Giving y'all two updates within 24 hours because you deserve it 💋

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Lana Del Rey is skinny 💕

Jungkook:

Jungkook:
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Yugyeom:
Wait that was an accident 🥵

Jungkook:
He's lying your honor!! JAIL!!

Yugyeom:
Maybe... So what do you think?
Pretty big right? Bigger than
that Taehyung dude i bet 😏

Jungkook:
Excuse me?? Gyeomie no wtf
i told you i'm taken! Why tf
are you sending me nudes??

Yugyeom:
Lmao you're really that naive huh?
I like you Jungkook... Always have.

Jungkook:
What? Gyeomie no that's so wrong.
You're like a brother to me 😭

Yugyeom:
Don't give me that "like a brother" shit 🙄

Jungkook:
Sorry but i just can't see you as
anything more than a friend 😔👉👈

Yugyeom:
One night with me and you won't
be saying that anymore babe 👅

Jungkook:
Ew stop you're making
me uncomfortable...

Yugyeom:
Lmao still a prude i see.

Jungkook:
Shut up! I'm not a prude...

Yugyeom:
Prove me wrong then.
Send me a pic back ;)

Jungkook:
Bitch no! Gyeomie we're friends ONLY!

Yugyeom:
I don't wanna be just friends ffs. Now
stop being a little bitch and send a pic.

Jungkook:
Seriously?? Forget being friends at all
if you're gonna act like this. Unfollow
me and don't talk to me ever again.

Yugyeom:
Omg you're overreacting

Jungkook:
Listen motherfucker, I may be a
little mad at Taehyung rn, but that
doesn't change my feelings for him.

Jungkook:
I like him A LOT. He makes me happy.
Yeah he's a perv but he means well
and actually cares about me...

Jungkook:
And how dare you have the audacity
to think I'd ever cheat on him with you.
Shows what you truly think about me...

Yugyeom:
Jungkookie 😕

Jungkook:
Fuck off 🖕🖕🖕

@HBICKook has left the chat!

You have been blocked from messaging @HBICKook!

Yugyeom:
That little shit...

Untitled Direct Message

@SkinnyJinnie has joined the chat!

Jin:
Namjoon my future man are you here to
confess your love to me? I'll suck your dick
better than any girl ever could!! 😍👌

Namjoon:
I- 🗿

Jin:
Come on! At least send me a pic!
A bitch is parched! 😩👉👌

Namjoon:
Sis now's not the time...

Jin:

Tae:
ANYWAYS

Jin:
Biiiiiitch Taehyung you're in
this chat too?? Let's just pretend
you didn't see any of that... 🤠

Namjoon:
As a heterosexual i agree.
You saw nothing Tae 👺

Tae:
Idgaf what y'all do in your
spare time. Jin i need your help...

Jin:
Does it involve getting up? 'Cause i
might have to pass if that's the case.

Tae:
Wtf no

Jin:
Ok good! What is it boo?

Tae:
What can you tell me about this
Yugyeom dude? Kook and i kind
of got in a fight over him... 😣

Namjoon:
Someone's jealous i see

Jin:
Hmm well i don't know
Yugyeom TOO well buuuut...

Tae:
But what??

Jin:
I always got this vibe that
he had a crush on Kookie 🤔

Tae:
I knew it!!

Namjoon:
Tae be quiet! The queen isn't done spilling!

Jin:
When bae has your back 😍

Tae:
Y'all can flirt later 😩

Jin:
It was just these little things he'd say.
Like he used to tell Kook "if we're still
single by the time we're 50 let's just
get married" and other sus shit 🤯

Jin:
He also calls him babe  🤮

Tae:
Exactly!!

Jin:
This is why gays struggle being friends.
One of them always catches feelings 😔🖐

Namjoon:
But you're friends with
Jimin and Jungkook? 🤕

Jin:
Because those are my sisters!! We
all see each other as friends only 💕

Jin:
Well i did wanna fuck Jungkook at
first until i found out he was fem like
me but we don't talk about that 💆‍♀️

Tae:
Hey watch it 😤

Jin:
Omfg i only see him as our
baby now but go off sis 🙄

Namjoon:
So how are things with
Jungkook rn? Bad?

Tae:
He's mad at me bc i told him
to stop talking to Yugyeom 😞

Jin:
The possessive boyfriend jumped out!

Tae:
I'm not being possessive! And
Jungkook would act the same
way if someone called me babe...

Jin:
So I'm guessing Jungkook didn't
listen to you? He can be a bit
defiant. I taught him well 🤪🤙

Tae:
Nope that damn brat 😒

Namjoon:
Tae whenever Yugyeom calls Kook "babe":

Tae:
More like you whenever
someone calls you gay 🙄

Jin:
Hi 911? Yes i'd like to report a murder.

Namjoon:

Tae:
So what do i do? I don't wanna
piss Jungkook  off even more but
all i wanna do is threaten this
motherfucker and tell him to fuck off 😠

Jin:
The messy bitch in me says to do it, but
the good friend in me says to just try
talking things out with Jungkook instead.

Namjoon:
Focus on making up with
kween Jungkook instead 😍🙌

Tae:
Ok i think i'll talk to Jungkook

Jin:
Good luck with that 💋

@KimTaehyung has left the chat!

Jin:
Now where were we... Ah right!
Waiting on those dick pics Joonie! 👅

Namjoon:

⠀⠀Determined to talk things out like a mature couple, Taehyung began typing away a messaging for Jungkook. As his fingertips tapped rapidly to compose a heartfelt apology, he paused when he received a notification. It was a message from Yugyeom. Letting out a grunt and rolling his eyes, he saved his message for Jungkook as a draft and read whatever bullshit Yugyeom had to say.

Untitled Direct Message

Yugyeom:
Can't believe Jungkook
settled for a guy like you 😂

Tae:
???

Yugyeom:
I'm sure you'll leave him after he spreads
his legs for you just like Chanyeol did 🤣

Tae:
If you don't shut the fuck up i stg...

Yugyeom:
What are you gonna do?
Fight me? Over the internet?

Tae:
You're just mad because Jungkook
friendzoned you huh? 😬

Yugyeom:
You sure about that? That slut
you call your boyfriend asking
me for nudes says otherwise.

Tae:
um what???

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Me writing all these dramatic chapters:

Hmm thoughts on how this'll end? Will Taehyung know better and have faith in Jungkook? We'll have to wait and see. 🤔

Oh and yeah lowkey dropped the bomb that Chanyeol was the guy that hurt Jungkook. Sorry to the Chanyeol stans out there. 😔