Y/n: TIME TO FUCK A PUMPKIN

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YALL, don't forget, my 31 Days of Halloween is coming December 1st... cause I don't believe in punctuality.

ALSO!11!!!!111!!!1!! THE MY HERO ACADEMIA LEMONS ARE COMING THIS SUNDAY (probably)!!1111111!11!!!!11!!

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"... wooooOOooOoOooOoooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your scream slowly grew louder in the dorm.

"WAKE UP SPARK PLUG!!!!" You barged into Denki's room and promptly jumped on top of him. "GUESS WHAT TODAY IS."
He jumped at the sudden pressure and looked up at you groggily.

"... Thursday?"

"IT'S HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN FUCKER!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!"
You proceeded to wake up the entire dorm at 4 am. You had the entire class 1-A in the lounge room.

"Why are we up so early?" Uraraka asked, rubbing her eyes.

"BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GO ROB—I mean... GO TREAT OR TRICKING!!" You began to throw different costumes at everyone.

"It's trick or treating, Y/n-san," Todoroki softly corrected.

"Where the fuck did you get these shitty costumes?!" Bakugo angrily asked.

"Plot armor, bitch." You clapped your hands. "Alright!! I'm getting my costume on and I'll meet you guys at the entrance!"

...

"Uh... Y/n-chan?" Midoriya asked, face beet red. The girls were either looking away or blushing madly. The boys were slightly embarrassed. Denki and Sero loved it. You looked at all of them.

"What?"

"... what are you wearing?"




"... respect the drip, Karen."
Denki poked your balls.

"Dude, you're hung."

"Thanks, bro. I communicate with my dick."
He looked up at you.

"Bro... wanna go communicate later?"

"Dude, totally."

"What is going on..." Ojiro asked.

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"LET'S GOOO—!!! OOF!" You tripped over your balls and landed face-first on the ground.

"You okay?" Yaoyorozu helped you up, trying to avoid staring at your penis head.

"Yeah, I'm fine..." You said, hopping your feet back into your balls.

"This is fucking stupid," Bakugo said, playing with his collar.

"Shut it. Be a good boy and get candy," you snapped back.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A GOOD BOY?!?!"

"I AM BITCH FIGHT ME!!!"

"IM NOT FIGHTING YOU IN A DICK COSTUME!!!!"

"FINE BITCH!" You ripped off the dick off your body. Now, in all of your naked glory, you stood... out in public.

"Y/N-CHAN!!!" Midoriya screeched, soul leaving his body.

"COME AT ME, GOOD BOY!!!"
That's how you and Bakugo got into a fistfight in the middle of the street, and you got arrested for indecency.

~
The officer sighed.

"Back here again, huh?" He asked you, uncuffing you.

"Well, It's been a while, at least."

"... it's been two years."

"Two long years."

~
"WHAT'S UP SLUTS, GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON?!?!"

"Yo!" Sero greeted from the couch.

"How was prison?" Denki asked, turning around. You threw yourself across the cushions.

"Eh... it was boring... I found the guy I stabbed a few times."

"What did you do?" Sero asked. You shrugged.

"Said hello, stabbed him a few more times, got put in isolation... ya know, living the dream," you replied.

"What could you even stab him with?" Kirishima asked, magically appearing on the cushion seat next to you.

"Well, the first set of stabs a few years ago, I used some bones I forged from animal carcasses... this time, I stabbed him with my one toenail that I've been growing out."

"Dude, that's gnarly," Denki said with a smile. You both high fived each other.

"Speaking of bones, where's Bakuhoe? I have a bone to stab him—I mean, pick with him." You sat up.

"I'M RIGHT HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" The angry pomeranian walked out into the lounge room in his casual clothes.

"Ah, there you are, BakuBitch."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH, BITCH!?!?!?!?"

"Sorry, BakuShit."

"COME HERE!!!!!!"
Explosions and yells echoed through the dorm. Bakugo kept trying to blow you up and you avoided him like the pro you are.

"STAY STILL, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!" His explosion came close to your body, but you luckily sidestepped it.

"YOU ALMOST KILLED ME, BAKUDICK!!!!"

"STOP GIVING ME SHITTY NICKNAMES, CRAZY BITCH!!!!!"

"SUE ME, BAKUKINK!!!!!"

"Damn... they could write a rap battle..." Sero said. ;)))

"... do you think Bakugo could blow Y/n's clothes off—"

"UNMANLY TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~
"So, Y/n-chan, since you were in prison for two days, we got you candy—"

"GHGUJGIGHDHFGUHIGO SJHNDAJA GHFKDJF *SNORT* FGJKLADLDKAS." You slid across the table while stuffing KitKats up your nose.

"Is Y/n-chan okay?" Midoriya asked, watching you from across the room.

"She's fine," Sero said with a smile. "She has a history of being a goblin, don't worry."

"Y/n-chan, please slow down... you'll choke," Asui said, watching you trying to swallow the candies whole, wrappers and all.

"Mrrprhprhrhrgrgrmhrpgmrhgmrhmrprmmgrphhmrhprgmrphmrp," you said. The girls looked at each other in confusion.

"She said she wants to see if her poop will be tied together with the wrappers when she takes a dump," Denki said.

"YOU UNDERSTOOD HER?!?!?!?"
Denki and you fist-bumped each other.

"We love a good fisting," Denki said with a smirk. You forced the candy down your throat.

"Dude, I would totally fist you."

"Dude, I would let you."
You two stared at each other for a few seconds.

"... your room or mine?" You asked.

"... mine," Denki replied. Like lightening, you picked him up bridal style and ran to your room.

...

"..."

"Ahh~! Right-right there~!"

"That was fast," Sero said, unwrapping a candy. Midoriya covered his Precious™️Wholesome™️Innocent™️Bby™️Broccoli ears.

"Hehe~ maybe I can ask Y/n to let me fist her—"

"UNMANLY TALK!!!!"
Todoroki sighed from the wall he was leaning on.

"How childish..."

"Ahh! Ngh~! Harder! Deeper~! Pl-please!!"

"YEAH. TAKE IT YOU CORD SLUT."
Everyone decided to sleep on the other side of the dorm. You and Denki had a very looooong night. Let's just say his asshole was wider and deeper than the abysmal pit of self-loathing you put yourself in.

"... Hey, Denki?" You asked, looking over at the nude minor.

"Yeah?" He replied breathlessly.

"Next Halloween, do you want to dress up as a vagina to accompany my penis?"
A giant smile appeared on the blond's face.

"Dude... I would love to..."
You took his hand in yours and kissed the back of it.

"... what the fuck does this have to do with Halloween, by the way?"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!


Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}

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