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augustgram get you a friend willing to come rescue you from a giant ass spider at like 9 pm 👍

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taylorswift it was no problem 😌 💅🏻

augustgram @taylorswift ugh my hero 😻

taylorswift @augustgram My next song's gonna be about you. The premise: You: A damsel in distress. Me: a hero. The spider: dead

augustgram @taylorswift ewww no i am NOT a damsel in distress.

nikodamiano @augustgram hold on lemme pull out the chats

augustgram @nikodamiano YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE WTF

zoejames she was... in my house... while I wasn't there....

augustgram @zoejames i told you not to go see fricken Marc

zoejames @augustgram I'm literally killing you when I'm back in 2 weeks

augustgram @zoejames Ill just go hide at my new bestie's house<3

taylorswift @augustgram sorry! you can't come!

augustgram @taylorswift get off my couch rn 😠

taylorswift @augustgram but phoebe wants me to stay 🥺

username1 PLS tell me you didn't try to catch it with those pots first

augustgram @username1 oomf those are a pan and a colander

username1 @augustgram didn't answer my question but okay...

username2 @username1 they definitely did

username3 bestie....

augustgram @username3 yes bestie...?

username3 @augustgram Nothing, you're just living the life 😩

username4 in the middle of a panoramic ?!?!?

augustgram @username4 #realfriends

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Taylor's Instagram Story

[Video zooming in slowly from far away on August and Phoebe]

Taylor snickers quietly.

August looks up and says, "Did you take the picture? Wait— are you filming?"

She gets up with a little pout on her face and as Taylor starts laughing loudly, the video ends.

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double update tonight bc yall are the best and we're at 3k reads????! holy shit