text messages

july
Niko

july
Niko

july
nikooooo

july
NIKOOO

july
NIKOLAI D'AMIANO YOU BETTER ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

bitchass
WHAT??? IM LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOWER

july
I DONT CARE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

bitchass
UNLESS SOMEONES DYING I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY PRECIOUS HAIR ROUTINE

bitchass
everyone's okay though... right?

july
NO IM NOT OKAY

bitchass
AUGUST THIS BETTER BE SERIOUS. IM PUTTING MY HAIR CONDITIONING ON HOLD FOR YOU

july
FUCK YOUR HAIR CONDITIONER TAYLOR JUST INVITED ME OVER

bitchass
...

bitchass
Taylor Jordanson from English201...?

july
... no

july
how do u remember that guy wtf

bitchass
He was rly hot

bitchass
Taylor... Swift?

july
Yes.

bitchass
Taylor Allison Swift...?

july
Yep

bitchass
Taylor Allison Swift born on December 13 1989 in Pennsylvania?

july
I guess...?

bitchass
Singer of hit songs Shake It Off, Blank Space, 22?

july
YES NOW CAN U HELP ME PLS

bitchass
hold on

bitchass
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this

july
normally id let you take your time but ive been sitting in my bathtub for like 30 minutes just staring at my shampoo bottle and i cant get myself to get up

bitchass
taylor swift

bitchass
invited you over to her place

july
yes, niko god 😩

bitchass
in beverly hills?

july
i guess so yeah ?

bitchass
... what for exactly?

july
to watch all 3 hsm movies?

bitchass
I—

bitchass
taylor is a high school musical fan?

july
no, I think she's indulging me...

bitchass
oh my fuxking god

july
Niko, Im not even that into the movies like theyre awesome and of course i like watching them ironically from time to time butKAJSJSDN WHAT THE FUCK

bitchass
Im not gonna lie

bitchass
her behaviour?

bitchass

july
NIKO NANDNSNS UR NOT HELPING

bitchass
wait does she know you're bi? 😭

july
i havent told her explicitly but isnt it hella obvious? i dont try to hide it 😭

july
WHAT DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY

july
WHAT DO I DOOO

bitchass
You're gonna get up and shower

bitchass
then you're gonna put on some nice but casual clothes but emphasis on nice

bitchass
them you're gonna get your ass over to her place

bitchass
then you're gonna worship her existence

bitchass
then when u get home u call me and tell me every single last detail

bitchass
oh and shave your legs

july
im gonna wear pants??

bitchass
just shave your legs woman 🙄

july
NIKO IM NOT GOING TO FUXK TAYLOR SWIFT THIS IS NOT A BOOTY CALL

bitchass
DUDE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOOTY CALL

bitchass
WHO THE FUCK WOULD INVITE SOMEONE FOR A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MARATHON THATS LIKE 6 HOURS OF SINGING CRAPPY DISNEY SONGS

july
We watch them together like 3 times a year at least

bitchass
yeah but im not taylor swift ??? im your best friend???

july
Niko

july
it's not. a. booty. call.

bitchass
whatever you say 🙄

july
whatever ):< im gonna go get dressed

bitchass
SHOW ME UR FIT WHEN UR DONE

july
What, so i can get your approval?

bitchass
Ur going on a date with THE Taylor Swift

bitchass
ur definitely gonna need my approval

july
asshole 🙄

july
i can dress myself just fine

bitchass
Uhuu but who works professionally in the fashion industry here?? not you

july
SHUUUT UUUUUP

bitchass
:))

bitchass
???? it's been like an hour

july
akjdksks sorry! I forgot

july
I stopped by the store to get like some snacks and stuff

bitchass
so??? OUTFIT. NOW. i will not hesitate to make u return home and change

july
UR SUCH A DIVA

bitchass
its for your own good babe

july
😒

july

july
i had to ask the old lady at the cash register

bitchass
😶😶😶😶

bitchass
you literally picked the gayest outfit in ur closer

july
🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

bitchass
.... whatever, it's your funeral!

july
I LOOK GOOD YOU ASSHOLE

bitchass
YOU DO but like you couldve gone with that one hot shirt u have that screams IM A TOP AND YOU KNOW IT

july
im not a top and you know it🥴🥴

bitchass
exactly why you need that shirt

july
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