The Three Bottoms π
Jimin:
Kook trying to act masc π
I HAVE to laugh!
Jungkook:
Shut up bitch!
I'm multifaceted π
Jin:
Kook you're doing amazing sweetie π€³
That flop Jimin could never
Jimin:
You never told us about how your
talk with my future daddy went? π
Jungkook:
He may be a fuckboy
but he's MY fuckboy! π‘
And the talk went fine...
Jin:
Hey now don't be so stingy with
your tea! I am parchedT so SPILL!
Jungkook:
We talked things out and it was all a
misunderstanding. That Yoona girl is
just a friend and we actually had a
deep convo for once!! Well sort of π€§
Jin:
aww π this is a win for
the gays and gays ONLY! π€
Jimin:
ok but have you seen
his dick yet Brenda?? πΏ
Jungkook:
NO! And even if i did best
believe you cum guzzling whores
wouldn't get to see it π
Jin:
don't be homophobic! as gays we must
stick together and share dick pics sis!! π€
Jimin:
Jungkook:
8 inches (allegedly) and it's all mine! ππ
Jin:
Have fun getting torn in half and limping!
Jimin:
You can relate! π
Jin:
Jimin stfu before i fly my ass to
your town and fuck you! Won't be
calling me a bottom after that! π
Jimin:
Sorry sis i don't have a double sided dildo π’
Two bottoms don't make a top π
Jin:
π€‘π
Jimin:
Me when Jin comes over:
Jungkook:
πππ
Guys Tae asked if we could facetime
one of these days... Marty i'm scared!
Jin:
Wig fucking FLEW bitch!
You said yes RIGHT??
Jimin:
Omg you can see his dick in
motion! Loving this concept! π
Jungkook:
I said maybe πΏ
Jin:
Ok that's IT. Turn in your
gay card RIGHT NOW! π‘π‘
I've had ENOUGH!
Jungkook:
Omg shut up i probably will!! I just want
to get to know him some more first is all.
I'm getting more confident talking to
him though! I'm not as shy anymore!! π€©
Jimin:
We love progression π
Jin:
I'm so proud of my good sis π Next
thing i know you're gonna be sending
him pics of your hole and talking about
how you wanna eat his cummies ππ
Jungkook:
BYEEE. Y'all already know
i'm only a hoe in my mind π©
Jimin:
Jinnie and I can't relate πΏ
Jin:
yeah what the bottom said π€
and when are we meeting Taehyung??
Put us in a DM with him!
Jungkook:
ughhh ok maybe. Gonna have to ask
him first if it's ok and you gotta
promise not to embarrass me! π
Jimin:
We can't make any promises but yes go do that! And toodles whores i have PLANS! πββοΈ
Jin:
Grindr dates don't count as plans sis π€§
Jimin:
yeah that block button
is looking real good rn...
Jungkook:
bye my loves! π
Kookie and TaeTae π
Jungkook:
Gracing you with my presence π
Tae:
Grace me with some pics of that
ass while you're at it baby boy π€€
Jungkook:
Not happening π
Tae:
You'll come around eventually π
So wyd??
Jungkook:
Well i'm supposed to be working on editing
these photos i took for my photography class
but procrastination is my best friend ππ€
Jungkook:
What about you?
Tae:
Taking a bath
Jungkook:
Um what
Tae:
No seriously! Look:
Jungkook:
Aww cute π This is so pure π
Tae:
Yeah i busted a fat nut watching
lesbian porn and had to clean up π
Jungkook:
Tae:
Nah i'm just kidding π
I'm actually pretty sore from
the gym and wanted to relax.
Jungkook:
Aww hope you feel better π
Tae:
I'd love to make you sore too
if you know what i mean π
Jungkook:
Nvm hope you never recover πΏ
Tae:
Mmmm i like when you're sassy π
Jungkook:
Ok but seriously i gotta
favor to ask of you πππ
Tae:
Anything for my baby π
Jungkook:
So 2 of my twitter friends wanna get put in
a group chat with us so they can get to know
you! They're a little protective i guess π©
Tae:
Yeah i'm down!
But you gotta do me a favor too π
Jungkook:
If it's nudes then NO!
Tae:
I wish π But nah i want you to meet my
friends too! They're curious about you!
Jungkook:
Okie dokie! Sounds like a plan π
Tae:
Chill... Hey since i'm in the tub want me
to send you some pics of my dick? ππ¦
Jungkook:
Oh wow suddenly doing my photography
homework sounds really appealing now
Tae:
Kookie come on π©
Let me show off
Jungkook:
I'm OUTTA here!
Enjoy your bath old man! π
Tae:
Wish you could join me π
Bye πππ
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Sorry for having the worst endings π© Idk how to end these chapters tbh. Cliffhangers don't really work that often in text books imo but it's whatever i guess.
I'm so glad you guys are liking this book π It gives me more confidence in writing comedy π
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