such a brat 😤

Jungkook:
Mmkay. Anyways your question sir?

Tae:
Do you mind telling me who Chanyeol is?

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Y'all really doubted Taehyung. Put some respect on my man's name. 😤✊

Sorry for taking a little longer to update, but hopefully I can get back to updating this daily. The chapters are pretty short so I feel bad making y'all wait so long. 😔

Now that we're much further into this story, lemme ask this again: who's your fav character? I'm sure most of y'all are gonna say Namjoonie (i love him sm too), but I'm gonna go with Taehyung personally. I find him so fun to write and his duality is really cute—he's a horny bastard, but he's sweet. 💖

Last thing, I hate to be annoying but can you go check out my new book Hazed? I promise to stop talking about if after this. 😩 Don't let it flop hunties ok. 😍