Y/n: Boned

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"So why am I here?" You asked, looking around the training area. Bakugo, All Might, and Midoriya were also there.

"I want you and Young Bakguo to attack Midoriya."

"FINE BY ME!"
You and Bakugo immediately launched at him.

"AHH! WAIT WAIT WAIT, I'M NOT READY YET!" Midoriya quickly activated his quirk before you and him could deck him in the face.

"WHAT'S THE MATTER? SCARED??" Bakugo yelled, exploding his quirk directly and Midoriya who dodged. You came up behind him with your giant mallet in hand.

"HOLE IN ONE, MOTHERFUCKA!!!"
He let out a screech as you hammered him into the opposite wall.

"Damn, should've hit him harder."

~
During the night, some of the Class B students gathered at the dorms to mingle. You were in the kitchen shoving an entire turkey down your throat.

"... what are you doing--?"
You turned, and locked eyes with Midoriya.

"Uh... having a light snack."

"How are you talking with that in your mouth?"

"Actually it's *you're."

"This is a verbal conversation--"
You swallowed the entire rotisserie chicken, bones and all.

"So, what'd you want?"
Midoriya had to think for a moment to remember what it was he wanted to say.

"When you first discovered your quirk, how did you go about manifesting all of it?" He asked. You hummed a bit.

"Hmmm... when I first discovered my quirk?" You repeated quietly. "Well... uh..." Your mind drew a blank.

"I think I just kinda... went through trial and error," you said, placing your fingers on your chin. "Which ended up badly in some cases--but that's how I learned to control it. I think." Midoriya nodded, taking in your words.

"So what you're saying is, accidents are bound to happen?"

"Well, accidents can happen whether you can control your quirk or not," you replied, leaning against the counter. "It's just a matter of how it affects others and yourself." Midoriya didn't seem too hopeful with that.

"Just know whatever happens with the unknowing's of your quirk, it's not your fault. We all know if you could control it, you would."
Midoriya nodded at your words.

"Right. Thank you, Y/n."

~
It was later the next night; the sun had gone down, and it was snowing. Now going into the winter, the temperature had gone down as well. You snuck out of the dorms to sit on top of a building. It's been a while since you've done that. Looking up at the dark sky, snow landed on your face. You weren't cold. In fact, you felt pretty calm.

'Hm... I wonder how I'm gonna shit out those chicken bones... that's gonna be fun.' You thought. That's when you heard the rumbling of water from the city. Your eyes closed automatically.

"I had to jinx it, didn't I." You reopened them and looked around. Your eyes then saw a giant wave of water glide through the streets. You blinked at it.

'Huh?' You could hear several exclaims and cries of the people below. With a roll of your eyes, you flopped back down onto your back. A giant yacht appeared in the sky and crashed down on top of the quirk users, who let out screeches of getting crushed.

'Alright, I contributed enough.' You clasped your hands behind your head and focused on the sky. You almost dozed off, eyes closing for a few minutes. Even when buildings were being destroyed and fighting was going on below you, that didn't stop you from almost falling asleep. It wasn't until one of the attacks hit the building you were resting on and jolted you into a startled consciousness.

'... shit the bone's coming out—' You snapped up and looked around, eyes zooming in to the streets below like a Canon Camera. That's when you saw the group of troublemakers below.

'... ykw I can dig it.' You launched from the building and side tackled one of the perps, sending him flying into a building.

"EH?! WHAT WAS THAT?" The main one exclaimed. When the smoke cleared you walked out, yawning with an unconscious criminal in your grasp.

"Evening," you greeted with a wave. Your eyes then went over to Bakugo and Shoto, who were there conveniently. "OHHH HI YOU TWO!" You grinned.

"Stay out of this!" The main criminal (I do not know his name I'm sorry) yelled, shooting out carbonated water at you. You just raised a brow.

"Is this motherfucker serious?"
The yacht appeared again above their heads and froze in the air like in those old-timey cartoons.

"... oh no."
It landed on top of them to which they screeched.

"I'm LITERALLY giving you free boats, the LEAST you could do IS BE GRATEFUL!" The yacht then transformed and coagulated into a bunch of crabs to which they pinched all of them. One of them even got one in the di--

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You checked the watch that was not present on your wrist. "Can we hurry this up? I wanna go to sleep."

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INTERRUPTED US, DUMBASS!" Bakugo yelled.

"YOU STUPID FUCKS INTERRUPTED ME FIRST YOU FUCKIN STUPID FUCKS!"

"YOU CALLED US STUPID FUCKS TWICE, DUMB FUCK!"

"I KNOW WHAT I FUCKIN SAID, YOU FUCKIN FAG SHUT UP!"

"HUHH?!?!??!?!?!? I'M NOT A FAG YOU FUCKIN DUMB IDIOT!"

"PISS OFF YOU FUCKIN POMERIANIAN WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES!"

"WHAT WAS THAT?????? I'LL BLOW YOU UP, DAMMIT!!!!"

"I WANNA SEE YOU TRY YOU FUCKIN MAMMILLARIA HAHNIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!?!?!?!"

"A CACTUS CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKIN PRICK!!!!"

"WHY YOU--!!!!!!!!"

"DIRTY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT--!!!!!!!!"
While you two were growling at each other like a bunch of rabid animals, you didn't notice the leader of the pack stand up through the still-pinching crabs and hold his hand out to you.

"You meddling hero-scum!" He growled out before attempting to shoot out water to you.

"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You and Bakugo yelled demonically at the same time, with him sending out a huge explosion and you summoning your mallet. The group of them got incinerated and then one-by-one got whack-a-moled by you up into the stratosphere.

"... well now that that's over, let's go home!" You clapped happily, your mallet disappearing. All Might, who was watching the entire thing, sweatdropped at you.

"Don't you think you're a bit too casual, L/n-chan?" He asked quietly. You blinked at him.

"Okay look, I literally have a chicken bone sticking out of my ass right now, you should be GRATEFUL that I'm chill." You went to pull down your pants to show them proof, but All Might quickly stopped you.

"IT'S OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!"

"THAT'S SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE ME WOULD SAY!"

"Y/N PLEASE!"











Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}

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