Y/n: POWER UP MOFO

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"??? There??? Are??? Only??? Twelve??? Zodiacs???"
Nada dropped her arms and deadpanned at you.

"You do realize the western zodiacs aren't the only zodiacs of the world, right?"

"I only know of the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz, 2016."

"... oh lord you're stupid."

"Yes, I am aware I suffer from an extreme case of dumbass, thank you."
Nada sighed and began pointing to the orbs separately.

"Of the Western Zodiac, you have the options of Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces." As she said each zodiac, orbs would move in front of you, showing off their sign.

"I feel like I'm at an auction."

"But wait, there's more!"

"Now I'm in an infomercial."

"Of the Chinese Zodiac, you have the options of the Rat, Bull, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, and Monkey. Of the Celtic Zodiac, you have the options of the Cat, Fox, Wolf, and Hawk."

"Damn, why y'all gotta do the Celtic Zodiac like that?"
Nada ignored your words and continued on.

"You have the maximum of six zodiacs. Each one grants a special quirk for your benefit. However, you can only use one for five minutes and you have to wait seven to be able to switch zodiacs. A fair trade."

"What if I'm in a life or death situation?"

"Better choose wisely."

"... I choose death."

"Then perish."

"no u."
Nada blinked before sighing again.

"God, she picked such an idiot."

"Okay, you keep saying 'she' and I have no idea who you're talking about."
Nada looked at you.

"Someone who was very important to you, but you forgot about her... or rather, she wanted you to forget about her," she replied cryptically. You thought for a moment.

"... oh my god..." You gasped. Nada's eyes widened. Did you finally remember?

"You're talking about my will to live!"

"... no."

"Oh..." You deflated.

"Tell me, Y/n, which six zodiacs do you want?"

"Of the Chinese Zodiacs:"

"And of the Celtic Zodiac:"

You stared at all of them, amazed.

"Choose six wisely, Y/n. Please remember each of these zodiac abilities are special, and should not be taken advantage of," Nada warned. You nodded.

"Yes," You nodded, "I know." You looked at all of the orbs, lips pursing.

"How long do I have to choose?"

"However long it takes."
You sighed and thought over all of the orbs and zodiacs.

"Then, I'll do three Western Zodiacs, two Chinese Zodiacs, and one Celtic," you decided. Nada nodded.

"Narrow the choices down wisely."
You hummed.

"Then, I'll pick Aries, Leo, and Virgo. For the Chinese Zodiac, I'll pick the Dragon and Horse. And I'll pick the Celtic Wolf Zodiac."

"Are you sure?" She inquired, "Once you own them, your old quirk will forever be gone, and you cannot reverse it."
You nodded.

"I'm sure."

"Very well."
A clear orb floated down to you and entered through your chest. You felt all of your energy escape you and you collapsed to the floor. The six orbs then flew into you, and your energy restoredโ€”greater than what it was.

"Dude! I feel like I drank three five-hour energy's, two cups of espresso coffee, eight cans of Red Bull, and snorted ten pounds of coke!!"

"... //sigh//..."
You looked at your hands, seeing your skin glow.

"So... have other people gotten the zodiac quirks?" You asked. She nodded.

"Yes. A few people have. I'm assuming you'll meet them out in the field," she replied.

"Wait... I'll meet them?"

"Yes. Why do you think some of the zodiacs were missing? You were the first person to take six."

"... holy shit..." You breathed. "I'm famous!"
Nada face palmed.

"Get out of here."

~
"Why should I employ you?"

"Cause I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get."
A famous female hero sat in front of her, arms crossed.

"Why should I let someone who joined the League of Villains into my agency?"

"Because I'm no longer with the League of Villains."

"You're a sly piece of shit, aren't you?"

"Only on the weekdays, baby."

"What about on the weekends?"

"I'm free."

"... did you just hit on yourself for me?"

"... maybe."
She sighed as a piece of paper materialized in her hand.

"If you work at my agency, you'll probably see agents from Sir Nighteye's agency as well. I'm aware that U.A's Big Three Mirio Togata is under his guidance as well."

'I think Midoriya wanted to go there as well.' You thought.

"Are you sure you're prepared for the responsibility that comes with the job?"

"Absolutely not, but I'll adapt."

"You might get injured or die."

"Thank god. Finally."
She sighed and leaned back in her chair.

"Fine. Get out."

"Hey, Nada said that too!"

"GET OUT!!!"

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"NO WAY!!! YOU GOT EMPLOYED AT REALITI'S AGENCY!?!?!?!?" Midoryia yelled, practically in your lap.

"Well, yeah. I saw an awesome ad in the paper for it," you replied, patting Midoriya's head.

"Huh? Realiti's agency wasn't advertised," he popped up, looking at you curiously. You blinked back at him like you were giving him morse code.

"It wasn't? But it was in the newspaper?"

"What edition were you reading?" Iida asked.

"Were you even reading the newspaper?" Denki added.

"Oh shut it, you vibrating dildo, of course I was reading the newspaper!" You yelled. You leaned back on the couch and thought for a moment.

'That doesn't make any sense... it should've been in all newspapers... what did I read? Did I enter another reality? Is it the Mandela Effect and I hallucinated?' You shook your head when a headache began to form at the back of your head.

'Why does my head feel all muddy? It's like I'm forgetting something, but I don't know what...' The more you thought, the more your face scrunched up.

"Uh, Y/n?" Sero called out worryingly, "Do you have to go to the bathroom? You look constipated." You thought for a moment more.

"Yeah, I'm gonna go blow up the toilets, see you later!"
The others watched you leave in slight concern.

"Hey, you think she's alright?" Kirishima asked.

"She's probably fine."

Meanwhile, with you on the toilet:

'If I shit out a huge turd... is that the size of dick I can take?'





Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}

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