The Three Bottoms 🌈

Jimin:
The way Jungkook
chose dick over us 😔

Jin:
Right? The whore jumped out!

Jungkook:
I've been busy with school!! Perhaps
I've also facetimed Taehyung a few
times this week, and what about it? 🗿

Jin:
Wow we really have been replaced.
Guess we should hold auditions for Kook's
replacement. Can't be that hard to find
another twink that loves pop music 🤧

Jimin:
Yas sis, did you show him your hole over
facetime? 😍🙌 Queen of video chat sex!

Jungkook:
sksjsksk fuck you! No it
hasn't gotten serious yet...

Jin:
Imagine how annoyed Taehyung is
that you're not being a hoe for him 💀💀
He's a patient fuckboy I'll give him that!

Jimin:
He's probably fucking
other bitches on the side!! 🤥

Jungkook:
Omg DON'T say that! 😭 If i
found out he was talking to or
fucking other people I'd be so upset.

Jin:
Yep you're attached. There's no
going back now. Can't wait for you
to have a mental breakdown! 🤪🤙

Jimin:
Gurl you're delusional 🙄🙄🙄
Y'all aren't dating so you can't get
upset if he's talking to other people.

Jungkook:
Ugh i KNOW but the way he talks to me
makes me feel special. Idk the things
he says just don't seem like things
he says to every person ya know?

Jungkook:
He's so charming okay! 😭😔💕
I  can't help but have feelings for him..

Jimin:
Whipped af for that giant dick 🤕
Perhaps i CAN relate?

Jin:
We'll be here when he
breaks your heart 💆‍♀️

Jimin:
Waiiiiit i have an idea!!

Jin:
You're finally gonna delete grindr? 🤧

Jimin:

Jimin:
ANYWAYS i think the bottom and
i should make a fake account and
message Taehyung with it!! Let's
truly test how loyal he is to you!

Jin:
*top
But Jiminie your MIND! 😍🙌
omfg kook pls let us do it!!

Jungkook:
No i'm too scared he'll fall for your trap
and then I'll get my feelings hurt!! 😭
Let me be booboo the fool in PEACE! 😩

Jimin:
Omg get over yourself bitch💀
We're going through with this
whether you like it or not!!

Jin:
Come on Kookie... It'll test if you're
actually "special" to him or whatever
delusional shit you said earlier 🤠

Jungkook:
Fine... 😞
Ugh I'm so nervous

Jin:

Jimin:
I have a backup account that we can
use. Lemme just change the profile
to this pretty girl i went to school with.

Jin:
Can't wait to expose him!! 🤩
Down with the fuckboys!!

Jungkook:
SHUT UP! He's actually really nice!
He won't fall for it... i hope 🥺

Jimin:
Okay my fellow cock suckers what
do we think?? Is she passable?? 🤔

Jimin:

Jin:
Skinny!!

Jungkook:
Great she's pretty and closer to his age 😔
It really is over for me omg i'm CRYING

Jimin:
Ok you sit tight now!!
We'll keep you updated sis

Jin:
Gay power! 😻👌

Jungkook:
Guess i'll just prepare for my
inevitable meltdown 😊😊😊

Bros Before Hoes 🤪

Yoongi:
Taehyung bro we gotta talk

Tae:
???

Yoongi:
It's about Jungkook

Namjoon:
I stan Jungkook 😍👌

Tae:
What about him? And watch it Joon
you've been tweeting him too much 😒

Hobi:
You've been acting so weird
with him bro. I mean you haven't
hooked up with anyone in weeks.
Is he your boyfriend or what? 🤔

Tae:
No! He's just my friend 😑

Yoongi:
But do you wanna be
more than friends? 👀

Tae:
Idk bro... i like him but i don't
wanna get rejected or something lol

Hobi:
Are you boyfriend material though man?
I mean look at your past "relationships"...

Tae:
Stfu i was stupid back then.
I've matured and shit now 🙄

Yoongi:
That's a lie and you know it lmao.
We're just concerned bc Jungkook seems
nice and you might end up hurting him.

Tae:
Nah i'd never hurt him.
He's my baby boy 😥

Hobi:
We'd hope so but ya never know. You've
cheated in the past and led people on 😬

Tae:
I know ok!! But Jungkook is different
i promise. Like the other day some
dude hit me up on Tinder and wanted
to hookup but i turned him down.

Namjoon:
Why were you on Tinder
in the first place hmm? 🗿

Tae:
I still have the app but i don't use it.
That's besides the point anyways!

Namjoon:
He's lying your honor! 🤧

Tae:
Go worry about figuring out your
sexuality then get back to me 🖕

Namjoon:

Hobi:
Joon you need to stop following
those gay twitter accounts 😂

Yoongi:
Alright whatever you say Tae.
So you haven't hooked up with
a single person ever since you
started talking to Jungkook?

Tae:
Well i DID fuck this one chick with
huge tits the day after i met Kookie but
that was before we really got to know
each other. I just wanted nudes out of
him at first but it got complicated 😫

Tae:
It wouldn't feel right talking to other
people. He's such a sweetheart tbh 🥵

Hobi:
Yep you've fallen for him

Tae:
Why does it gotta be with someone
over the internet though? 😣

Namjoon:
She's in love! 🤩🤙

Yoongi:
*he's

Namjoon:
That's not the point i-
Yeah imma go now 🗿

Hobi:
Have fun jacking off to gay porn 😂

Tae:
I'm gonna go too. I should try facetiming
my baby again. Maybe i'll get lucky and
he'll finally show me his ass 😍🤤

Yoongi:
Good luck with that bro. What are
the odds you fall for a prude 🤣

Tae:
Jungkook's not a prude.
He's just playing hard to get 😩

Namjoon:
We love a queen that
knows her worth 😍🙌

Tae:
Joon you've gotten so weird 🙄
Anyways later my dudes!

⠀⠀With a few hours to kill before a meeting he had at work this evening, Taehyung turned on his Playstation to chill for a bit. Waiting for the game to load, Taehyung pulled out his phone and attempted to message Jungkook when he received a message from a stranger. A pretty stranger at that.

Untitled Direct Message

Jennie:
Heyyy 😊💕

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Finally back with another chapter. I missed you my sistrens. 😭 Ugh Jin and Jimin are so messy. We'll see how this shit goes. 😩

It hasn't even been a week and this story went from under 20k reads to over 30k... what the actual fuck!! 🤭 I mean i'm grateful but so shocked with how this story keeps growing. It was supposed to be a side fic yet it might end up more popular than Cam Boy 🤥