⠀⠀Namjoon could feel his heart sinking like the Titanic as he heard the favor Taehyung asked of him. "Hell no- I'm not doing that!" he declined, eyebrows furrowed and mouth open.

⠀⠀"Please! Do it for me, Joon!" Taehyung begged.

⠀⠀Arms crossed and glance pointed at Taehyung, Namjoon growled, "I told you already- I'm not fucking gay!"

⠀⠀"Right, and Jungkook's a top," Taehyung snickered sarcastically, and then pursed his lips when he saw the death glare his friend was giving him.

⠀⠀Taehyung sighed and placed his hand on Namjoon's shoulder, muttering, "S-Sorry... It's just- I really need your help, man."

⠀⠀Namjoon also heaved out a sigh himself and looked at Taehyung, contemplative and nervous. "I don't know, Tae. You can't be a rapper and g-gay- you just can't," he stammered under his breath.

⠀⠀"I know," Taehyung said, giving him a sympathetic look.

⠀⠀He always had a feeling Namjoon's dreams and aspirations to become a rapper were the reasons he denied being gay. Hell, Taehyung had been there with the whole "I'm not gay!" thing. Well, bisexual in his case.

⠀⠀Instead of addressing the elephant in the room of Namjoon basically coming out, Taehyung gave his friend a pat on the back and reasoned, "You don't have to wine and dine this guy, and then fuck him afterwards. I'm just asking you to talk to him- that's it!"

⠀⠀Namjoon let out a loud groan before pulling out his own phone. "Fine! But you owe big time for this one!" the taller one exclaimed, fingers punching in the passcode to his phone.

⠀⠀"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Taehyung repeated, eyes crinkling and a big grin on his handsome face as he hugged Namjoon.

⠀⠀"You better follow me back on Twitter after this," Namjoon grumbled as he composed a new group chat on Twitter.

⠀⠀"Of course! Anything you want, bro!" Taehyung agreed, the two sitting down on Taehyung's couch.

⠀⠀"And~" Namjoon drawled out, "You have to let me call you 'sis' from now on."

⠀⠀"Absolutely not," Taehyung deadpanned, "You're just getting carried away now."

⠀⠀"Well, it was worth a shot," Namjoon sighed.

Namjoon and his fans 🤩🤟

Tae:
Fuck you

Namjoon:
It's just the tea. Hope it
didn't burn your tongue! 😊

Tae:
Stfu and invite them already!

Namjoon:
Why are we talking in here when
we're in the same house? 🗿

Tae:
JOON

Namjoon:
Damn bitch ok!! All this just
for some Jungkook booty 👺

@SkinnyJinnie has joined the chat!

@thotmin has joined the chat!

Jin:
Everyone don't panic!
The queen has ARRIVED! 👑

Jimin:
Ok but WHERE are the dicks??
I came for the dicks!! 👉👌

Namjoon:
Hi legends 😍

Jin:
Namjoon bb we finally meet!! 💕
I'm ready to give you the SUCC!
Just tell me when and where 😻👌

Jimin:
Film it so we can make millions Jinnie!
Ugh my mind... Kris Jenner wishes
she was this business savvy 🤑

Namjoon:

Tae:
Stop fucking around! 😡

Jin:
Ugh don't be such a buzzkill. Kook made
some points calling you grandpa 🤧

Jimin:
Taehyung if you're still looking for a
twink who'll send you nudes and call
you daddy i'm always here with open
arms, open legs, and an open mouth 🥰

Jin:
*screenshots*
*sends to Jungkook*

Jimin:
sksjsksksj no he'll block me too 😔

Tae:
Jin have Jungkook
unblock me already!! 😤

Jin:

Tae:
smh

Jin:
So Namjoon are you a top
or bottom? It's for science...

Namjoon:
I'm not gay sis 😪

Jimin:
Closeted king 🤩

Jin:
I am kween of converting the
heteros so we're meant to be 💆‍♀️

Tae:
...

Jin:
So Namjoon what do you do for a living?
I can't be with a broke ass bitch!

Namjoon:
I'm a rapper 👀

Jimin:
Post that soundcloud link sis 💀

Jin:
Wig i could be your trap queen 😍🙌

Namjoon:
I-

Jimin:
I'm feeling left out here. Taehyung
do you have other hot friends??

Tae:
Yes but i'm pissed at them
right now. You should be too
after they did that to Jungkook.

Jimin:
Yum! The douchier the better tbh 🤤

Namjoon:
Yoongi and Hobi are straight sis 😞

Jimin:
So are you supposedly
yet here you are 🤠

Jin:
I'm just gonna put this out there-
Namjoon how big is your dick?

Namjoon:

Jin:
A bitch is just curious ok!! You're
so hot tbh like i'd be your whore 😇

Jimin:
"I'm a top!" 🤠

Jin:
Quiet now homo 🤡🖕

Tae:
Omfg Jin tell Jungkook the truth
already or else i swear to god!! 😡

Jimin:
Love when daddy gets mad 🥵

Tae:
Stop calling me that... only Jungkook can

Jimin:
@JustJennie says otherwise 🗿

Tae:
Don't remind me about that 😩

Jin:
I think the good sis Namjoon
and I need some privacy. I'm
making us our own chat 🤪🙌

Namjoon:
Marty I'm scared! 😰

Jin:
Jimin you help Taehyung out and
explain the situation to Jungkookie

@SkinnyJinnie has left the chat!

@Joonie has left the chat!

Jimin:
Send a dic pick then i'll
tell Jungkook the truth 💋

Tae:
No! Now tell Jungkook or else!

Jimin:
Hot!! I love being threatened!!
Ok brb it might take a while.

Tae:
I'm gonna go to the gym
to relieve some stress. Have
Kookie text me when he's ready...

⠀⠀After two hours of cardio and taking out his frustration on a punching bag, Taehyung was back at home lying on his bed. He was shirtless with a pair of sweatpants on, headband over his forehead, gold chain necklace hanging over his broad chest, and coated in sweat and cologne.

⠀⠀Even after a trip to the gym, Jungkook still hadn't texted him. At this point, he was ready to punch a hole through the wall of his bedroom in aggravation. However, something like that would also put a dent in his wallet, so he restrained himself.

⠀⠀Ready to call it a night, he received a message from Jungkook. Heart palpitating in anticipation, he quickly opened the message only to then feel his heart tear in two.

Kookie and TaeTae 💜

Jungkook:
Hey... so i did some thinking
and i think we should just end
whatever we had. I'm sorry...

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Who started the rumor I'm a drama whore? Because it's true. 🗿

Can't wait to read more of your comments threatening me! 😍🙌

Also, I have an exam and essay tomorrow so I don't think I'll be updating until Saturday. But I'm starting my winter break next week so cheers to that sistrens! 💕