Celebrating your boyfriend's, KEANU REEVES, new role in a movie with something spicy, something like a night full of passion. However, when you hear him opening the front door you start stripping, finding out seconds later that Keanu wasn't alone. Next to him there's a confused River Phoenix. Keanu takes you to your bedroom and the both of you keep laughing remembering River's expression.

❝I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe I did that!❞
❝What made you do that?❞
❝I was just- I wanted to celebrate your new role!❞
❝Well, thank you, love. I really appreciate it!❞