Bros Before Hoes 🤪

Hobi:
Tae who do you miss? 👀

Tae:
isn't it obvious? Jungkook...

Yoongi:
Did you scare him off? 😂

Tae:
Idk but i think he's mad at me.
He hasn't replied to me in days 💔

Namjoon:
He might be busy watching
that Rupaul's Drag Race 🤔

Yoongi:
Let's not confuse him with you Joon

Namjoon:
Stfu bitch

Hobi:
Maybe he's talking to another boy 🤣

Tae:
Nah man he's not like that...
I must've said something that
rubbed him the wrong way 😣

Yoongi:
Like that you want him
to rub your dick? lmao

Hobi:
What's the big deal anyway bro?
You said he wouldn't send you nudes.
You usually dip if you can't get any 🤪

Tae:
Yeah he's attractive but i
honestly liked talking to him
tbh. Idk how to explain it

Yoongi:
Yep you're definitely falling for him 😒

Tae:
Dude I'm NOT! I barely know him!
Only hooking up with people gets old
after a while. Sometimes you just want
someone to talk to about meaningful shit.

Hobi:
Bro that's so gay lmfao

Tae:
Duh Hobi i like to fuck guys in
the ass. That's as gay as it gets 🙄

Yoongi:
Fucking dumbass 😂

Hobi:

Tae:
I think i approached him the wrong way.
He probably thinks i'm such a tool smh 😩

Namjoon:
Tea

Hobi:
Huh???

Tae:
Joon you get gayer every day.
You're using words that
I only see Jungkook use 🧐

Namjoon:
Fuck sorry I followed some
dude named Jin who's hilarious.
Guess his tweets are rubbing off on me 😅

Yoongi:
More like you stalked him 🙃

Hobi:
Wow the evidence is really adding up 🤥

Tae:
Guys stop before he leaves again lmao

Namjoon:
😑😑😑

Tae:
I think i come off as a fuckboy tbh 😬
Like i wanted to have deeper convos with
him but idk how so i resorted to flirting
and trying to make him laugh 😫😫😫

Yoongi:
Guess you're gonna have do
something to get his attention then 😏

Tae:
Like...?

Yoongi:
Tweet something that'll
make him jealous 🤪🤟

Tae:
Idk will that even work?
Might make him more mad? ☹️

Hobi:
Yeah do it bro!

Tae:
Alright...
Where tf did Namjoon go?

Namjoon:
Sorry i was listening to some
Mariah Carey song. I didn't
know her music was this good?

Hobi:
Smh you're gayer than Tae at this
point and he's the one that likes dick...

Namjoon:
Oh fuck off!

Tae:
Okay fellas i tweeted it.
Hope it works 😰

Yoongi:
That'll definitely make him jealous 😂

The Three Bottoms 🌈

Jimin:
Jin looks great here 😊

Jin:
You TRIED IT bitch!
Not my fault you post
draggable selfies like that.
You did it to yourself sis! 🤠

Jimin:
Imagine being a 24-year-old grown
man on stan twitter. Don't you got
a retirement home to live in? 👴🏼

Jungkook:

Jin:
Ironic that Jimin is calling me old when
he's let enough men inside him that he's
gonna need to get prostate exams by 25 😃

Jimin:
Guess I'll see you there you closeted bottom 🖕

Jungkook:
So glad I can't relate to you thots 💋

Jin:
Not when you've probably sent pics of
your ass to Taehyung 3 times already 💀

Jungkook:
I stopped talking to him actually

Jimin:
Um ok?? And you're just now
telling us this because??? 😠

Jin:
My mug is waiting to be filled with tea hunny

Jungkook:
I know I said I was ok with getting
played but i lied. 😭 I feel like if i keep
talking to him i'm gonna get attached...
i don't wanna make that mistake again.

Jungkook:
So I decided to ghost him
before he ghosts me 😔

Jimin:
But sis he was so hot!!
You're just gonna let his fine ass go?? 😢

Jungkook:
I know but it's obvious he doesn't take
this whole thing seriously. Probably just
wants some nudes and a quick fuck 😞

Jin:
Aww Kookie baby I'm sorry 😭💔
At least you're cutting him off
before you catch feelings 👏
Ugh a legend we STAN!

Jimin:
You couldn't have at least gotten
some dick pics out of him first?!! 😪

Jungkook:
omfg shut up you whore 💀💀
His dick is supposedly 8 inches too 💔

Jin:
ok forget what i said KEEP TALKING
TO HIM YOU DUMB BITCH 🗣

Jungkook:
There's no hope for the gays 🙄

Jimin:
He's gonna be the one that got
away, I can FEEL it sis! You
rarely get good looks with a dick
size like that! Think about it!!

Jin:
EVERYONE STFU THE QUEEN IS
TALKING. GO TO TAEHYUNG'S PROFILE
RIGHT NOW KOOK! Biiiiiiiiitch the gag! 😱

Jimin:
men are pigs wbk 😔🤟
*continues to sick dick anyway*

Jungkook:
:(

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Yes I'm adding drama to this book, and what about it? FIGHT ME!

Have a good weekend, my loves. 💕