text messages

Lil Auggie
I need to get out of here

Lil Tay Tay
out of where?

Lil Auggie
out of here!

Lil Auggie
like this house

Lil Auggie
LA

Lil Auggie
All of California

Lil Auggie
planet earth

Lil Auggie
out of august

Lil Tay Tay
Well, I can't really help with getting you to space, or out of... august... whatever that means... (I hope it doesn't mean what I think it means)

Lil Auggie
If you know me well enough, you'd know the answer already 😌

Lil Tay Tay
...

Lil Tay Tay
Ironically, I hope?

Lil Auggie
Of course! My whole existence is ironic

Lil Tay Tay
August 😭

Lil Auggie
🤠 🤠 🤠

Lil Auggie
So, anyway, I'd like to get out of here

Lil Tay Tay
Like get out of this town?

Lil Auggie
Drive out of the city, away from the crowds

Lil Auggie
yup

Lil Tay Tay
Okay, but I have one condition

Lil Auggie
Yes, I'll remember you standing in a nice dress and staring at the sunset, babe

Lil Tay Tay
Great! Then, I'll get the car ready

Lil Auggie
ALDKJSJSJAKA

Lil Tay Tay
To think that just a few months ago you had no idea what the lyrics to any of my songs were 😌

Lil Auggie
I call this character development

Lil Tay Tay
#growth

Lil Auggie
anyway

Lil Auggie
i miss niko //: I WANNA GO BACK TO NEW YORK

Lil Tay Tay
I think maybe you should tell him that

Lil Auggie
No, ew

Lil Auggie
showing emotions is a sign of weakness 😠

Lil Tay Tay
riiight, so we only belt them out in the form of song?

Lil Auggie
EXACTLY

Lil Auggie
wow you're so smart!

Lil Tay Tay
Thanks! I was like an A student at school

Lil Auggie
HA nerd!

Lil Tay Tay
So, you used to live in NYC?

Lil Auggie
Oui, i moved out there for college when i was 18, met niko, became besties. hes still there and i dont think hell ever live anywhere else again

Lil Tay Tay
it's a pretty cool city! Definitely beats LA

Lil Auggie
Im gonna have to agree with you there!

Lil Tay Tay
So, what made you move back to LA?

Lil Auggie
Uhhhh

Lil Auggie
It's kind of a long story, im gonna need like at least three shots of tequila
to start with that

Lil Tay Tay
Hmm I think I can make that happen

Lil Auggie
... ngl, i like the way youre thinking. keep talking...

Lil Tay Tay
give me a synopsis and I'll provide the booze? I need to know what I'm in for

Lil Auggie
Take Grey's Anatomy

Lil Tay Tay
... okay?

Lil Auggie
Now double the drama

Lil Tay Tay
I—

Lil Tay Tay
from the medical point of view or the romance pov?

Lil Auggie
yes

Lil Tay Tay
...

Lil Tay Tay
I'm all out of tequila but I do have a ton of vodka?

Lil Auggie
KAKSKKSS nahh it's okay

Lil Auggie
thanks for the offer though! But I don't think getting drunk is the best idea right now

Lil Tay Tay
Fair enough! But if you change your mind! The offer still stands, any time of day!

Lil Tay Tay
Except for Friday after five. I'm going back home for a few days

Lil Auggie
like yeehaw?

Lil Tay Tay
I HATE YOUR ASS KSJSKS

Lil Tay Tay
No, it's just Nashville

Lil Auggie
Shut up you LOVE my ass

Lil Auggie
That's cooooool  I've never been to Nashville, but I have watched Hannah Montana: The Movie

Lil Auggie
Sorry, but miley's performance of the howdown throwdown definitely outshone your performance of that slow ballad

Lil Tay Tay
.....

Lil Tay Tay
anyway, moving on!

Lil Tay Tay
Hey, August, do you wanna come to Nashville with me?

Lil Auggie
Only if we can belt out songs from Hannah Montana the movie the whole way there

Lil Tay Tay
Okay, I'll admit, The Climb is a pretty good song but that's about all I'm agreeing to

Lil Auggie
FINE we can listen fo Fleetwood Mac the rest of the way 🙄

Lil Tay Tay
Great :D

Lil Auggie
Wait so, this is serious right now?

Lil Tay Tay
If you do actually wanna come, sure. There's a spot on the plane, and the house is huge and it'd be cool to have company

Lil Auggie
... okay maybe getting out of LA does sound like a good plan

Lil Tay Tay
Great !!! omg that's gonna be fun :))

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woopdiedoo i hope u guys had a wonderful weekend! 5 days till RED TV!!!!!!!