The content here are products of my high, haaa.. I did not know what I was thinking while writing this.. this.. abomination 🤦‍♀️

⇨ what are the characters' hobby.

Tyrespiel loves to collect variety of mirrors and store them around his room so the first thing he'll see when he wakes up is his beautiful face.

Harake, although is the silent type, loves plays especially when his brother is one of the characters and one of his favorite plays was 'The Blue eyed beauty and his glass shoe'.

Kaspian loves to paint everything in blue as he believes that everything is better in blue, even going as far as quoting━"brother is most better in blue not red that of royalty."

Roman loves collecting a variety of withered leaves knowing what the meaning of it and gifting it to Kaspian.He loves sending meaningful gifts to someone who annoys him and Kaspian is his regular receiver.

Shan secretly stash an insane amount of nuts in his pocket for when he is hungry. He loves to play under the sun and never was he a stay at home child so he always drag his bestfriend out of the Crosseart Mansion.

Roux loves collecting animal fur and knitting it into fur coats, duvets, pillow cases and even carpets.

Stephane loves painting sceneries, events and plants but he sucks at painting portraits.

Aran and Henry loves to spoil their young masters especially the youngest.

⇨ character qoutes and what type they are.

Tyrespiel : When I look in the mirror, I see my soulmate─ yep that's me. [ the narcisstic type ]

Harake : there's plenty of opportunities but this one will not come again. [ the inspirational type ]

Kaspian : Qoute? Is that what you wear when you're cold? [ the lost case #dumb type ]

Roman : I want to be a dinosaur─ because they're all dead. [ the dark humor type ]

Shan : I like the sun, I love the sun, but not a son. [ the he-claims-he's-not-gay type ]

Kevin : Kiss on the hand, the lips, down the neck and hips─ [ the sweet but then gets horny type ]

Roux : lemme guess, I'm your type? [ the cold but assuming type ]

Azazel : I- [ didn't get to say his line because roman's already choking him, +1 ]

⇨ What if the characters switched bodies.

Tyrespiel ( roman ) : /*crossed paths with kisana*/ yeah? Why don't you go back and look at yourself? Oh no, you can't because you don't have one. Bet your mother was so sick of your face she threw all the make up on you so she could cover your ugliness. *still holds a grudge against her

Harake ( stephane ) : wow, I didn't know you could carry this large boulders with this hands.. /*fascinated by harake's biceps*/

Kaspian ( tyrespiel ) : /*in a tug of war between Roux and Kevin whose having a glaring contest*/ this is my brother's body!!!! Noooooooo

Roman ( liam ) : ohoooo Im Roman, first year at magic department /*he said cooly with an air of indifference*/

Roux ( kevin ) : leave young master alone, you phedophile! /* he said shoving roux away*/

Kevin ( roux ) : /*can't refute because he doesn't know kevin's age so he can only glare at him*/

Kisana ( azazel ) : /*is being flip off and cursed at by Roman while having his middle fingers up in the air with the same face as his past lover*/

⇨ Parody 1 : the tale of Roman's curses

*kidnapper bribing him

Man: com'ere boy, i'll give you this if you come with this old man

Roman: sorry, I have diabetes, so fuck off.

*saw Kevin sneakily snaking his arms around tyrespiel's waist

Roman: this motherfucker never learns his lesson, huh? Lets see if you'll ever wake up tomorrow.

*is arguing with his teacher

Teacher: I am your teacher! Settle down, Mr. Crosseart!

Roman: you settle down you fake ass bitch! I told you! This! Math! Is! For! Children! What the fuq is this!?? Who doesn't know 1+1 that you'll need to teach us!??? And what the fucking hell is this formula!??? A bullshit formula for a fucking 1+1!? Are you a scammer!???

*saw his favorite brother limping

And we see him chasing the culprits with a sword twice as large than himself while yelling incoherent profanities inappropriate for his age.

⇨ Parody 2 : roman and his daily life

*wakes up at 3 am, prepare his book of the day, lines up his pen in order, tidy his bed, get dressed, open the curtains.

*after school, visits a local book store and buys another dozen of books.

*when he arrives home, he was ask by his butler, Henry, what he bought.

Roman : how to kill someone in one second, what to do when you kill someone, why is there a brain when you mostly use your heart, how to bury a body, how to make a murder looks like an accident.

Henry: i-im sorrryyy for askingggg wahhhh /*silently cries

*after half-bathing and slapping a sleeping kaspian out of his bed, he slept at exactly 8 pm.

⇨ Parody 3 : tyrespiel and his violin

*playing the theme song of howl's moving castle with a violin

Tyrespiel: damn, im so talented that even the birds gathered around my windowsill, heh

*in all honestly they were just there to witness his otherworldy beauty and they've all grown deaf to his violin plays so they can't ridicule his lack of talent now

⇨ Parody 4: Tyrespiel and the Sun

*was dragged out by Shan

Tyrespiel: why is the sun so bright, its blinding me! Why is it so hot, fuck, im close to stripping myself. can't the sun tone its heat down!? Oh my goddess! Its burning me!!!!!!

The sun: ... *it wants justice

⇨ Parody 5: Liam, Ruffian, Mael, Kaspian, the four idiots

*classroom hours, chemistry class

Teacher: and so the chemicals═

*all words gone deaf in their ears even mael can't recognize the words on the board

*mathematics class

Teacher: Im sure you all know this already but I want to make sure that you still remember the basics.. 1x1?

*liam smirk proudly before mouthing a 'watch me' to his friends as he raised his hands

Teacher: yes, liam?

Liam: 2

*before the teacher could retort a 'no' Kaspian slammed his hands on his desks angrily looking at liam

Kaspian: its obviously 0!

Teacher: settle down! Its times! Times!! 1x1 is 1.

*silent engulf the two until a loud shout erupted inside the room

Ruffian: I thought it was 4!? How come its 1!???!

*while mael on the side

Mael: its 1? Wasn't it 11??? Huh??

⇨ Parody 6: Roux and Kevin's rare encounters

*tyrespiel visits roux for tea time and some tine after he excuses himself and walked out of the garden

Roux: good day, Vin, my dear..

*kevin kept a straight face but his eyes showed disgust

Kevin: crown prince, roux, you're handsome but a two faced asshole.

Roux: I am still 24, dear Vin, not an asshole /*he said sensually looping his arms around kevin's neck pulling him close to him*/

Kevin: and I am 28, boy.

*both look at each other with distrust and annoyance, stares filled with strategic war in their minds killing the other

*then there's tyrespiel watching them.

Tyres : i see a bottom and a top.

⇨ Parody 7: TyVinOux ship normal morning occurence

*preparing to sleep

Tyrespiel: I dont wanna sleep with you, Kevin you snore quiet loud, you disturb my beauty sleep, Roux you drool especially on my shoulder..

*so tyrespiel slept on a futon just beside the bed, Roux and kevin came to an agreement to never cross the pillow border between them.

*morning

*kevin and roux both tied to each other. Hugging and feet tangled with each other with Roux's face buried deep on Kevin's chest.

Tyrespiel: awe, cute /*takes out a memorial tablet, written, recorded, captured

*that same morning where there's only the two of them left

Roux: ... You crossed, Mr. Goody-two-shoes

Kevin: ... It wasn't me who was buried in my chest..

⇨ in a modern world

Kaspian playing online games with liam and ruffian while Mael asks Tyrespiel to teach him the basic knowledge of mathematics.

Roman created a gang named 'olaa bitch sit down' and he is the president.

Roux is the Ceo of a cosmetic brand with Kevin as his secretary and personal driver.

Shan is an idol who smiles at day and strips at night.

Harake is a film director who features romantic genre between his brother and the other two.

Azrael is a known mafia boss whose looking for his childhood sweetheart.

Kisana became a doctor who saves life with a motto of 'if it can't be save then don't bother, ugly things are not in my saving bucket list'.

Konrad is a stay in brother along with stephane who sucks all his brother and childhood friend's money like a leech.

Isabelle is a policewoman who serves under the name of justice and equality.

Jaise owns a pet clinic knowing that tyrespiel has a pet that comes and go whenever it wants and a cozy place where tyres will look first if ever he does not see his pet at home.

Tyrespiel owns a pastry shop and is known for its delicious croissant.

⇨ characters quotes number 2

Tyrespiel: it doesn't matter if you're ugly in others perpective, its your face so you judge it but if its really ugly...─here, put it on your face so no one can judge it.

Harake: when you're in danger, yell and when no one helps you, curse.

Kaspian: my face is the foundation of the population, if you wanna breed with me please call this hotline ****, I wanna share my genes..

Roman: live the moment, do what you fear─ rob a bank, you only live once.

Kevin: greed is how humanity is made.

Roux: strategy: planning is one of the things i've been doing for our future.

Shan: The sun loves the moon, the moon loves the star but the star loves the clouds and the clouds loves the ocean but the ocean loves the fish and the fish loves the corals and corals loves the people and I love you.

Azazel : I am the villain everyone hates but you once loved this villain, my beloved hero.

⇨ CROSSEART SIBLINGS QUOTING ABOUT LOVE ( FALLING INLOVE )

Tyrespiel: myself is high standard so you're lucky I even chose to mingle with you, my love.

Harake: Even with a sword cannot defeat this love and with a shield cannot protect a heart but with a mind I shall see if you're mine.

Kaspian: I love blue but you love pink, I see, so its true that opposites attract.

Roman: If you dare to even reject my confession, I'll castrate you and no more handsome genes will be pass down your generations.

⇨ CROSSEART SIBLINGS QUOTING ABOUT LOVE
( FELL OUT OF LOVE )

Tyrespiel: this is the first time I became insecure, with this look, why would you fell out of love?

Harake: I have a strong mind but with a glass of heart, you broke me to pieces.

Kaspian: Suddenly the world was colorless.

Roman: Saying you'll love me till the end, I see how people fears love.

⇨ CROSSEART SIBLINGS QUOTES
( CONFIDENCE/MOTIVATION )

Tyrespiel

"Don't look down and look up, don't let them see that you're a weak person."

"Beauty over anything, mirror over nothing, my presence is everything."

Harake

"Learn to think positive because negative thoughts will only hinder you useless."

"Look down on others when you're tough, lower yourselves to help others when they're not."

Kaspian

"Positivity fights off the negativity of the society."

"Smile, laugh, and look at the mirror, you'll see your eyes twinkling like glitter."

Roman

"Books has its many uses, to learn, to become a hobby and another weapon to slap someone."

"Motivation is inspiration, confidence is readiness."

Since i didn't mention the characters ages, here they are;

Tyrespiel is 19

Harake is 18

Kaspian ( and his friends ) are 15

Roman is 9 ( as mentioned in the prologue )

Roux is 20

Stephane is 25

Shan is 18

Kevin is 22