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Tae:
Heyyy
Jungkook:
Hi π
Tae:
Thanks for following me back bro π€
Jungkook:
No problem hehe...
Tae:
So who's your favorite drag racer? π€
Jungkook:
Tough one! Buuuuut I'd say probably
Adore Delano! Love her! βΊοΈ
Tae:
Never heard of her... Is she a new racer or something? What kind of car does she drive?
Jungkook:
i-
Jungkook:
No she was on season 6. And idk probably a Honda or some shit lmao.
Tae:
...
Jungkook:
???
Tae:
Bro I just googled her and she's a cross dresser wtf.
Jungkook:
WAIT YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT DRAG RACING?? I'M TALKING ABOUT RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.
Tae:
Tf is that??
Jungkook:
A tv show about a competition for drag queens.
Tae:
Oh shit my bad man. Sorry about that.
Jungkook:
Well this is awkward. You can unfollow me if you want. π
Tae:
Nah. You're kinda cute actually. π
Jungkook:
Omgggg WHO set you up to this? I bet it was Jin. πΒ How much did he pay you? π
Tae:
lol who's Jin? And no I'm serious! You're a cutie. You single? π€ͺ
Jungkook:
Wait hold upppp. You're not straight???
Tae:
Nah I'm bi lol
Jungkook:
Jungkook:
Brb βΊοΈ
Tae:
Ok don't take too long. I wanna talk to you some more. π
The Three Bottoms π
Jungkook:
FUCKING EMERGENCY!!
I have TEA hunties!
Jin:
Fucking SPILL sis βοΈ
Jimin:
Have you finally realized I'm a better friend than that snake Seokjin?? π
Jin:
Jimin:
Keep laughing BITCH. It's true! π
Jungkook:
STFU AND LISTEN TO ME!!!
Jungkook:
Anyways... so you know that drag race post I tweeted?? Well this REALLY hot guy favorited it and asked for me to follow him. Next thing I know he's DMing me. But the gag is that he thought I meant real drag racing with cars, not the show. π©
Jimin:
I'M FUCKING SCREAMING sksjskskks
Jin:
πππ
Does he know you're a full fledged HOMO?? Tell him you love cock if he doesn't get the memo already. π€§
Jungkook:
Well... here's the thing I thought he was straight but he told me he's actually bi!! AND he said I'm cute. ππ
Jimin:
GET THAT DICK SIS π£
Jin:
WIG. Send us a pic of your new boy toy so we can judge!!
Jungkook:
Okie dokie π
Jungkook:
Jimin:
DADDY ALERT! HE COULD FUCK ME RAW AND THEN LEAVE ME LIKE A CHEAP WHORE. ππ
Jin:
Jin:
He's fucking HOT. Maybe too hot... WHAT IF HE'S A CATFISH?? Omfg Jimin contact Nev and Max stat! We going βοΈ reality tv stars.
Jungkook:
As if! His profile looks pretty legit. Let me HAVE this ok!! He's probably a fuckboy anyway. Can't wait to get my emotions toyed with. ππ
Jimin:
We support you sis. π©β
Go talk to him and keep us updated!!
Jin:
Yeah what Jimin said. Oh and if things don't work out give him my @ hehe π€
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Jungkook:
Sorry for the wait! I'm baaack! π
Tae:
Finally. Was getting bored without you. π
Jungkook:
Aww miss me? βΊοΈ
Tae:
Maybe a little. π
Jungkook:
Just to make sure... you know I'm gay right?
Tae:
Kind of figured after you told me you watch a tv show about drag queens. I don't mind. I told you already I'm bi lol. π
Jungkook:
Wig
Tae:
Huh?
Jungkook:
You don't know what wig means? sksjkssksks you're a twitter localΒ I see. π€§
Tae:
Not sure what that means either lol
Jungkook:
So what now...?
Tae:
Wanna play 20 questions? π
β β Jungkook rolled his eyes at this. It was obvious this guy was a total fuckboy, he could already tell. But he was, like, super fucking hot and Jungkook decided to play along. Who cared if he was setting himself up to get played, right?
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Happy Halloween! π»π Hope you all eat a bunch of candy and shit yourselves watching scary movies! π§‘
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