𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗺𝘀

𝘉𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘻𝘉𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯

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@BubblezBee
Hey thank you so much for the raid!

@Dreamwastaken
No problem!
So I'm on your "simp list"?

@BubblezBee

What can i say im a sucker for a green man with a cute laugh

@Dreamwastaken
Cute laugh?

@BubblezBee

...yes

Hey my twt dms are glitchy and ba@Dreamwastakenrely functional. Can i have your number?

@Dreamwastaken
Moving fast woah, jk xxx-xxx-xxxx

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xxx-xxx-xxxx

ello, is this dream?

XXX-XXX-XXXX
Yes

xxx-xxx-xx changed xxx-xxx-xxxx name to Pissbaby

Pissbaby changed xxx-xxx-xxxx Bubblez

Pissbaby
WAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Bubblez

throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened

Pissbaby
i hate you

Bubblez

Brb removing you from #1 from my simp list

Pissbaby
WAIT IM NUMBER ONE

Bubblez

Not anymore bitch✌

Pissbaby changed Bubblez name to Simp

Simp

I removed you from the simp list! I simp no more!

Pissbaby
Its the lying for me

Simp

Its the kettle laugh for me

Pissbaby
Its the snort-laugh for me

Simp

Its the no face reveal for me

Pissbaby
Its being a jacksepticeye stan for me

Simp

Its being a fucking georgenotfound simp for me

Pissbaby
Its the eyebrow slit for me

Simp

Its the blob skin for me

Pissbaby
Its the e-girl skin for me

Simp

Its the nearly highschool drop-out for me

Pissbaby
Its getting fired from google then working on their website for me

Simp

I WASN'T FIRED! THE WIKI PAGE YOU ARE READING FROM IS WRONG! I WIN

Pissbaby
I wasn't reading from a wiki?

Simp

How do you know so much about me then? Huh

Pissbaby
I was a fan of you

Simp

...

WHAT

Pissbaby
Is that surprising? It's amazing how when you were so young you were dev'ing and coding mc servers and whole ass games. I mean it was inspiring for me to get into coding when i was young

Simp

YOU ARE MAKING ME SOUDN SO FUCKCING OLD WHATF THE FUCK

HELP

WHAT

IM NOT THAT OLD WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE I AM

HOW OLD ARE YOU

Pissbaby
20

Simp

I'm 21!

Pissbaby
I was saying how impressed I am that you were successful while you were so young. I didnt mean to make you feel old

Simp

I forgive you simp

Pissbaby
at least I'm an og simp

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𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺

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BubblezBee i love all of my og simps <3

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NOTES: remember age is different because this is taking place currently its taking place in the past woooo-