⠀⠀Yugyeom was quite special, you see. He was one of the first mutuals Jungkook made when he started using Twitter and fell into the hole of stan culture. Unlike Jin and Jimin and their love for pop music, Yugyeom was someone Jungkook related to for a different reason. While Jungkook loved pop, he also had a love for those "indie" pop girls that pretentious Tumblr twinks hyped up.

⠀⠀Unfortunately, Yugyeom had disappeared during the beginning of summer. He had gotten his account suspended for fighting with Taylor Swift fans and calling them "inbred, no-lip-having jars of mayo". Yeah, he was offensive.

⠀⠀Excited to have back a good friend, Jungkook rushed to compose a message to send to Yugyeom. While doing so, he also figured he'd retweet and favorite Yugyeom's tweet, not thinking of the consequences.

REUNITED

Jungkook:
Gyeomie!! 😭💕

Yugyeom:

Jungkook:
Ok sis this gif is lowkey bordering on local
but i'll give you a pass. I missed you 😔

Yugyeom:
I missed you too my lil Koo 😪

Jungkook:
But WIG how did you get your
account back? Did you give a
Twitter intern the SUCC? 🤪🙌

Yugyeom:
Still using that stan lingo i see 💀

Yugyeom:
Those fucking swifties 😒 I hope Taylor's
next album tanks now. But anyways it
was only a temporary suspension. Now
I'm back and you're stuck with me! 😝

Jungkook:
Yay!! Now I have someone to fan over
Lana and Marina with 😍🙌 Jin and
Jimin don't have the range to appreciate
the pioneers of Tumblr and aesthetics 🤧

Yugyeom:
You still friends with those guys?

Jungkook:
Yep! Well with Jin. The other one is on
the rocks right now 🗿 But negativity
aside how are you Gyeomie?? We need
to catch up so SPILL the tea mama 💆‍♀️

Yugyeom:
I'm good babe! Just going
to school right now. Not sure
about a major yet still haha.

Yugyeom:
What about you? Still short? 😂

Jungkook:
Hey! Gyeomie I am not short!
You're just tall... 😔👉👈

Yugyeom:
Shorter boys are cute tho 😊
So hows your love life? Still
complaining about being single?

Jungkook:
Jokes on you bitch! I've got
a man now so kiss my ass! 😇

Yugyeom:
I'd love to 😍💋

Yugyeom:
So who's this lucky fella? 👀

Jungkook:
His name's Taehyung and he's
sooo fucking hot sis omgggg 😍😭

Yugyeom:
Send a pic

Jungkook:

Yugyeom:
Meh he's ok. You could do better tbh

Jungkook:
Meh?? Ok?? Bitch WHERE is
your taste?? WHERE is it??

Jungkook:
Anyways we haven't met in person
yet so we're not "official"... but we're
getting there. I don't wanna rush things.

Yugyeom:
So you're not actually boyfriends?
lmaoooo damn i thought you
met someone in real life 😩

Jungkook:
Omg shut up you bully! Don't clock me!
So how about you then since you
wanna drag me for being "single" 🙄

Yugyeom:
Can't say i'm taken sadly. But i
do have my eyes on someone 🥵

Jungkook:
SPILL!! Who is it??

Yugyeom:
Nah it's personal. You know them pretty
well tho. Maybe a little too well 🤭

Jungkook:
Ugh don't tell me it's that bitch Jimin 😷

Yugyeom:
Nope! Getting closer!

Jungkook:
Jin?? Bad news, he's a top like you
sis. Idk if it'd work out... plus he
has eyes for someone else rn 🤧

Yugyeom:
Nope i'm not telling! You got the
first letter of his name right
with both your guesses at least 🥳

Jungkook:
I give up! 😞

Yugyeom:
You're still as cute as ever Koo 💕

Jungkook:
Gyeomie why do you baby me
so much?? We're the same age!!

Yugyeom:
So? You're cute i can't help it 😣

Jungkook:
Ugh gtg! My mom's throwing a tantrum
bc I didn't empty the dish washer 🗿

Yugyeom:
Lmao good luck babe!
Message me when you're free! 😘

Jungkook:
I'll just tell her maybe if she stanned loona
her dish washer would be empty 🤩🤟
Bye Gyeomie!! Talk to you later! 💋

⠀⠀A verbal lashing from his mother later, Jungkook was outside his house, cherry sucker in his mouth, as he sat on a blanket in his backyard, soaking up this late September sun while he could. In the midst of this, he received a message from Taehyung, the sudden smile on his face sweet like the sucker in his mouth.

Kookie and TaeTae 💜

Tae:
Hey baby. Are you ok? Joon told
you had a fight with Jimin? 😕

Jungkook:
Jin would tell Namjoon 💀
But yeah I did... 😔👉👈

Tae:
What about? I didn't really
ask Joon to go into detail.

Jungkook:
It was about you actually 😞 I've just
gotten fed up with him constantly hitting
on you and making these sexual jokes
about you. And he also brought something
super personal that pissed me off 😰

Tae:
Damn baby i like you being
jealous. It's hot tbh 🤤🔥

Jungkook:
Shut up!! Why can't you
be serious for once??

Tae:
You have nothing to be
jealous of. I want you and only
you baby. Jimin has no chance 😂

Jungkook:
I'm not jealous!! And even if I am, so what?!
You get mad whenver I call Namjoon cute!!

Tae:
It's natural to get jealous baby 😅
As long as it doesn't get out of control
and border on a psychotic level.

Jungkook:
I'm kinda still upset tho about what
Jimin said. It was mean Taehyungie 😭

Tae:
Do you want me say something to him?
No one messes with my baby boy 😤

Jungkook:
No that'll just create more problems 🙄

Tae:
Want daddy to send you some
dick pics to cheer you up? 😜

Jungkook:
Cut it out you perv.
I'm not in the mood 🥺

Tae:
Dammit i was gonna send
a good one too... brb gonna
check my feed. I just got home
from work. Fuck I'm tired.

Jungkook:
Guess i'll just wait here 🤠

Tae:
WTF

Jungkook:
Um?? Care to explain this sudden
outburst grandpa? I know you're
old but it's not that hard to type 🤧

Taehyung:
Not the time for jokes Jungkook...

Jungkook:
Oh god what is it then??

Tae:
Who tf is this Yugyeom motherfucker???
And why the hell is he calling you "babe"?!
You better explain this shit NOW!

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Jungkook sis you shouldn't have retweeted Yugyeom's tweet 🤭 If you're wondering why Kook is so naive about Yugyeom's flirting, you need to remember Kook doesn't have much experience with guys. He's not good at picking up on that kind of stuff!!

Hmm this chapter turned out better in my head, but it is what is. Stay tuned for more drama in the next chappie. 🤩

Also, sorry if I don't update tomorrow. I'm gonna try to update my other stories so I hope you understand!! 💕