Kookie and TaeTae 💜

Tae:
Good morning my pretty baby 😘

Jungkook;
Good morning TaeTae!!
Missed you... 😔👉👈

Tae:
I just talked to you yesterday lmao

Jungkook:
So? I love talking to you ok 😞

Tae:
Aww i love when you're more
affectionate baby. So cute 😍

Jungkook:
So what are you up to?

Tae:
Not much. Getting
ready for work actually.

Jungkook:
We love a hardworking man 🤩🙏
Go make me millions Taehyungie!

Tae:
I might be late to work actually 👀

Jungkook:
Why's that?

Tae:
I woke up with morning wood.
I can't stop thinking about
that pic you sent me baby 👅

Jungkook:
I'm surprised you still get
morning wood. Don't old men
need viagra to get hard? ☺️

Tae:
You are literally the biggest
brat 🙄 Daddy needs to spank
you so learn your lesson 😈

Jungkook:
You sure about that? We don't
want you hurting your hands with
that arthritis you probably have 🤧

Tae:
Young people can get arthritis too!

Jungkook:

Tae:
Lemme get dressed real quick

Jungkook:
Okie dokie. Send me a selfie when
you're done!! I wanna see how
handsome my man looks 😇

Tae:
Your man?

Jungkook:
Oh sorry... Did I overstep a boundary? 🥺

Tae:
I've seen your ass. Pretty sure there aren't
any boundaries between us baby 😂

Jungkook:
SHUT UP 😭

Tae:
But nah i love being called your man.
You should say it more often 💯🔥

Jungkook:
Only if you remove your emoji keyboard 🤠

Tae:
Ok done. How do i look?

Jungkook:

Tae:
I'd love to try to get you pregnant
if you know what I mean 😏

Jungkook:
BITCH I can't get pregnant! I'm a guy!

Tae:
Exactly. That gives us unlimited tries 😉

Jungkook:
Wow that's a strange way to say
"i wanna fuck you Jungkook" 🗿

Tae:
Well i do 😛

Jungkook:
Don't you got work??

Tae:
Yeah i'm about to get in my car.
You should send me another pic btw 🤤

Jungkook:
Now you're just being greedy
(buy Greedy by Ari on itunes)!!
That was a one time thing only 🙄

Tae:
I'll buy them if you want

Jungkook:
I- I'M NOT SOME WHORE

Tae:
Lmao ok ok ok. I'm gonna head out now.
I'll message you when I'm off baby 💜

Jungkook:
Make those coins!! 🤑👏

The Three Bottoms 🌈

Jimin:
Jin trying to fit in with the other tops:

Jungkook:
skshsksksk WHEEZING rn

Jin:
Currently buying a ticket to Florida
as we speak!  Jimin i'm coming
to snatch your bitch ass up! 👊

Jungkook:
Jin vs. Jimin:

Jimin:
Not Jungkook pulling out these
2015 reaction pics 💀 Can you
come up with something else??

Jungkook:
I'm doing my best 😔✊

Jin:
The audacity of Jimin telling Koo to come
up with something else when his only
material to drag me is calling me a bottom.
Whew the hypocrite jumped out! 🤧

Jungkook:
Jinnie my hero 😞👉👈💕

Jungkook:
But wait y'all here's the gag:
I sent a nude to Taehyung 🙈

Jimin:

Jungkook:
sksjsksk STOP HE DOESN'T WANT YOU

Jin:
I thought you didn't send nudes? WHORE!

Jungkook:
It was to reward him
for staying faithful 😔

Jin:
I- why would you reward someone
for that? That's like rewarding a
student for getting a D instead of an F 💀

Jimin:
Didn't y'all just start this online
boyfriends thing anyways? 🗿

Jungkook:
Shut up!! I meant him not sleeping
around before we became exclusive!! 😡

Jin:
Not you believing that 😩
He prob lied about that sis!

Jimin:
I can confirm. He let
me guzzle his cum 😃👍

Jungkook:
Seriously Jimin stop

Jimin:
Damn ma it IS that serious i guess 💀
I'm joking!! Calm down bitch!!

Jungkook:
Ok but sometimes you go
too far with the joking...

Jin:
Keep it cute homos 😩

Jimin:
He's barely your boyfriend and
you're already getting jealous 😬

Jungkook:
I'm not! But good friends also don't flirt
with someone their friend is talking to!

Jimin:
Oh so now i'm not a good friend huh?

Jungkook:
Well if the shoe fits!

Jin:

Jimin:
So this is how you get when a guy
gives your desperate ass attention?
Yikes! No wonder that one guy
stuck his dick in you then dipped!

Jungkook:
How dare you bring that up!
You know what? Fuck you Jimin!
I don't need this shit!

@HBICKook has left the chat!

Jin:

Jimin:
Can you believe him??

Jin:
I'm not gonna talk shit behind Kookie's
back. I'm def staying out of this one!
Wonder what Namjoon is doing... 🗿

Jimin:
Gays are so messy 😩

⠀⠀Jungkook was seeing red. His heart was palpitating and his breathing was staggering at a jagged rate. Fuck- he was pissed! Jimin bringing up an old flame of Jungkook's like that had Jungkook feeling both disappointed and infuriated. He trusted them enough to confide in them, only for it to be used against him.

⠀⠀He needed someone to talk to- someone to vent to and endure the tangent he was about to go on. Picking up his phone, Jungkook began composing a message to send to Taehyung when he paused. While he had an itching to rant to someone he knew cared, he remembered Taehyung was busy with work. Taehyung probably didn't have time for the trivial trivial bullshit of a teenager—petty Twitter drama in this case.

⠀⠀To settle his anger, Jungkook opted to listen to some music while editing pictures for his photography class. In the middle of doing so, he was notified of someone mentioning him in a new tweet. Upon reading it, he felt a smile spread on his lips and his tummy doing somersaults.

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And just when things were going well for Taekook... 🤯 I just can't stay away from the drama huh? Gotta keep things interesting, y'know?

What do y'all think Yugyeom is gonna do?? And what connection does he have to baby Koo? Also, note that he is NOT the boy that hurt Jungkook. The boy was from his high school.

Just a reminder that ily and to stay healthy, especially with how bad the weather is getting. 💕