The Three Bottoms 🌈

Jungkook:
Jimin waiting for the guy from grindr:

Jungkook:
Whoops i mean aww
Jiminie i'm so sorry 😭💕

Jimin:
Shut up you fake bitch!

Jungkook:
Um hehe... 😊

Jin:
Wig my witchcraft worked 🤩🤟

Jimin:
Wbk you're a witch 😔

Jungkook:
You should use that witchcraft to age
back a few years. You need it! 💋

Jimin:
He should use it to make Taehyung
fall in love with me instead 😍🙌

Jungkook:
No amount of witchcraft can make
that happen. Taehyung has TASTE!

Jin:
I can't stop screaming at Jimin
getting stood up like that. So glad I
don't have to deal with douching 💅

Jimin:
Sure Linda...

Jimin:
Jin: I'm a top sis!
Also Jin: I wanna use Namjoon's
cum as lotion and wanna suck
his soul out through his dick 👹

Jin:
No comment

Jin:
Namjoon is so cute though. He's so inexperienced with the whole being
gay thing too. It's funny he still says
he's straight. He's lying your honor! 👺

Jungkook:
How are things between you two?
Please tell me you've completed
operation convert the hetero 😻

Jin:
It's a work in process but i'll get some
dick pics out of this at least. TRUST! 🗿

Jimin:
Who cares about them! Yes i'm
bitter and single and what of it? 😇

Jungkook:
Well if you got off grindr
maybe you'd find someone?

Jimin:
Saving myself for Taehyung
when he gives up on you for being
such a prude about nudes 🤪

Jin:
I have to SCREAM! The delusions!
You're truly something else sis.

Jungkook:
I really lucked out with Taehyung. Behind
the pervertedness he's such a cutie pie 😭

Jin:
Just admit you love him for
his big dick and go 😔✊

Jungkook:
No bitch! Unlike you thots with gaping
assholes, I care about important things.
We even agreed to be exclusive and not
talk to other people. He wanted to become
boyfriends but i wanna wait a little.

Jimin:
Boyfriends without the label?
This is bound to get messy. *giggles*

Jin:
Right? Prepare yourselves for Koo's 
third meltdown this month 🥳

Jungkook:
Such supportive mutuals 🥰🖕

Jin:
Taehyung doesn't talk to those friends
of his that fucked with you does he?

Jungkook:
No they're fighting rn 😞👉👈

Jimin:
Don't straight boys get
over shit quickly though? 🤔

Jungkook:
That's just a stereotype and stop
erasing my man's bisexuality!! 😡

Jimin:
Your man? 🗿

Jungkook:
I said what i said!!

Jin:
I'm lowkey still pissed that happened
to you Koo. No one messes with my
baby 😤 I'm gonna have Namjoon
put Jimin and I in a group chat with
them. Brb gonna end those snakes! 💆‍♀️

Jimin:
Let's do this sis! 😍

Jungkook:
Omg no stop!! You'll just make it worse!

Jin:
Sorry can't understand you!
I don't speak bottom! Only top!

End Meninism 2k18 🤩

@TongueTechnology has joined the chat!

@Hoseok_ has joined the chat!

Jin:
Show yourselves cowards! 👺

Yoongi:
Joon wtf why did you add us to this?

Namjoon:
I was bribed 😔 Jin promised he'd
stream my mixtape for a month.

Jimin:
Charitable kween 😍

Hobi:
Who tf are these people?

Jin:
We're Jungkook's friends and here to
drag you cunts for hurting his feelings!
Homophobia will not win this time! 🗣

Yoongi:
Wait are you the ones that made
that account to fuck with Taehyung?

Jin:
Yes we are! Iconic tbh!

Hobi:
Who is that?

Namjoon:
Wendy Williams the iconic queen
of memes. Educate yourselves
you uncultured swines! 🤧

Yoongi:
Y'all aren't any better than us for
making that account you know!

Jimin:
Drag us daddy 😍🙌

Yoongi:
Ew wtf don't call me that

Jimin:
What would you prefer? Master? Sir?

Jin:
Jimin!! We didn't come here to flirt!

Jin:
And um excuse me what you guys did
was 10x worse! You made Jungkook
cry! And if you wanted to get back
at someone, it should've been us!
Jungkook had no part in it! 🙄

Hobi:
Fuck the poor guy cried? ☹️

Jimin:
He sure did! Can you make me
cry also daddy number 2? 🤤

Hobi:
...

Yoongi:
Look we're sorry! We've tried apologizing
to Tae but he doesn't wanna hear it. We'll apologize to Jungkook too if you want! It
was just a stupid joke. We weren't thinking.

Jimin:
Ugh we love a man who can
swallow his pride! It makes wanna
swallow your you know what 🤠

Hobi:
We're not gay like Namjoon bro

Jin:
Bro? 🤮 Sumn smells y'all...

Namjoon:
My sexuality is more relevant than
Yoongi and Hobi. My impact! 🤯

Jimin:
So? It's never too late to have
your gay awakening daddy! 🤪

Yoongi:
I think we should go...
We'll message Jungkook!

Jin:
Skinny!!

Namjoon:
I love Jungkook so much! He's the
cutest! Inventor of tiny waists! 💖

Jin:
Ok we get it 😒

Jimin:
Jealously ain't cute sis 💋

Hobi:
Ok seriously we need to get
outta here. It's like talking to
three Namjoons at once 🤦‍♂️

Yoongi:
For real bro. It's driving me nuts!

Jimin:
Wait don't leave! Yoongi and Hobi i
forgot to tell you that i'm free if you
both wanna Eiffel Tower me! 👅

@TongueTechnology has left the chat!

@Hoseok_ has left the chat!

Jin:
They did the right thing leaving.
#ImWithThem 🤕

Jimin:
My turn to embarrass you: so who's
gonna top between you and Namjoon?

Jin:
I don't need to embarrass you when
you do that enough yourself... and we'll
cross that bridge when we get to it 💕

Namjoon:
I'm not gay but if i was
then i'd be the top 🤧

Jimin:
If you're not gay then
Sweetener is a good album 🗿

Namjoon:
It is! Miss Ari did THAT!

Jin:
Dangerous Woman > everything else
but we've already established that

Jin:
Gonna go listen to Blackout aka the
best pop album of the 2000s. Bye!!

Namjoon:
I thought you said you'd
stream my mixtape? 😩

Jin:
Suddenly i have amnesia 💋

@SkinnyJinnie has left the chat!

Namjoon:
Well 😭 We going ✈️ emo hours

@Joonie has left the chat!

Jimin:
Hmm so what now?
Back to grindr it is i guess 🥵

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Thank you so much for 100k reads on this book. When I started this is as a side fic that wasn't a priority, I never expected to achieve all this. I love every single reader, whether silent or not, and you all motivate me to keep going! 💖

Happy birthday to my fucking QUEEN and the nation's visual, Kim Seokjin. Ugh I love him so much. 😭

No Taehyung in this chapter and it felt weird without him. 😔 Oh well, taekook will thrive in the next chapter! 🤟