"And now, we've quickly arrived at the final barrier! The reality here is... that's it's a minefield!" Present Mic yelled, "It's set up so that you can tell where the mines are if you look carefully! So you have to exploit your eyes and legs!" With a sigh, you managed to get halfway through. I see... this gives people in first a disadvantage. Dickfaces. You heard the first explosion from far behind you.

'Dammit, those crackheads are already here.' You were almost at the finish line. With all of the excess noise, you couldn't sustain your quirk. It deactivated, which left you in the middle of a fucking minefield. You could cheetah your way through this, but if you're not fast enough, you could get caught up in the blast.
With a sigh, you decided against it. With agility, you sprang through the minefield, not fast, but with skill.

You heard the familiar explosions of Bakugo. You sneaked a peek behind you and saw both Todoroki and Bakugo fighting each other.

"Those dumb chucklefucks," you murmured, turning your head back around. Suddenly, with the strength of one hundred mega sharts, came a huge explosion. You stopped to turn around, seeing the pink smoke fly up into the air. Blinding light erupted from it. Everyone on the field froze.

"There's a huge explosion at the back!?" Present Mic exclaimed, "What's with that force?!" You shielded yourself from the blasts of wind. As everything died down a figure appeared through the smoke. Holy Jesus...
"Was it an accident, or did he do it on purpose? Class A's Midoriya is in hot pursuit with that blast!" He flew over Todoroki and Bakugo in no time.

"OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS TONIGHT!!" You exclaimed, changing animals and taking off.

The mines exploded behind you, but you paid no mind to that.

"Class A's L/n as sped up to try and put distance between them! Will Midoriya break through to first!?" You ran over the last of the mines. "L/n has cleared the minefield! But, Class A's Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki aren't that far behind!" Even though you began to lose speed because of using your quirk so much, you ran down the narrow corridor leading back into the arena.

"U.A. Sports Festival, first-year stage! Who could've predicted the developments at the beginning or this conclusion?" You heard the others behind you. "Right now, the first person back in the stadium is that girl... Y/n L/n's made a huge splash!" Confetti rained down from the sky as the crowd cheered louder. You ran out from the side of the arena and deactivated your quirk, leaning down to catch your growing breath.

'Damn... last time I put that much effort into running, I was tryna escape the cops for smuggling a penguin.' The others soon came after you.

"And now, they're finishing one after another! We'll make a list of the results later, but for now, good work!" You walked up to a panting Midoriya.

"Hey," you called, "Good job. I'm surprised. Thought you were as useless as diet water."

"L/n," he said, "Thank you. You were amazing too." You smiled brightly at him.

"Thanks, Dick Long." You walked away from him, taking a small break away from them. Looking up into the stands, you could see a group of heroes whispering amongst each other. You activated your quirk again.

"The villain's daughter placed first?"
"Unbelievable. She shouldn't be competing in the first place."
"Yeah. She may go on a rampage and kill even more students."
"Honestly, she should be disqualified."
"Maybe she cheated."
Wouldn't put it past her. She's basically a villain herself." You deactivated your quirk and walked away, a frown on your face.

"Douchenozzles," you hissed under your breath.

"The first game of the first-year stage is finally over," Midnight called down to the gathering students. "Now, take a look at the results!" A large screen appeared behind her.

1: Y/n Ln
2: Midoriya Izuku
3: Todoroki Shoto
4: Bakugo Katsuki
5: Class B: Ibara Shiozaki
6: Class B: Juzo Honenuki
7: Iida Tenya
8: Tokoyami Fumikage
9: Sero Hanta
10: Kirishima Eijiro
11: Class B: Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
12: Ojiro Mashirao
13: Class B: Awase Yosetsu
14: Asui Tsuyu
15: Sato Rikido

"The top 43 made it through to the next round," Midnight said, "It's unfortunate, but don't worry even if you didn't make it! We've prepared other chances for you to shine."

"Hey," Denki walked up to you, "Did you do anything to make Todoroki and Bakugo mad?" You quirked a brow.

"I won." You scoffed. "Why?"

"Because they haven't stopped glaring at you," he said awkwardly.

"Oh." You turned towards the two. "Well... mine eyes smell onions."

"Eh?" Denki blinked. Midnight whipped her flogger and the screen shuffled the games.

"Now then, here is the second game. I already know what it is, but what could it be? What could it be?"

'God I hope it's a Fortnite dancing competition. I'd floss the shit outta these noobz.'

"I just said it, and now here it is!" The screen settled. CAVALRY BATTLE!

"A cavalry battle? I'm bad at those..." Denki said from next to you.

"It's not an individual event, so I wonder how it'll work..." Asui said.

"Let me explain," Midnight said, turning to the screen which changed images.

"The participants can form teams of two to four people as they wish. It's basically the same as a regular cavalry battle, but the one thing that's different is..." As the others listened intently, you zoned out. Again.

'What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a hero license? And what is a hero license? But a constant reminder we are one dildo sporting villain away from oblivion. And what about the poor fleshlight? Empty, forever handy. Destined to an existential swim down the river of life to an unknowable destiny.'

"— and the point value assigned to first place is..." You managed to zone back in right in time to hear your value. "... ten million!" Hah? You felt everyones prickling stares on you and you felt like a cornered animal amongst dozens of predators.

"Oh ballsak."

"It's survival of the fittest, with a chance for those at the bottom to overthrow the top!" You let out a breath and calmed yourself. Things could always be worse... except this seemed pretty bad.

'Calm down. You're a bad bitch, ain't nobody gon' fuck with you.'

Everyone was gonna fuck with you.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}