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bitchass
bitch...

july
what??!!

bitchass
did you just admit being in love with taylor on jimmy kimmel? 😶😶😶

july
I what? how did you get that?

bitchass
"I love Dorothea! She'll always be a special person to me"

july
Oh... yeah I mean 🤷🏽‍♀️ it's the truth

bitchass
that you're in love with her????

july
im nooot i just love her

bitchass
whats the difference???

july
im not in love with you am i?

bitchass
i thougjt you were??? i THKUGHT RHE SONG WAS ABOUT ME AND OUR FRIENDSHOP?

july
Can you learn to spell first 😩😩

bitchass
no, now explain pls

july
explain what??

bitchass
you're in love with me platonically, i get it, I'd totally die AND kill for you too babes but I wouldn't have your babies. You would totally have Taylor's babies though

july
that's not biologically possible Niko

bitchass
THEORETJCALLG

july
ITS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE THEORETICALLY WE BOTH HAVE UTERUSES

bitchass
wait i actually read this article once that theres a bunch of scientist who think women are gonna be able to make babies in labs without sperm

july
wait for real???

bitchass
yeah buT WERE GETTING OFF TRACK

july
WAIT BUT THATS SO COOL I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT IT

bitchass
dude i have no idea im not a fucking scientist. google it

july
fine ugh

bitchass
but what im saying is you would totally wanna bang the shit out of taylor, respectfully, of course

july
yeah she's great in bed/:

bitchass
right so in conclusion you're in love with taylor

july
what does it matter anyway? I've moved on and I'm actually doing great you know? I'm happy for her, and I guess we're on good-ish terms so

bitchass
right but you should be married

july
no?

bitchass
you're perfect for each other come oN

july
Niko let it go will u?

bitchass
never

july
look it wasnever gonna work anyway! Im just glad i didnt get another justin situation on my hands

bitchass
dude no one's as shitty as him, that wasn't gonna happen

july
right but things might have gotten pretty twisted eventually, so this is good

bitchass
if you say so you miserable shit

july
love you too???

bitchass
SO MUCH MKRE💕💕💕

july
dude are you drunk? why do u have so many typos???

bitchass
yeah kinda a little bit heh :D

july
AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME? FAKE FRIEND

bitchass
you don't wanna be here rn trust me

july
ewww so i take it last night's date went well?

bitchass
rly well ;)

july
love that for u bestie!!!

bitchass
thanks😩