Y/n: MOTHERFU-

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Yo if any of y'all draw can y'all draw Dabi and Y/n?
I can't pay you with money, but I'll pay you with love and respect—which honestly is worth more cause I don't respect or love a lot of people lolol.

~
You heard someone groan from behind you. You turned your head and saw some of the other villains join you on the ledge.

"I mean, I don't like this. It's not cute," Toga said, fiddling with her mask. Your eyes trailed over to the villain standing next to her.

"This was orchestrated by the designer behind the scenes, right?" He asked. You didn't know his name. "Appearances don't matter as long as it makes sense."
You shifted between your feet, hands comping to clasp each other in front of you.

"I don't like this," you whispered, "I wouldn't even do this for Scooby snacks. Hell, I wouldn't even do this for some molly."
Dabi glanced at you from the corner of his eyes.

"Then why are you doing this?"

"I don't want to die." Your reply was instantaneous.

"Hm." His eyes moved away from you.

"Work... work..."
You turned your head to see Moonfish. A tall ass man who wears a black straitjacket that only leaves his mouth exposed.

"Oh god and I thought I looked crazy is Tartarus," you said. Magne, Mustard, and Muscular also had joined you.

"That makes eight," Dabi said.

"I don't care, just let me at 'em. I'm getting to pumped up," Muscular said, flexing his fingers.

"Shut up, you crazy bastards," Dabi said, turning his head. "Not yet... we'll move when all ten of us are here."
You leaned forward and saw a shit-eating grin stretch across his face.

"Okay Nipple Boy, you have absolutely no right to say that shit," you quickly said.

"Oh? Aren't you Y/n L/n? I've heard so much about you." Muscular walked up to you and got his masked face all up in yo grill.

"Okay your mask doesn't do shit cause I still smell ya stank breath all the way from here," you said, pinching your nose and turning away from him. His arm reached out to grab your shoulder. You looked down and saw the muscles of his arm grow larger.

"Come on, fight me! I'm itching to get down there—this is the best I can do!" Bulging pink muscles surrounded his arm.

"Okay, your arm either looks like salami or a skinned penis and I don't know which one I'd prefer," you said. He removed his hand from your shoulder and instead reeled back.

'Oh boy.'

You dodged around him to avoid his fist which somehow managed to stay hovering over the ground. Don't want them finding out beforehand.

"Nice try, Skinless Penis," you said from behind him. "I can see that shit from a mile away." He turned to you, blatantly ignoring your words and attempting to punch you.

'For god's sake.'

You caught his fist and fought against him. When he pushed harder against him, you suddenly released the strain. He went falling into you.

Your head connected with his, sending him falling backwards.

"DUDE!! FUCK!" You yelled, rubbing your head. "HOW HARD IS YOUR DAMN HEAD?! NO WONDER YOU DON'T THINK! DAMN!" You rubbed your forehead vigorously, trying to ease the aching pain.

"Enough. Save that for tomorrow night," Dabi scolded.

"L/n," Spinner called, "You helped Stain during the Hosu attack."
A scowl presented itself on your face.

"And?"

"Why are you in the League of Villains?" He asked, "Do you follow Stain's ideals?"

That's right.
You helped a mass murderer.
Everyone must think you agree with him.
Everyone must think you're worse than him.

"Why is it any of your business?" You strained through gritted teeth, "Besides, I don't care what Stain stood for. He's in jail, Reptilian Fucker."
Spinner's eyes narrowed beneath his bandana—one that looked awfully like Stain's.

"You... what's your true goal here?"

"To stay alive," you replied, "And if that means treading over the dead bodies of those who try to restrain me, then so be it."
Spinner reached behind him and grabbed the handle of his big ass sword. You activated your quirk.

"Ooh! Y/n and Spinner are gonna fight!" Toga exclaimed, "I wonder who's stronger—or who'll draw the most blood."

"Enough." Dabi slid in between you two and blocked your vision from him. "We're here for one reason and one reason only. Fighting each other is not one of them. Settle this on your own time."
You deactivated your quirk and spit.

"Try me one more time, Reptilian Fucker, and I won't hesitate to make your skin my next rug."

~
A little while after that, Twice and Compress soon joined you. All ten of you split off to do your own thing—ya know, murder children. Everyone thought it was wise to leave you with Dabi—who had some semblance of control over you and your tendency to get hostile. Not like he's any better, though.

"Why the hell do I attract the assholes, seriously. It's like they have an anal relapse and half of their shithole is sticking out. Except they're the shithole," you complained while Dabi listened silently next to you. "Muscular trying to play me like I'm a lowly ligament, that fucker needs to go through some reconstruction surgery before he tries to pull a Freaky Friday on me."
Dabi sighed.

"Why do I always get partnered with the freak?" He murmured.

"Okay bitch then you can be partners with my fist after I punch you in the face."
It grew silent between the two of you.

"Is that the reason why most of them are here?" Your fat mouth opened. "Because Of Stain?"

"Yeah. First, we make the public lose trust in heroes," he said, "Then we crush the hero society."

"That's brash as hell, but damn..."

"I kinda like it."

'Are you getting off on murder what the fuck is wrong with you.'

"We wait until they're vulnerable," he said, sitting down against a tree. "Until then, keep quiet."
You looked into the camera like you were on The Office.

'Hohohohoho hehehehehhe huehuehuehue.'
You plopped next to him, legs criss cross. A large smile broke out on your face, almost splitting your head open.

"I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney~ With a baseball bat and a 4x4, no more purple dinosaur."
Dabi didn't even look at you, face never changing.

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world~ Life is plastic, it's fantastic~ You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere~ Imagination, life if your creation—COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY."
Dabi let out a silent sigh.

"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody looking forward to the weekend weekend—yesterday was Thursday, Thursday~ Today it is Friday, Friday~ We-we-we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes aFtErWaRdS. I don't want this weekend to eeeennnnnddddd~"
You saw his eye twitch slightly. Your smirk widened.

"... the snow glows white on the mountain tonight—"

The other villains looked on in wonder as a tornado of blue flames rocketed into the sky.


Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}

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