There once was a boy called Ramen. Ramen had five donkeys and three rhinos.

Ramen had six brothers and only one sister, Jessica. Now Jessica was a whore.

Jessica liked to sleep around, since she was a teenage whore. She slept with the entire baseball team, basketball team, tennis club, badminton club, the football team and even the cheerleading squad.

Ramen was embarrassed because of his sister and asked her to stop but she bitch slapped him and walked away. Ramen was mad and decided to tell her parents, but they died that night in a plane crash.

Being the eldest, Jessica became their legal guardian and started sleeping with guys all over the house. No room went untouched, even Ramen's bed was tainted.

Ramen got angry and decided to burn down the house with her in it while his other siblings were out. But Ramon didn't know that Jessica snuck out the back door and survived.

So one night, while Ramen was sleeping with one of his favourite rhinoceroses in the house he bought off the black market. Jessica snuck in and kidnapped Ramen, he woke up in a warehouse which was filled with candle wax.

Jessica forced Ramen to eat all the candle wax before drowning him in a bucket of hot candle wax that killed him. When she went to the new home, the rhinos were mad cause they couldn't find Ramen.

"Where's my Ramen?!" One rhino said.

Jessica tried to ignore them, acting like she didn't know. But they could smell a lying skank as well as the rest of us.

They cornered her in the basement as they all took turns shitting on her, the younger siblings came in suddenly bursting into the room the room but stopped when they saw a pile of shit surrounding their sister.

"What are you doing to Jessica?" One sibling asked.

"We are shitting on her." One said while he did just that. "She killed Ramen."

The siblings gasped and stared at Jessica with fright while they began to cry.

"Go now, no need to watch this." The rhinoceros said and the children left closing the door behind them.

Jessice tried to scream but everytime she did, shit would go down her mouth. Eventually Jessica died beneath the piles of shit, suffocating in her natural habitat.

The rhinoceroses buried Ramen with the younger siblings and raised them in honor of Ramen.

The End

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This story is so weird and fucked up. I really want to know where my head was at back then.

But at least its finally finished, never completed it believed it or not.

Anyways, that's the end of Jessica.