The Three Bottoms π
Jungkook:
Should've known he was talking
to other girls this whole time. π
Jimin:
Damn ma is it that serious
Jin:
Maybe you guys can
be a throuple? ππ€
Jungkook:
HATING that concept!
Jimin:
I checked her profile and she's 27
and a nurse π Wig she's a cougar!
Jungkook:
And I'm a jobless college kid π
How can I compete with that?
Jin:
She's probably his sugar mama πΈ
Have him use her money to buy us Ari
concert tickets!! Ugh my scamming mind!
Jungkook:
Jimin:
Aww Kookie don't be sad!!
Want me to have my followers
attack him? Lemme photoshop
some fake homophobic tweets! π€©
Jin:
#KimTaehyungIsOverParty
Let's get it trending hunties π€ͺ
Jungkook:
I should be petty and send her
screenshots of our convos π
Jin:
Kook being petty?
I love this song!
Jimin:
To be fair you can't be mad at him
Jungkook. You ghosted him and
it's not like you guys were ever an
item. π Don't be that clingy bitch!
Jin:
Yeah you dumb homo!
Yes I just switched my opinion like
a fake ass bitch and what of it? πΏ
Jimin:
Yeah you sure do switch
a lot for being a top π€§
Jin:
Get new material sweaty! π€
Jungkook:
Let me be a drama queen!!
ugh i wish he wasn't such a fuckboy
We'd be so cute together ππ
Jin:
Then put on your big girl panties and TALK
TO HIM. Boys are fucking MORONS. You
have to be DIRECT about your feelings to
them!! Omg you gays sometimes i swear π
Jungkook:
But I'm SCARED
Jimin:
Go make that dick yours sis π£
Alexa play Deepthroat by cupcakKe
Jungkook:
Fiiiiiine i'll go talk to him
Can't wait to have a meltdown
when he blocks me πππ
Jin:
If all else fails send him this:
Jimin:
Found what tattoo i'm getting ππ
Jungkook:
I hate you both BYE π©
Jungkook Message Me Back!
Jungkook:
Hi...
Tae:
JUNGKOOK!! π±π
@KimTaehyung changed the name of the
chat to Kookie and TaeTae π!
Jungkook:
I'm gonna keep this simple-
I don't know what's going on
between you and this Yoona girl
but i wish you guys the best π
Tae:
...
Jungkook:
I don't really know what we were
but i wish you would've at least told me
you were talking to someone else Tae... π
Tae:
What are you talking about? π
Jungkook:
Isn't she your girlfriend or something? π
Tae:
NO lmaoooo
She's my friend's sister
Jungkook:
Wow ok i look stupid πΏ
Tae:
Tbh i only tweeted that
to get your attention π
Jungkook:
i-
WHY?
Tae:
Because you've been
ignoring me for no reason!
Jungkook:
I have my reasons π€
Tae:
Which are...?
Jungkook:
I'd rather not say.
It's stupid and petty πͺ
Tae:
Was it something i said??
Whatever it is i'm sorry! π’
Jungkook:
Well kind of...
Tae:
Please tell me baby π
I wanna know what i did wrong.
Jungkook:
Ugh you're SO gonna judge me but when
you told me you wanted to get to know me
better i thought you were being serious.
Jungkook:
And i got more excited than i
should've when you said that so i got
a little upset when you were joking i
guess. Omg this is so embarrassing π
Jungkook:
I understand if you don't
wanna talk to me now π
Tae:
Aww baby don't be embarrassed π©
And about that... I was being serious!!
I just kind of played it off as a joke
because i thought i'd scare you off? Idk...
Tae:
I like talking to you a lot and
don't wanna rush things i guess??
Tae:
wait shit i shouldn't have said that π€
Jungkook:
Omg nooooo!! I wanna get to
know you better too!! But i thought
maybe you just saw this is a cute
little fling? Idk how to word it... π₯Ί
Jungkook:
But i like talking to you
a lot too TaeTae πππ
Tae:
You're so fucking precious
my heart can't take it π©
Jungkook:
πππππ
Tae:
So are we good again?
You're not mad anymore? π₯Ί
Jungkook:
I was never mad just upset i guess but
let's pretend that never happened ok πΏ
Tae:
Yay i missed you baby boy π
Jungkook:
I missed you too old man π
Tae:
22 isn't old!! π€
You better be nice before
daddy punishes you π
Jungkook:
Here you go with that daddy shit π
Lowkey missed your pervertedness tho π
Tae:
I always knew you secretly loved it π
Tae:
So let's get to know each other better then?
Jungkook:
Yes!! Ask me whatever π
Tae:
Do you spit or swallow? π
@HBICKook has left the chat!
Tae:
Wait no i was joking!! π©
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Will Taehyungie ever learn? π
Hope you enjoyed this quick update and have a good remainder of your weekend! π
I uwu'd and laughed at the same time?? I love my babies so much. π©π
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