JUNGKOOK'S POV

"So, how is she like?" I asked Taehyung as he began to search his bag for the apartment keys. After begging and kneeling down for almost half an hour back in the office, Taehyung allowed me to come with him. 

"She is nice," he muttered and I scowled at him. Is that all about her? I need more details. This child, who we are dealing with, is Suga's and Hobi's, "She can be a bit noisy and weird, but other than that she is a sweet girl." 

Well, she wouldn't be that bad, right? He finally got the keys out of his bag and unlocked the door. Just as he opened the door, a creature suddenly came out from inside the house and jumped on Taehyung, making him fall down on the floor and making me jump from fright.

"TAEHYUNGIE!" the creature yelled with joy and hugged the life out of him, "I missed you so so so so so so so much!"

Taehyung laughed and patted the creature—I mean, the human girl's head, "I missed you too, Ara."

"Ara?" I said and suddenly the girl's eyes darted towards me and it looked...creepy! It was like she was studying my soul or something. What was she? A sin detector or a personality checker?

"Taehyungie," she mumbled and pointed at me with her index finger, "Is that your boyfriend?"

Huh? Oh! Nice. Yes! Yes! Yes! I am his—

"HUH?!" Taehyung gasped and shook his head, "N-N-No! He is just a f-f-friend." Ouch!

"Oh, I see," she said and jumped off of Taehyung and walked towards me, "Hello Taehyung's boyfriend, my name is Ara."

"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Taehyung yelled and she simply ignored him. Whereas for me, I was enjoying all of this and internally laughing at his every reaction. I patted her head and smiled, "My name is Jungkook."

"Oh! So you are the idiot which Papa keeps talking about," she said. WHAT?! "But you don't look like an idiot." What a nice girl!

"Your father must be telling lies. I am a very smart person and pretty handsome too," I nervously chuckled and looked away. I am going to kill them. I wonder who in the heck told that. I bet Suga hyung told her all of that. In what way am I an idiot?

"Anyways, Ara," Taehyung got up and took her hand in his, "Let's go inside. It is going to turn dark soon, so we better hurry up."

She nodded and walked in with Taehyung. I followed them inside and closed the door behind me. I tossed the bag on the sofa and sat down. I was so tired. I just want to sleep now, but I can't. Work exists in my life and it just can't seem to leave me alone.

"If you are feeling tired, you can go and rest now," I saw Taehyung standing in front of me and he scowled at the state I was in, "You look so dead."

"It's okay," I grinned and took out my laptop, "I can rest when I finish this shit."

"No cursing in front of kids," Taehyung scolded me and I nodded. I went back to typing away on my laptop and suddenly I felt another creature's presence next to me. I turned to the side and saw Ara munching on some chocolate she had found in the fridge.

"Hi?" I said, but she didn't reply back. Maybe she doesn't want to talk to me at all and just wants to eat the delicious chocolate in front of me. I sighed and went back to doing my work, when suddenly I felt her tug my sleeves, "What is it?"

"Are you really Taehyung's boyfriend?" she asked me and I smiled. I kept the laptop down on the table in front of me and turned towards her.

"I am his fake boyfriend," I said and a look of puzzlement crossed her face. She probably didn't get that. Obviously.

"So that means, you are his boyfriend?" she asked me and I sort of nodded at the question. I mean, I am not really his boyfriend. The real one is...Zetsu. Does she not know about that?

"By the way, why are you so interested in talking about boyfriends and me?" I asked her and she shrugged. What is that response?! 

"I just find you weird. That's all," she mumbled and I just gaped at her. How the heck am I weird? "Papa says that you are a pervert and always does something stupid." HUH!? Now I really want to punch that Suga! What all did he say about me to her? 

"Uhmm...what else did he say about me?" I asked her and she looked down at her fingers.

"He said that you were a...playboy." PLAYBOY! HOW THE HECK AM I—

"Dinner is ready!" Taehyung yelled from the kitchen. Before I could ask her more,  she got up and walked away. Why does everyone call me a playboy?! Even TaeTae used to call me that! 

I sighed and shut my laptop before heading over to the dining table to have dinner. We silently ate at the table. None of us talked and it was really silent. I couldn't bear with the silence. So I decided to break it with some conversation, but Ara beat me to it.

"Taehyungie! When are you going to get married?" she asked me and he almost choked the chicken bone. 

"Huh?" he just stared at her and she rolled her eyes.

"When are you going to get married?" she asked him again. 

"Never."

"HUH!?" both me and Ara yelled with shock and Taehyung just shook his head at us.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked him and suddenly I realized something good, "You are not going to marry Zetsu?"

At the mention of his name, he gulped and chuckled, "I was just kidding. Obviously I will get married one day, but it might take some more years. Hehehe."

"I see," Ara sighed and whereas for me, I was burning inside with hate and jealousy. That means he will marry Zetsu. Life is just...life.

We then went back to eating and everyone forgot about the marriage part. Taehyung went to the sink to wash the dirty vessels while Ara went to play with her toys. I leaned back on the counter and stared at Taehyung.

"Why are you staring at me?" he asked and I shrugged.

"Just wanted to." He didn't say anything and just minded his own business while I kept staring at him. This is getting sort of annoying.

"Hey, Taehyung. Did you actually mean it?"

"Mean what?" he asked me and I lowered my head down and looked away.

"Are you really going to marry Zetsu?" I asked him.

"Jungkook, I—"

"Who is Zetsu?" We looked at the door and saw Ara staring at us both. When did she come here? "You mentioned about Zetsu before too, so who is he?"

"Taehyung's boyfriend," I said and received a whack from Taehyung, "OUCH! What was that for?"

"You-You can't just say that in front of her," he said and I raised an eyebrow in confusion. The heck does he mean by that?

"So, Zetsu is Taehyung's boyfriend?" she asked us and I looked over at Taehyung who simply nodded, "Then...is jiji your second boyfriend?"

"Second boyfriend?" Taehyung asked her and looked at me. Hold on! Who is 'jiji'?, "What does that even mean?"

"I guess, fake boyfriend? Hehe..." I nervously chuckled and he rolled his eyes at me, "What does jiji mean?"

"Old geezer," she replied.

"HUH!? WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU EVEN CALL ME THAT?!" I yelled at her, but she just looked away.

"But Papa told me that Taehyungie is not dating anyone," Ara said, totally ignoring about her calling me 'Old'. But back to what she said now, what does that mean? I turned towards Taehyung who looked pretty shocked when she said that. Why was that so? He didn't tell the others about his boyfriend?

"Uhmm...you see...uhmm—I still haven't told your parents yet and—"

"Liar!" she interrupted him and scowled at him, "Papa clearly told me that Taehyungie is not dating anyone and is single."

"Uhmm...actually—"

"Is Taehyungie lying?" she asked him. I saw him biting his lower lip. Oh my god! Please be true. Please tell me that Zetsu doesn't exist. 

"I am not lying," he said and looked straight into her eyes, "I have a boyfriend who is Zetsu. I guess the reason why they thought I was single is because I haven't told many about this matter. Only to close people."

"I see," she said and suddenly walked away. I looked at Taehyung and he heaved a sigh. 

"You have to be really careful of Ara," he said and returned back to washing the dishes.

"Careful of her? Why?" I asked him and he grinned.

"Because she is a love expert." 

Huh? Love expert? 

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"Ara! Time for bed," Taehyung ordered, but the girl clung onto my legs and violently shook her head. Taehyung got pissed and crossed his arms in front of his chest and said, "It is almost your bed time. You have to go and sleep, Ara!"

"No!" she yelled and clung tightly to my legs, "I don't want to go and sleep."

"But you have to," Taehyung said, but she shook her head.

"I don't want to die young. The monsters under the bed will eat me up and throw my bones to their dogs. I don't want to sleep!" she cried out loud. Taehyung seem to get more and more pissed and I could literally see the smoke come out from his ears. If she refuses him one more time, then his head will explode!

"There are no monsters under the bed. In fact, there are no monsters at all in this universe," he said. I looked down at the little girl who seemed to be thinking about it, but not a minute had a passed, she shook her head again.

"I don't want to go!" she yelled and then I saw it. The volcano erupting and the lava flowing out. He was really pissed now! Like really. He grabbed her legs and pulled her away from my legs, but then the girl clung onto me tighter and I was pulled along with her.

"Jungkook!" he yelled and glared at me, "Let go of her!"

"How the heck am I supposed to do that?!" I yelled back and pointed at my legs, "She is the one who is clinging onto me."

"Ugh!" he pulled her harder and she cried out.

"MY LEGS ARE GETTING RIPPED AWAY! JIJI! HELP ME!" she cried out and I felt sorry for her.

"Yah! Taehyung! Let her go!" I said and he gasped when he saw me betray him. Uh-oh!

"You!" he pointed at me and bellowed, "I gave you a chance and this is how you use it?! Utterly ungrateful! Disloyalty! Horrendous act of betrayal! Top ten anime betrayals! Unforgivable! Dis—"

"Ara, you should go back to the room and sleep," I said to her and she looked at me with those puppy eyes. Oh gosh! Puppy eyes are everyone's weakness!

"Fine then," she muttered and Taehyung was in shock when he saw her remove her hands from around my legs, "But then, I will sleep only on one condition." I knew it!  I knew she would say something like this.

"And what is it?" Taehyung asked her.

"Both of you should sleep with me!"

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Ara is a love expert!!!! Oh and that word 'jiji', I heard that in an anime, so...hehe!

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