I pull up to Jennie's house on Saturday morning in such a wonderful mood.

And why would that be?

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie in a bikini!

Oh yeah!

Today feels like my birthday only better. If I play my cards right perhaps I'll even get the chance to unwrap Jennie!

I bounce around in my seat like I'm hopped up on all sorts of sugar, but my high comes from only one thing...

Jennie in a bikini!

I find it a bit odd that Jennie's not waiting outside because she told me she would be but I'm not too concerned. Instead of honking, which I think is rather rude, I get out of my car and practically skip to her front door.

I ring the bell as I try to remain somewhat calm.

Jennie in a bikini!

The wait for her to answer takes an eternity and when I hear her unlock the door from the inside my breathing hitches.

I must, under all circumstances, remain composed.

This is imperative or my cover as a Jennie obsessed fan girl will be completely blown.

My inner squeal is cut short when I see Jennie.

What the hell?

She's dressed in a big white snowsuit and for the life of me I can't figure out why.

"Good morning Jisoo." Jennie sings out as she flashes me a big grin.

I was all excited for a nearly naked Jennie and instead I get the fucking Michelin man!

I'm so pissed off right now.

"Are you on fucking crack?" I ask rudely and I don't even care how bad I sound.

Jennie in a bikini!

Where are you?

Jennie twirls around like she's in a fashion show. "Don't you like my bikini?"

Huh?

Oh god, she's a loony tune.

"I demand you go change." I shout as I point upstairs. "Whatever kind of joke you're trying to pull isn't funny."

Jennie walks over to me and slaps my shoulder. "Come on we're going to be late."

I'm so angry, I growl rather loudly. "I'm not leaving this house with you looking like a fucking marshmallow." I clench my fists together and I'm very close to slapping Jennie for being playing such a cruel trick on me. "I'm serious Jen, you better go change."

"Is this what you had in mind?" Jennie's voice comes not from the person standing in front of me but from somewhere else.

What's going on?

I'm so confused.

Another Jennie walks into the room dressed like a clown.

And now I'm scared as fuck.

Clowns freak me out like you wouldn't believe.

Jennie bounds over to me and her oversized clown shoes squeak loudly as she moves. "Don't pout Jisoo, I bet I can cheer you up." She pulls out a horn and honks it a few times, which only scares me more.

I back up until I hit the wall behind me. "Get away from me." I try to sound intimidating but my shaky voice betrays my actual feelings.

A third Jennie pops up beside me, "Don't pout Jisoo." I'm about to ask her if she's the real Jennie when a fourth Jennie appears on my other side.

I close my eyes hoping when I open them all the Jennies will be gone.

When I feel brave enough, I risk a peak and I scream my head off because there are now hundreds of clown Jennie's descending on me.

I wake up from my nightmare in a cold sweat and screaming.

That was the creepiest thing ever!

I thought Jennie could make anything sexy but Jennie as a clown is the farthest thing from sexy possible.

My heart is going a mile a minute and I'm out of breath.

Thank god that wasn't real.

"Did you have a bad dream Jisoo?"

My eyes bulge out of my head at the male voice that asked that question.

I slowly turn my head to see the owner of said voice and when I see who it is, I'm nearly sick on the spot.

D.B!

No way!

Come back clown Jennie, naked Hanbin is a billion times scarier than you.

I'm frozen and in shock so I don't even move as he gets closer to me.

Help, I need somebody.

Help, not just anybody.

Help!

He wraps his gross muscular arms around me as he snuggles up to my side.

Ew!

Ew!

Ew!

I can't think of one logical explanation for Hanbin being in my bed, without any clothes on.

Ew!

"Come on baby, let me make you feel better." He whispers in my ear.

I let out the loudest, blood-curling scream known to man hoping Hanbin will just disappear...

I sit straight up in my bed and I'm clutching my chest in absolute fear and panic. My fear and panic subside a little bit once I realize that Hanbin isn't beside me and there are no clown Jennie's around to creep me out.

Gah!

Talk about horrible dreams.

Talk about disturbing images.

I hope I'm not scarred for life.

I look over at the clock beside my bed and groan when I see the green numbers that read 3:57.

I've been having both those recurring dreams almost non-stop since Jennie left my place the other night.

Time has been moving so incredibly slow but the finish line is almost in sight.

Jennie in a bikini!

It's only hours away now.

Woo fucking hoo.

I want to close my eyes and avoid dreaming about anything that will give me shivers or make me want to barf.

I fall back against my mattress and curl my weary body under the soft covers. When my head hits the pillow I can feel myself slip into unconsciousness almost immediately despite the fact that my heart is still racing.

All I have to do is sleep the next number of hours away and then I can enjoy what I know will be the most heavenly of sights.

Jennie in a bikini!

Almost.

But not yet.

The next time my eyes open the clock is flashing 12:00 and that nearly causes me to go into cardiac arrest.

I managed to not dream about anything gross after I fell asleep but now it seems the power went out and I have a bad feeling that I've overslept and missed the chance at seeing Jennie in almost all her glory.

No, no, no!

This sucks so bad!

I throw back the covers, leap to my feet and run around like a mad woman looking for something that will give me the proper time. After a few frantic minutes I find my watch.

I take a deep breath as I prepare to find out what the damage is.

Dang man.

I didn't oversleep at all.

It's quarter to eight in the morning.

It's quarter to eight in the morning on a Saturday.

It's quarter to eight in the morning on a Saturday and I'm not picking Jennie up for another five hours.

That's right, five whole hours.

I'm too wired and anxious to go back to sleep and I desperately need something to pass the time.

Yes, I could do that, but not for five hours.

I'd get carpal tunnel syndrome or wear out my batteries for sure.

I manage to kill an hour by watching infomercials.

I'm totally ordering that Magic Bullet blender thingy as we speak.

It looks awesome!

I do think the name sounds a bit dirty but that's probably just me.

Ok, now I only have four more hours to go, this shouldn't be too hard.

Ten minutes later I'm bored out of my skull so I decide to call upon the help of wise woman to see me through this trying time.

"You better be dead or dying because otherwise I'm going to wring that neck of yours when I see you." Rose mumbles when she picks up the phone.

She's so not a morning person either.

"I know, I know, I'm terrible and you can kill me later I swear but I really need your help." I reply as I snuggle under the blanket on my couch.

"Just a second." Rose says. I hear her moving around and some bits and pieces of a conversation.

Go Roseanne!

She must have scored after all.

Seeing as Rose was busy and because she's the bestest friend anyone can I have, I went clubbing with her last night. She sent me home early though because I kept remarking how each girl she wanted to hook up with wasn't as hot as Jennie.

I felt kind of bad, but I was only speaking the truth.

Jennie in a bikini!

"Ok, I'm back, what's the big emergency?" She asks.

"I can't sleep and I'm so excited about today I don't know what to do with myself." I explain.

I hear a very audible sigh on the other end of the phone. "You know Kim, you are so lucky I love you like I do because if you were anyone else, I'd fucking kill you."

"I'm sorry." I whisper. "You can hang up if you want to."

"I wish I could get mad at you." Rose says. "But I can't, especially when I know what today is."

Jennie in a bikini!

"You're making me feel even worse now for waking you up." I groan.

Rose laughs, "Yeah I know, that's the point."

I guess I deserved that.

"Why don't you watch a movie or read a book?" She suggests.

Because none of them have Jennie in it.

"I could do that." I reply unconvincingly.

Rose lets out another sigh, "What is this really about?"

"I'm really nervous." I answer truthfully.

"She's only a girl Jis, you have to stop that mind of yours from psyching yourself out." Rose says softly.

Jennie in a bikini!

Not possible.

But that's not the reason I'm panicking.

Ok, ok, that's part of the reason but that's not really what I'm most concerned about.

"I get that, it's just," my voice falters momentarily as I try to think of the best way to explain what I'm feeling. "The other night when Jennie was over we had such a good time." Minus the flashing of my breasts incident of course. "What if I do something to screw up again today because I'm drooling all over her."

"You're worrying over nothing." Rose assures me.

"How can you say that?" I protest. "That's my thing, it's what I do."

"You told me yourself that the reason you had such a good time with Jennie was because you were able to just be in the moment." I did say that. "So, take your own advice, shut that frantic mind of yours off and see what happens."

"Easier said than done." I mutter.

Jennie in a bikini!

It's practically impossible.

"Is there something else, something you're not telling me?" Rose gently inquires.

Yes.

But I can't get into that right now or I'll completely lose it.

"No, just nerves." I lie.

I'm not a fan of lying, never have been, however, this just isn't the right time to open up an old wound of mine.

"You have to stop thinking you'll mess up because if you don't you will." Rose says matter-of-factly. "You're a great girl and if Jennie can't see that, it's her loss. Trust me Jis, she's lucky you're crazy about her."

"Thanks Rose, that's sweet of you to say." She has made me feel better and that's why I called her.

"Can I go back to sleep bed now?" Rose asks.

"I bet that's not what you really want to do." I joke.

"Busted." She laughs. "Remember what I said and you'll be fine."

I really, really, really hope she's right.

We hang up and thanks to Rose I only have three and a half hours left to kill.

I grab a bowl of cereal and flip on some Saturday morning cartoons.

This way, I won't have to worry about anything sexy infiltrating my thoughts.

I somehow get through the next two hours.

I'm showered, dressed and ready to hit the road.

Only problem, there's still an hour and half to go before I'm supposed to leave.

I'm about to start doing jumping jacks to burn off my excess energy when my phone rings.

I have to make sure Jennie never sees my phone because I'll have a hard time explaining why I've programmed her number to come up as Jennie in a bikini!

"Good morning." I greet her in a cheerier than normal voice.

Jennie in a bikini!

"I guess I didn't wake you." Jennie replies in her usual raspy and sultry tone.

What that does to me, I can't even begin to explain.

"Not at all." I assure her.

Oh no!

She's canceling on me!

I just know it!

"I'm so glad the weather reports were wrong. I'm happy to report it's bright and sunny outside." Jennie says.

Oh my god!

I never even thought to check the weather. Thankfully I didn't because I would have cried if I knew it was supposed to rain.

"You still there Jis?" Jennie asks.

"I'm here, I'm here." I reply as I vow to take Rose's advice to heart. I am going to enjoy myself today and not let my own hang ups take over.

Jennie in a bikini!

Well, almost, there's not a chance that will leave my mind until I see it for myself.

"I know this is going to sound like really lame." Jennie starts and she sounds hesitant to continue. "I feel almost like a kid who's waiting to go to Disneyland." She chuckles and I have no clue what she's trying to get at. "I've kind of been ready to go for the last hour or so."

What?

Did I hear her right?

"Which I know makes me so uncool but I'm really looking forward to hanging out with you today." She finishes so quickly I almost couldn't understand her.

Jennie Kim really knows how to make me swoon.

I tilt my head not because I'm trying to impress her, obviously she can't see me, but more so because she makes me feel like a love struck teenager again.

Honestly, I'm under her spell so much and I don't ever want that spell to be broken.

"Me too." I admit.

"Really?"

"Yeah, when you called I was trying to figure out a way to make time move faster." I joke and she lets out a throaty laugh that sends me on yet another Jennie high.

Jennie in a bikini!

"Do you think your parents would mind if we went over early?"

Who cares!

Jennie in a bikini!

"Not at all." I reply as I grab my stuff and head out the door. "I'll be at your place in like twenty minutes."

"See you then." Jennie says and we have lift off.

Yay!

It's the final countdown!

Jennie in a bikini!

Unlike my dream, Jennie is waiting for me when I get to her house. She's wearing a black tank top and jeans but I'm sad to report that her stomach is fully covered.

Oh well, it won't be for long.

Jennie in a bikini!

She throws her stuff into my backseat and as soon as she gets into the car we start laughing and joking around like the last time we were together.

We arrive at my parent's house and it feels like we just left her place. That's how easy the conversation was between us and I'm proud of myself for not letting my hormones take over.

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie in a bikini!

Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

I do have a bit of a panicky moment when I realize I never called my mom to let her know I was on my way over.

The last time that happened I got the shock of my life.

I vowed never to speak of that horrific moment again for fear of the permanent damage it could cause me.

Let's just say, my parents learned to lock the front door after that day.

Ew!

Jennie in a bikini!

Whew, that is exactly what I need right now.

"Hello." I shout after I unlocked the door and let Jennie in.

Yay!

No one's home!

Jennie in a bikini!

"Let's head out back." I say in what I hope sounds like a calm manner.

Jennie nods her head and I'm so giddy it's not even funny.

"Morning girls." My mom says as she walks down the stairs.

No!

She's going to talk to us and I'm almost at the finish line.

I force myself to smile. "Morning mom."

Jennie's smile seems more sincere. "Morning Mrs. P."

"You're here early." My mom remarks.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

"I just have to get a few things for tonight, but you guys have fun, and I'll be back soon." My mom says.

Yes!

"That's cool." I reply casually. "Drive safe."

Jennie in a bikini!

My mom assures me she will and I'm about to start doing cartwheels.

"Do you have to change?" I ask Jennie once we're alone.

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie shakes her head, "Nope, I came prepared, I wore my bikini underneath my clothes."

Thud!

That's me keeling over in my mind.

My throat dries up worse than the Sahara Desert.

"So did I," I manage to eke out in my highly stimulated state.

Jennie in a bikini!

"I have to go to the washroom but I'll meet you outside." Jennie says as I try not to explode with anticipation.

On my way out to the backyard, I grab two bottles of water so we don't get dehydrated while we're in the sun.

Safety first!

I throw off my clothes, put my sunglasses back on and by the time Jennie comes out I'm already lying on a lawn chair in my pink striped bikini.

Jennie's still dressed though.

But that won't be the case soon.

Jennie in a bikini!

She smiles at me and I wish I knew if she was checking me out but I can't tell because she's wearing sunglasses too.

Damn she's sneaky.

Yeah, I know I am as well but we're not talking about me now.

I adjust my body to the side so it looks like I'm getting comfortable but I'm just making sure I have the best view possible.

Jennie in a bikini!

Jennie turns around and latches onto the bottom of her tank top.

Jennie in a bikini!

In three...

Two...

One...

She slowly works her tank top off her body and as each inch of skin is revealed my mouth jaw drops, lower and lower. The first thing I notice is the tattoo on her back. She has a bellybutton ring and a tattoo, those are like my two favorite things on girls.

Combine that with Jennie ...yowzers!

Her back is as toned and well defined as her abs, which makes for a very happy Jisoo.

I hope Jennie doesn't look over at me because I can't stop staring.

Once her tank top has been discarded to the side, she lets her hair, which had been up in a ponytail, down. She runs her fingers through her brown tresses and I nearly start applauding.

This is so much better than I could have imagined.

And believe me I did.

Jennie unzips her jeans next as I slide my sunglasses down my nose, it's just too good a sight to see behind shades.

That's right baby, take it off, take it all off for me.

You know you want to.

Oh god, I sound like some skeezy dude.

I stop berating myself when Jennie starts to shimmy her jeans down those fantastic legs of hers.

I want to grab the garden hose and douse her in water so badly.

I've seen way too many beer commercials.

Her legs are exquisite, just like the rest of her.

And her black bikini is all kinds of sexy.

I'm seriously about to burst.

She bends down to pick up her jeans and I just about lose it.

Fuck!

Jennie is without a doubt the sexiest woman alive.

If I ran People magazine, she'd be on the cover of every issue.

Jennie starts turning back towards me and I notice just in the nick of time. I slide my sunglasses back up my nose and resume my earlier position so she won't be able to figure out what I was just doing.

Holy shit!

If I thought the back of Jennie was sexy, that's nothing compared to what she looks like in a bikini from the front.

I don't know if I can handle how smoking she is.

One more push, and I'm going to go over the edge.

"Hey Jis," Jennie says as she pushes her sunglasses up and onto her head.

"Yeah." I reply as I hang onto the last shred of self control I have.

Jennie reaches into her bag for something before she addresses me. "Do you think you